Can we take a vote?
My vote is
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This is really an issue of economics ... if you don't have a girl willing to give head or bend over for you at your disposal, it's definitely better to grab a chick who's a good friend and get her to rub you off, rather than taking it upon yourself.-TaDoW
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Hmm... friends give you handjobs?
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I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!
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Originally posted by kittykat69:
I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!
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come on babe, a good bj is the best painkiller
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Handjobs are lame.
Put the damn thing in your mouth!Comment
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"Put the damn thing in your mouth"
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I agree.. handjobs are lame, unless they're your next best option :-)-TaDoW
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I'll take two please.
When you're as fat, hairy and pimpely as me... even your own hand doesn't want to go down there.Comment
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okay ... so i'm not fat. pimply. or hairy.Comment
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But I am keenly familiar with the hand job - and while it's not the creme de la creme - it does have it's place.
10. church
9. with experimenting freshmen
8. thanksgiving dinner
7. library reading room
6. police car
5. any of TaDoW's G/F's are welcome
4. clowns give better hand jobs - no smeared make up
3. handjobs are better in the shower - don't have to worry about the water gettin' in the girls face/eyes/ears/nose
2. on an international flight when she puts the blanket over your lap - hand jobs are more discreet than the b/j
And the Number 1 reason a hand job is better - cuz us single bastards still get to bust a nut.Comment
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BrettJ .. have you been barking up my tree again?
Damnit, I told you that we can't use your tab anymore for my "G/F's" (we all know they're hookers, it's okay) ... You have to pay me in advance for their services, and any other options are simply not possbile.
BTW, Your card bounced again, so we can't use the VISA anymore, cash only. Sorry Bro.
-TaDoW-TaDoW
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whats wrong with just double fisting her ass?
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I have yet to find a woman that has big enough hands to be able to actually stroke me, ha ha ha.Comment
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And please ..... keep it there.Originally posted by [Labret]:
Handjobs are lame.
Put the damn thing in your mouth!Comment
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HandJobs own it
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hey hand job = good foreplay before sex..
well i dont mind it..
better than straight to sex
i like variety all of the time..
some night straight sex
other night handjob/bj/sex
or shit like that..Comment
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Only with a 12"inch dildo up my ass
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ahhh handjobs. i ruined my favorite pair or red leather gloves because of a hand job. well, one glove anyways.
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What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.Comment
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try yogaOriginally posted by Lev:
What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.Comment
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WHY ?Originally posted by Lev:
What's the point in handjobs. You can do it yourself, but not a blowjob.
http://web.archive.org/web/200010171...kyourself.com/
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Its a medical fact that MY semen is a powerful pain killer.Originally posted by kittykat69:
I got 4 wisdom teeth coming thru that make my jaw hurt...
I say go the handjobs!!!!!
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salty, nutty, or bland?-TaDoW
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The things people will do for a dvd.Comment
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Handjob for a DVD aint a bad deal.Originally posted by Kimmykim:
The things people will do for a dvd.Comment
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True, true.Originally posted by SonOfRage:
Handjob for a DVD aint a bad deal.Comment
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Uhh...ya want a DVD?Originally posted by Kimmykim:
True, true.
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A handful of Astroglide comes awful close to a blowjob, and my hand has no teeth. It's also a blow for male independence. (Is there a pun in there somewhere?)
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Unseen.. a handjob and jacking off are not the same thing.
But, I like em both, lol.Comment
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My point, which you missed by a mile, is that jacking off is better than a handjob. With a handful of Astroglide, it's like a blowjob (which is better than a handjob) but without the dental risks of a blowjob. I've had unintentional "scrapes" during BJ's. Plus, when you're doing it with you're own hand, you have a bit more control and can make the pleasure last as long as you like.Originally posted by tenletters:
Unseen.. a handjob and jacking off are not the same thing.
But, I like em both, lol.
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