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TheFLY · 11-15-2001, 12:06 PM

Can we take a vote?

My vote is

TaDoW · 11-15-2001, 12:11 PM

This is really an issue of economics ... if you don't have a girl willing to give head or bend over for you at your disposal, it's definitely better to grab a chick who's a good friend and get her to rub you off, rather than taking it upon yourself.

On-top · 11-15-2001, 12:27 PM

LoL, studying the oportunity costs of a handjob in public...

Only on GFY...

TheFLY · 11-15-2001, 12:39 PM

Hmm... friends give you handjobs?

kittykat69 · 11-15-2001, 12:45 PM

I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!

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Lane · 11-15-2001, 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!

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come on babe, a good bj is the best painkiller

[Labret] · 11-15-2001, 12:53 PM

Handjobs are lame.

Put the damn thing in your mouth!

BabeHunter · 11-15-2001, 01:06 PM

"Put the damn thing in your mouth"

lol

TaDoW · 11-15-2001, 01:51 PM

I agree.. handjobs are lame, unless they're your next best option :-)

BrettJ · 11-15-2001, 03:02 PM

I'll take two please.

When you're as fat, hairy and pimpely as me... even your own hand doesn't want to go down there.

BrettJ · 11-15-2001, 03:03 PM

okay ... so i'm not fat. pimply. or hairy.

BrettJ · 11-15-2001, 03:21 PM

But I am keenly familiar with the hand job - and while it's not the creme de la creme - it does have it's place.

10. church
9. with experimenting freshmen
8. thanksgiving dinner
7. library reading room
6. police car
5. any of TaDoW's G/F's are welcome
4. clowns give better hand jobs - no smeared make up
3. handjobs are better in the shower - don't have to worry about the water gettin' in the girls face/eyes/ears/nose
2. on an international flight when she puts the blanket over your lap - hand jobs are more discreet than the b/j

And the Number 1 reason a hand job is better - cuz us single bastards still get to bust a nut.

TheFLY · 11-15-2001, 06:17 PM

I still haven't successfully executed Boneprone's Dick in the Movie Popcorn Tub trick...

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TaDoW · 11-15-2001, 07:51 PM

BrettJ .. have you been barking up my tree again?

Damnit, I told you that we can't use your tab anymore for my "G/F's" (we all know they're hookers, it's okay) ... You have to pay me in advance for their services, and any other options are simply not possbile.

BTW, Your card bounced again, so we can't use the VISA anymore, cash only. Sorry Bro.

-TaDoW

kmanrox · 11-15-2001, 07:54 PM

whats wrong with just double fisting her ass?

shrug

Slick · 11-15-2001, 08:02 PM

I have yet to find a woman that has big enough hands to be able to actually stroke me, ha ha ha.

Dopy · 11-15-2001, 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by [Labret]:

Handjobs are lame.

Put the damn thing in your mouth!

And please ..... keep it there.

pr0 · 11-15-2001, 08:33 PM

HandJobs own it

X-Web · 11-16-2001, 03:27 AM

hey hand job = good foreplay before sex..

well i dont mind it..
better than straight to sex

i like variety all of the time..

some night straight sex
other night handjob/bj/sex
or shit like that..

NickB. · 11-16-2001, 03:59 AM

Only with a 12"inch dildo up my ass

titmowse · 11-16-2001, 05:12 AM

ahhh handjobs. i ruined my favorite pair or red leather gloves because of a hand job. well, one glove anyways.

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Lev · 11-16-2001, 06:38 AM

What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.

gaby · 11-16-2001, 07:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev:
What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.

try yoga

Jer · 11-16-2001, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lev:
What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.

WHY ?
http://web.archive.org/web/200010171...kyourself.com/

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Machine · 11-16-2001, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kittykat69:
I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!

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Its a medical fact that MY semen is a powerful pain killer.

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TaDoW · 11-16-2001, 02:52 PM

salty, nutty, or bland?

Kimmykim · 11-16-2001, 02:54 PM

The things people will do for a dvd.

SonOfRage · 11-16-2001, 03:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
The things people will do for a dvd.

Handjob for a DVD aint a bad deal.

Kimmykim · 11-16-2001, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SonOfRage:
Handjob for a DVD aint a bad deal.

True, true.

SonOfRage · 11-16-2001, 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim:
True, true.

Uhh...ya want a DVD?

UnseenWorld · 11-16-2001, 04:20 PM

A handful of Astroglide comes awful close to a blowjob, and my hand has no teeth. It's also a blow for male independence. (Is there a pun in there somewhere?)

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tenletters · 11-16-2001, 05:37 PM

Unseen.. a handjob and jacking off are not the same thing.

But, I like em both, lol.

UnseenWorld · 11-16-2001, 10:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by tenletters:
Unseen.. a handjob and jacking off are not the same thing.

But, I like em both, lol.

