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Instant · 11-13-2001, 03:39 PM

i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site. when i tried to contact my host about this my site went online but my host guy went offline. could i get compensation or somthing for this?

Amputate Your Head · 11-13-2001, 03:40 PM

Suck it up and be glad you weren't down for 48 hours instead.

JakeR · 11-13-2001, 03:43 PM

that's what happens when you make bullshit posts about another plane crashing !

the Shemp · 11-13-2001, 03:49 PM

I dont think anyone guaranties 100% uptime.
Tell him that you'll deduct 1/30 of your monthly bandwidth costs and see what happens.

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Squishy · 11-13-2001, 03:50 PM

Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown?

On-top · 11-13-2001, 03:52 PM

Call your host.

funkmaster · 11-13-2001, 03:55 PM

Instant, this is a joke, right ... if this would be true, you wouldn´t post that in public ... makes you loo like a ... ahhh, ya know !

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Squishy · 11-13-2001, 04:00 PM

I've been giving this some thought over the last 5 minutes, Instant (zipE, bulldog), and I have reconsidered...instead of going to your fast fod job, I think the solution is to ingest 900 mg. of oxycontin to calm down. That's the exact dosage your looking for, and you can find some in your nearest city park, or from a friend with a bad back. Don't tell em what it's for, just remember to take 900 mg. all at once...it'll get better, I promise.

Theo · 11-13-2001, 04:13 PM

"i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site."

LOL

ldinternet · 11-13-2001, 04:15 PM

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stangster · 11-13-2001, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster:
Instant, this is a joke, right ... if this would be true, you wouldn´t post that in public ... makes you loo like a ... ahhh, ya know !

Three words:

D V D

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funkmaster · 11-13-2001, 04:18 PM

... you really think people on this board care about that dvd thing ??

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Squishy · 11-13-2001, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:

Three words:

D V D

I think he's closed that doorafter being banned a few times...I'm pretty sure he's just trying to get a few of us to pay for the airfare to fly to the UK for the sole purpose of beating him to death over a period of three days. Sounds better than Disneyland to me...

Theo · 11-13-2001, 04:19 PM

instant,can we learn what's your site that has 300k in 24hours? don't post a site on virtual account because i won't be able to handle the laugh this time

Theo · 11-13-2001, 04:20 PM

Squishy LOL

Instant · 11-13-2001, 04:36 PM

i had a galleries listed on

worldsex
al4a
sublime
thehun
snake
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thumbnailpost
+ many more

Theo · 11-13-2001, 04:40 PM

we believe you

Squishy · 11-13-2001, 04:40 PM

Terra.es won't give you a refund, ya fuck.

Theo · 11-13-2001, 04:41 PM

Instant · 11-13-2001, 04:46 PM

what the fuck is that you guys dont like about me?

if you talk to people that have spoken to me you will see im a nice guy..

i spent time last night helping Equinox with gallerie stuff. I even spent an hour making some doorways for his new sites and hosted them on my domain for fucks sake.

i have helped out many other people with search engine and gallerie tips

SykkBoy · 11-13-2001, 04:49 PM

Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NOOOOOO! I don't want this guy fucking up my order....isn't there a car wash or something that hires these people? Why the fuck do they always have to go flip burgers and fuck up my order at the drive thru? some of them can't even get my order right nor ring it up properly (even though the cash register has a big picture of a hamburger on it!)

Surely, there is some other menial job for failed adult webmasters that doesn't involve them fucking up my food too....

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Squishy · 11-13-2001, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Instant:
what the fuck is that you guys dont like about me?

Ah, where to begin... ... .. ... aw, fuck it, I'm gonna go burn one.

funkmaster · 11-13-2001, 04:50 PM

confirmed, Instant organized my whole system ... now I am getting 150k hits daily from SE´s !! terra.es can´t give him a refund, he owns terra.se ...

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stangster · 11-13-2001, 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
fuck it, I'm gonna go burn one.

Puff..Puff PASS.

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SleazyDream · 11-13-2001, 04:54 PM

if my host went down for 24 hours and they were't appoligising and kissin my ass like no tomorrow I would have a new host within the next 24 hours.

Squishy · 11-13-2001, 05:01 PM

If it's back up now, oh ye of many names, why not post the URL to this 300k per day gallery...I'd love to see it. But if it says "terra" anywhere in the URL, I may choke to death on my own vomit, and we don't want that.

