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Old 01-29-2005, 03:59 PM  
rickholio
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Originally Posted by junction
Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.
Nice!

My particular favorite is to have a rusty old hatchet and a whetstone by the door. I open the door, spit on the stone, start grinding and say "Yessssssssssss?" in my most ominous voice. The bold ones leave a pamphlet. The scared ones back away immediately.

Mind you, I'd probably take a step or two back from a 6'2", 230lbs carpathian weilding a rusty hatchet too...
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