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BVF · 01-29-2005, 05:13 PM

I took my kids to Disney on Ice today in Downtown Milwaukee. The tickets are relatively cheap at $20 apiece but the UPSELL is how they get you.

How in the fuck does cotton candy cost $10 ? All they do is take a regular bag of cotton candy and stick some cheap ass colorful hat on top of the bag and charge you ten. So that means that you can't just buy one bag of cotton candy for your kids to share. You gotta buy EACH of them a bag so that each of them gets a hat...Some woman there said she would have to hide the hat from her kids when she got back to her seat.

And how in the fuck does a fucking SNOWCONE cost $8-$10 ? They take some bullshit coarse snowcone ice and stick it in a nice plastic Mickey Mouse cup and charge you $8.00. But since the Buzz Lightyear cup was bigger and only cost two dollars more, I had to get that one.

$3.75 for some sorry ass italian sausage sandwiches....$10 for little bullshit thingy's that makes light and spins around so the kids can use them when the lights are off. It's all bullshit..

But Disney puts on a great show. They don't cut corners anywhere...And I would have fucked the woman who played Ariel. She had a washboard stomach and fiery red hair. Man I wanted to slap that ass.

Disney rapes the parents for their dough but they make sure that the kids have a great time EVERY time....

pornstar2pac · 01-29-2005, 05:14 PM

yes, I will not pay $8 for a snow cone

Manowar · 01-29-2005, 05:16 PM

disney shave

sonofsam · 01-29-2005, 05:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Manowar

disney shave

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DarkJedi · 01-29-2005, 05:20 PM

Next time bring your own snacks

Dalai lama · 01-29-2005, 05:21 PM

I heard they will be using nats anytime soon.

WarChild · 01-29-2005, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Next time bring your own snacks

Yes because little children at a big event will often be good about eating bagged lunches while the other children around them play with their Disney toys and cotton candy.

freeadultcontent · 01-29-2005, 05:23 PM

Think thats bad, try one of the actual theme parks. Shit they should have an apply for credit booth.

Dildozer · 01-29-2005, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by freeadultcontent

Think thats bad, try one of the actual theme parks. Shit they should have an apply for credit booth.

LOL yeah it's insane, went over there during the holidays. Actually liked Universal Studios and Islands Of Adventure better as the parks were cleaner and we could use our hotel card to skip the line. Talk about doing the Hulk Coaster 5 times in less than an hour while some poor schmucks were still waiting for their first turn

brand0n · 01-29-2005, 05:29 PM

i like how you cant get a glass of water anywhere. its bottled and its 5 bucks.

Rui · 01-29-2005, 05:33 PM

That as to hurt...demmmm fuckers

SmokeyTheBear · 01-29-2005, 05:34 PM

mmm italian sausages drools

PMdave · 01-29-2005, 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by WarChild

Yes because little children at a big event will often be good about eating bagged lunches while the other children around them play with their Disney toys and cotton candy.

you can explain kids that some things are ridicuous expensive. Just tell them that a coton candy and a snowcone costs as much as that toy they wanted for some time now and promise them that you'll take them to the toystore next day. Big part of raising kids is learning them the value of money

Sarah_Jayne · 01-30-2005, 03:45 AM

Ever bought water on a convention floor?

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BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Disney people are the ULTIMATE Crossellers/Upsellers. I just got assraped by them. I took my kids to Disney on Ice today in Downtown Milwaukee. The tickets are relatively cheap at $20 apiece but the UPSELL is how they get you. How in the fuck does cotton candy cost $10 ? All they do is take a regular bag of cotton candy and stick some cheap ass colorful hat on top of the bag and charge you ten. So that means that you can't just buy one bag of cotton candy for your kids to share. You gotta buy EACH of them a bag so that each of them gets a hat...Some woman there said she would have to hide the hat from her kids when she got back to her seat. And how in the fuck does a fucking SNOWCONE cost $8-$10 ? They take some bullshit coarse snowcone ice and stick it in a nice plastic Mickey Mouse cup and charge you $8.00. But since the Buzz Lightyear cup was bigger and only cost two dollars more, I had to get that one. $3.75 for some sorry ass italian sausage sandwiches....$10 for little bullshit thingy's that makes light and spins around so the kids can use them when the lights are off. It's all bullshit.. But Disney puts on a great show. They don't cut corners anywhere...And I would have fucked the woman who played Ariel. She had a washboard stomach and fiery red hair. Man I wanted to slap that ass. Disney rapes the parents for their dough but they make sure that the kids have a great time EVERY time.... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!

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