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Old 01-29-2005, 02:10 PM   #1
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wtf is with people coming to my house asking me to join their church?
if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:11 PM   #2
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They've obviously seen your posts on gfy and realize you need some spiritual help
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:11 PM   #3
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i love those people almost as much as i love telemarketers.


it's a free license to fuck with someone and try to ruin their day. nothing like warping the minds of unsuspecting missionaries.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:12 PM   #4
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damn I know what you're talking about.. they're coming every week telling me my bible is wrong and theirs is true

and If I join I'll go to heaven bla bla bla.. all for only 100 bucks / month!
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:12 PM   #5
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i love those people almost as much as i love telemarketers.


it's a free license to fuck with someone and try to ruin their day. nothing like warping the minds of unsuspecting missionaries.
yeah but i dont have time to listed to their crap.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:15 PM   #6
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I just give them my business card and ask them if they would like to shoot some scenes
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:17 PM   #7
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carve a pentagram into your door and smear goat blood on it. they wont knock.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:17 PM   #8
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you missed your chance, should have invited them in and showed then Jesus porn. they would have liked that.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:20 PM   #9
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carve a pentagram into your door and smear goat blood on it. they wont knock.
not only they i suspect
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:40 PM   #10
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Maybe they felt that your soul needed saving...?!
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:42 PM   #11
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:44 PM   #12
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tell them you are a satanist and not interested, it works.
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:46 PM   #13
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if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
you either need:

a. a doorman

b. a gated community

problem solved
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Old 01-29-2005, 02:47 PM   #14
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if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
If surfers want popups I'm sure they would ask for them. It's all an attempt to get a signup.
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:09 PM   #15
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if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
just tell'em you are a Buddhist, believe me they will start leaving you alone. Been doing it for years. When I 1st moved where I now live they came 3 times, in the first two months, haven't seen them in over 3 years now
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:14 PM   #16
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If surfers want popups I'm sure they would ask for them. It's all an attempt to get a signup.
hahah, I was going to post the same thing
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:22 PM   #17
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:23 PM   #18
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if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.
Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:55 PM   #19
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Can these people just save themselves? Ok, we're going to hell...leave us alone!
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:58 PM   #20
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Old 01-29-2005, 03:59 PM   #21
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Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
Nice!

My particular favorite is to have a rusty old hatchet and a whetstone by the door. I open the door, spit on the stone, start grinding and say "Yessssssssssss?" in my most ominous voice. The bold ones leave a pamphlet. The scared ones back away immediately.

Mind you, I'd probably take a step or two back from a 6'2", 230lbs carpathian weilding a rusty hatchet too...
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