Instant · 11-13-2001, 05:03 PM

everything with my host has been sorted out

Instant · 11-13-2001, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
If it's back up now, oh ye of many names, why not post the URL to this 300k per day gallery...I'd love to see it. But if it says "terra" anywhere in the URL, I may choke to death on my own vomit, and we don't want that.

im not posting my gallerie so a twat like you can copy it and shove it on every free host there is....

the only free host i have used is bsh
i have always been on payed hosting. i make way much more when i use it to when im on best-sex-host

and if i was on terra id have hardly got listed al al4a would i?

Squishy · 11-13-2001, 05:09 PM

Are my fucking fries ready yet?

Instant · 11-13-2001, 05:12 PM

nothing wrong with servin fries

Theo · 11-13-2001, 05:14 PM

LOL, this thing is unbelievable!

Amputate Your Head · 11-13-2001, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Instant:
nothing wrong with servin fries

It's the actual frying of them that really sucks.

Roberto · 11-13-2001, 06:40 PM

instant: never, ever, ask for anything productive or advice on this board, just come here to make fun of others as everyone else does. speaking of which, your post sounds like a "KICK ME" post-it on your back. really. don't complain now. you have been warned.

11-13-2001, 06:58 PM

Can't we all just live together in piece ?

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11-13-2001, 06:58 PM

Damn, my sig changes colors

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11-13-2001, 06:59 PM

There it goes again !

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Theo · 11-13-2001, 06:59 PM

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Originally posted by Equinox:
Can't we all just live together in piece ?

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11-13-2001, 06:59 PM

OMG, it has a virus !

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Amputate Your Head · 11-13-2001, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
instant: never, ever, ask for anything productive or advice on this board, just come here to make fun of others as everyone else does.

I do actually find the youthful non-descript banter typically associated with this particular Internet location to be rather stimulating at many times, such as one which is occuring at this moment.

Theo · 11-13-2001, 07:01 PM

Wizzo, ban this peaceful shit called Equifax.

11-13-2001, 07:01 PM

HELP ME !

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Theo · 11-13-2001, 07:02 PM

my eyes!!!

Roberto · 11-13-2001, 07:02 PM

well i live in 1 piece

Theo · 11-13-2001, 07:03 PM

put this for color! #000000

11-13-2001, 07:03 PM

Hey, I'm just trying to make this thread more colorful ! I like Rainbows, don't you love em too, Soul ?

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11-13-2001, 07:05 PM

Soul, are you ld's neighbor ?

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Theo · 11-13-2001, 07:06 PM

I like the group rainbow, not your sign.
Lately i don't recognise you equifax. Be MAD!
wtf, don't pretend john lennon!

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 11-13-2001).]

11-13-2001, 07:08 PM

I live in piece with myself and others. God is my friend. You all are my friends. I spread the love. Love each other! Fight the hate. Spread the word of Jesus !

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Theo · 11-13-2001, 07:13 PM

where is the peace located man? I'm from Thailand!

Darren · 11-13-2001, 07:15 PM

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11-13-2001, 03:39 PM	#1
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	what to do? i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site. when i tried to contact my host about this my site went online but my host guy went offline. could i get compensation or somthing for this?

11-13-2001, 06:58 PM	#34
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11-13-2001, 06:59 PM	#38
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11-13-2001, 03:40 PM	#2
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Suck it up and be glad you weren't down for 48 hours instead.

11-13-2001, 03:43 PM	#3
JakeR Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: il and nc Posts: 1,760	that's what happens when you make bullshit posts about another plane crashing !

11-13-2001, 03:49 PM	#4
the Shemp congrats to the winners Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Echo Beach Posts: 10,891	I dont think anyone guaranties 100% uptime. Tell him that you'll deduct 1/30 of your monthly bandwidth costs and see what happens. regards shemp --------

11-13-2001, 03:50 PM	#5
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown?

11-13-2001, 03:52 PM	#6
On-top Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: IN Posts: 2,283	Call your host.

11-13-2001, 03:55 PM	#7
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	Instant, this is a joke, right ... if this would be true, you wouldn´t post that in public ... makes you loo like a ... ahhh, ya know ! ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !!

