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BVF · 01-29-2005, 05:13 PM

I took my kids to Disney on Ice today in Downtown Milwaukee. The tickets are relatively cheap at $20 apiece but the UPSELL is how they get you.

How in the fuck does cotton candy cost $10 ? All they do is take a regular bag of cotton candy and stick some cheap ass colorful hat on top of the bag and charge you ten. So that means that you can't just buy one bag of cotton candy for your kids to share. You gotta buy EACH of them a bag so that each of them gets a hat...Some woman there said she would have to hide the hat from her kids when she got back to her seat.

And how in the fuck does a fucking SNOWCONE cost $8-$10 ? They take some bullshit coarse snowcone ice and stick it in a nice plastic Mickey Mouse cup and charge you $8.00. But since the Buzz Lightyear cup was bigger and only cost two dollars more, I had to get that one.

$3.75 for some sorry ass italian sausage sandwiches....$10 for little bullshit thingy's that makes light and spins around so the kids can use them when the lights are off. It's all bullshit..

But Disney puts on a great show. They don't cut corners anywhere...And I would have fucked the woman who played Ariel. She had a washboard stomach and fiery red hair. Man I wanted to slap that ass.

Disney rapes the parents for their dough but they make sure that the kids have a great time EVERY time....

01-29-2005, 05:13 PM
BVF Black Vagina Finder Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: The Midwest Posts: 13,975	Disney people are the ULTIMATE Crossellers/Upsellers. I just got assraped by them. I took my kids to Disney on Ice today in Downtown Milwaukee. The tickets are relatively cheap at $20 apiece but the UPSELL is how they get you. How in the fuck does cotton candy cost $10 ? All they do is take a regular bag of cotton candy and stick some cheap ass colorful hat on top of the bag and charge you ten. So that means that you can't just buy one bag of cotton candy for your kids to share. You gotta buy EACH of them a bag so that each of them gets a hat...Some woman there said she would have to hide the hat from her kids when she got back to her seat. And how in the fuck does a fucking SNOWCONE cost $8-$10 ? They take some bullshit coarse snowcone ice and stick it in a nice plastic Mickey Mouse cup and charge you $8.00. But since the Buzz Lightyear cup was bigger and only cost two dollars more, I had to get that one. $3.75 for some sorry ass italian sausage sandwiches....$10 for little bullshit thingy's that makes light and spins around so the kids can use them when the lights are off. It's all bullshit.. But Disney puts on a great show. They don't cut corners anywhere...And I would have fucked the woman who played Ariel. She had a washboard stomach and fiery red hair. Man I wanted to slap that ass. Disney rapes the parents for their dough but they make sure that the kids have a great time EVERY time.... __________________ Black Pussy Click On Mr Cosby..CCbill, 60/40, 136 FHG's....The Cos Loves Black Ghetto Pussy!!