But I am keenly familiar with the hand job - and while it's not the creme de la creme - it does have it's place.
10. church
9. with experimenting freshmen
8. thanksgiving dinner
7. library reading room
6. police car
5. any of TaDoW's G/F's are welcome
4. clowns give better hand jobs - no smeared make up
3. handjobs are better in the shower - don't have to worry about the water gettin' in the girls face/eyes/ears/nose
2. on an international flight when she puts the blanket over your lap - hand jobs are more discreet than the b/j
And the Number 1 reason a hand job is better - cuz us single bastards still get to bust a nut.
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