wtf is with people coming to my house asking me to join their church?
 

if i wanted to goto their church i would have went there myself.

They've obviously seen your posts on gfy and realize you need some spiritual help :winkwink:

i love those people almost as much as i love telemarketers.


it's a free license to fuck with someone and try to ruin their day. nothing like warping the minds of unsuspecting missionaries.

damn I know what you're talking about.. they're coming every week telling me my bible is wrong and theirs is true

and If I join I'll go to heaven bla bla bla.. all for only 100 bucks / month!

yeah but i dont have time to listed to their crap.

I just give them my business card and ask them if they would like to shoot some scenes

carve a pentagram into your door and smear goat blood on it. they wont knock.

you missed your chance, should have invited them in and showed then Jesus porn. they would have liked that.

not only they i suspect

Maybe they felt that your soul needed saving...?! :1orglaugh

BIBLE Thumpers

tell them you are a satanist and not interested, it works.

you either need:

a. a doorman

b. a gated community

problem solved

If surfers want popups I'm sure they would ask for them. It's all an attempt to get a signup.

just tell'em you are a Buddhist, believe me they will start leaving you alone. :thumbsup Been doing it for years. When I 1st moved where I now live they came 3 times, in the first two months, haven't seen them in over 3 years now

hahah, I was going to post the same thing

get a pit bull to watch the front yard for you

Just do what I do. When know it is messengers of God at the door, I strip nude, answer the door, and ask them if they are here for the orgy.

Can these people just save themselves? Ok, we're going to hell...leave us alone!

:1orglaugh

Nice! :thumbsup

My particular favorite is to have a rusty old hatchet and a whetstone by the door. I open the door, spit on the stone, start grinding and say "Yessssssssssss?" in my most ominous voice. The bold ones leave a pamphlet. The scared ones back away immediately. :1orglaugh

Mind you, I'd probably take a step or two back from a 6'2", 230lbs carpathian weilding a rusty hatchet too... :upsidedow

I HAVE THE ANSWER.

http://www.ialien.com/nife.jpg

oh shit :1orglaugh