11-13-2001, 04:00 PM	#8
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	I've been giving this some thought over the last 5 minutes, Instant (zipE, bulldog), and I have reconsidered...instead of going to your fast fod job, I think the solution is to ingest 900 mg. of oxycontin to calm down. That's the exact dosage your looking for, and you can find some in your nearest city park, or from a friend with a bad back. Don't tell em what it's for, just remember to take 900 mg. all at once...it'll get better, I promise.

11-13-2001, 04:13 PM	#9
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	"i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site." LOL

11-13-2001, 04:15 PM	#10
ldinternet Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 8,245	When I took the Penis-Health tour, my dick gained 11 inches. Imagine what the member area could do for me... afterall, "We are different from the other sites out there, the unique program we offer as been developed by medical professionals and people with experience in the field of penis enlargement. We wasted $1000's between us researching the programs that just didn't work.We have now put together in one site all the techniques that do work, unique exercises to Penis-Health, videos and pictures to assist you and more! We didn't steal our members area from any other site, we only borrowed it from penisdevelopment.com. We have the techniques that others do not have, you won't find one single technique that doesn't work. We have the biggest member section of all sites, and it as won 3 awards for outstanding quality." ------------------ Click here to convert 1:45 That's $0.55 per raw click... hehe

11-13-2001, 04:18 PM	#12
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... you really think people on this board care about that dvd thing ?? ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !!

11-13-2001, 04:19 PM	#14
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	instant,can we learn what's your site that has 300k in 24hours? don't post a site on virtual account because i won't be able to handle the laugh this time

11-13-2001, 04:20 PM	#15
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Squishy LOL

11-13-2001, 04:36 PM	#16
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	i had a galleries listed on worldsex al4a sublime thehun snake zilla thumbnailpost + many more

11-13-2001, 04:40 PM	#17
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	we believe you

11-13-2001, 04:41 PM	#19
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	LOL

11-13-2001, 04:46 PM	#20
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	what the fuck is that you guys dont like about me? if you talk to people that have spoken to me you will see im a nice guy.. i spent time last night helping Equinox with gallerie stuff. I even spent an hour making some doorways for his new sites and hosted them on my domain for fucks sake. i have helped out many other people with search engine and gallerie tips

11-13-2001, 04:49 PM	#21
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown? ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ NOOOOOO! I don't want this guy fucking up my order....isn't there a car wash or something that hires these people? Why the fuck do they always have to go flip burgers and fuck up my order at the drive thru? some of them can't even get my order right nor ring it up properly (even though the cash register has a big picture of a hamburger on it!) Surely, there is some other menial job for failed adult webmasters that doesn't involve them fucking up my food too.... ------------------ Making Bank You'll Soon Find Out How Making Bank Plans To Pay An Honest $84 Per Trial Join Everday! Evil is as evil does Dark Dollars

11-13-2001, 04:50 PM	#23
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	confirmed, Instant organized my whole system ... now I am getting 150k hits daily from SE´s !! terra.es can´t give him a refund, he owns terra.se ... ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !!

11-13-2001, 04:54 PM	#25
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	if my host went down for 24 hours and they were't appoligising and kissin my ass like no tomorrow I would have a new host within the next 24 hours.

11-13-2001, 05:01 PM	#26
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	If it's back up now, oh ye of many names, why not post the URL to this 300k per day gallery...I'd love to see it. But if it says "terra" anywhere in the URL, I may choke to death on my own vomit, and we don't want that.

11-13-2001, 05:03 PM	#27
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	everything with my host has been sorted out

11-13-2001, 05:09 PM	#29
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Are my fucking fries ready yet?

11-13-2001, 05:12 PM	#30
Instant Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 308	nothing wrong with servin fries

11-13-2001, 05:14 PM	#31
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	LOL, this thing is unbelievable!

11-13-2001, 06:40 PM	#33
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	instant: never, ever, ask for anything productive or advice on this board, just come here to make fun of others as everyone else does. speaking of which, your post sounds like a "KICK ME" post-it on your back. really. don't complain now. you have been warned.

11-13-2001, 07:01 PM	#40
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Wizzo, ban this peaceful shit called Equifax.

11-13-2001, 07:02 PM	#42
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	my eyes!!!

11-13-2001, 07:03 PM	#44
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	put this for color! #000000

11-13-2001, 07:05 PM	#46
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11-13-2001, 07:06 PM	#47
Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	I like the group rainbow, not your sign. Lately i don't recognise you equifax. Be MAD! wtf, don't pretend john lennon! [This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 11-13-2001).]