My point, which you missed by a mile, is that jacking off is better than a handjob. With a handful of Astroglide, it's like a blowjob (which is better than a handjob) but without the dental risks of a blowjob. I've had unintentional "scrapes" during BJ's. Plus, when you're doing it with you're own hand, you have a bit more control and can make the pleasure last as long as you like.

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11-15-2001, 12:06 PM	#1
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Handjobs...? Can we take a vote? My vote is

11-15-2001, 12:11 PM	#2
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	This is really an issue of economics ... if you don't have a girl willing to give head or bend over for you at your disposal, it's definitely better to grab a chick who's a good friend and get her to rub you off, rather than taking it upon yourself.

11-15-2001, 12:27 PM	#3
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	LoL, studying the oportunity costs of a handjob in public... Only on GFY...

11-15-2001, 12:39 PM	#4
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	Hmm... friends give you handjobs?

11-15-2001, 12:45 PM	#5
kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt... I say go the handjobs!!!!! --- www.sexcontents.com

11-15-2001, 12:53 PM	#7
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Handjobs are lame. Put the damn thing in your mouth!

11-15-2001, 01:06 PM	#8
BabeHunter Webmaster Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: 2nd door on the left Posts: 4,063	"Put the damn thing in your mouth" lol

11-15-2001, 01:51 PM	#9
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	I agree.. handjobs are lame, unless they're your next best option :-)

11-15-2001, 03:02 PM	#10
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	I'll take two please. When you're as fat, hairy and pimpely as me... even your own hand doesn't want to go down there.

11-15-2001, 03:03 PM	#11
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	okay ... so i'm not fat. pimply. or hairy.

11-15-2001, 03:21 PM	#12
BrettJ ol' timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Seattle WA Posts: 4,715	But I am keenly familiar with the hand job - and while it's not the creme de la creme - it does have it's place. 10. church 9. with experimenting freshmen 8. thanksgiving dinner 7. library reading room 6. police car 5. any of TaDoW's G/F's are welcome 4. clowns give better hand jobs - no smeared make up 3. handjobs are better in the shower - don't have to worry about the water gettin' in the girls face/eyes/ears/nose 2. on an international flight when she puts the blanket over your lap - hand jobs are more discreet than the b/j And the Number 1 reason a hand job is better - cuz us single bastards still get to bust a nut.

11-15-2001, 06:17 PM	#13
TheFLY So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic. Posts: 11,856	I still haven't successfully executed Boneprone's Dick in the Movie Popcorn Tub trick... ------------------ <A HREF="http://www.thefly.net/topfly.html" TARGET=_blank> </A>Oh Baby! TheFLY.net

11-15-2001, 07:51 PM	#14
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	BrettJ .. have you been barking up my tree again? Damnit, I told you that we can't use your tab anymore for my "G/F's" (we all know they're hookers, it's okay) ... You have to pay me in advance for their services, and any other options are simply not possbile. BTW, Your card bounced again, so we can't use the VISA anymore, cash only. Sorry Bro. -TaDoW

11-15-2001, 07:54 PM	#15
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	whats wrong with just double fisting her ass? shrug

11-15-2001, 08:02 PM	#16
Slick Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Houghton, MI Posts: 7,338	I have yet to find a woman that has big enough hands to be able to actually stroke me, ha ha ha.

11-15-2001, 08:33 PM	#18
pr0 rockin tha trailerpark Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: ~Coastal~ Posts: 23,088	HandJobs own it

11-16-2001, 03:27 AM	#19
X-Web Banned Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Langley, BC, Canada Posts: 357	hey hand job = good foreplay before sex.. well i dont mind it.. better than straight to sex i like variety all of the time.. some night straight sex other night handjob/bj/sex or shit like that..

11-16-2001, 03:59 AM	#20
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Only with a 12"inch dildo up my ass

11-16-2001, 05:12 AM	#21
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	ahhh handjobs. i ruined my favorite pair or red leather gloves because of a hand job. well, one glove anyways. love ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG Submit your Free site, TGP or TGP2 gallery to the MowseBytes Newsletter BONEPRONE 4 LIFE

11-16-2001, 06:38 AM	#22
Lev Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 3,545	What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.

11-16-2001, 02:52 PM	#26
TaDoW Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Where It Rains Posts: 3,875	salty, nutty, or bland?

11-16-2001, 02:54 PM	#27
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	The things people will do for a dvd.

11-16-2001, 04:20 PM	#31
UnseenWorld Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Portland, OR, USA Posts: 5,279	A handful of Astroglide comes awful close to a blowjob, and my hand has no teeth. It's also a blow for male independence. (Is there a pun in there somewhere?) ------------------ Check out the new content at Wonders of the Unseen World [This message has been edited by UnseenWorld (edited 11-16-2001).]

11-16-2001, 05:37 PM	#32
tenletters Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: the deep south Posts: 2,079	Unseen.. a handjob and jacking off are not the same thing. But, I like em both, lol.