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Instant 11-13-2001 03:39 PM

what to do?
 
i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site. when i tried to contact my host about this my site went online but my host guy went offline. could i get compensation or somthing for this?

Amputate Your Head 11-13-2001 03:40 PM

Suck it up and be glad you weren't down for 48 hours instead.

JakeR 11-13-2001 03:43 PM

that's what happens when you make bullshit posts about another plane crashing !

the Shemp 11-13-2001 03:49 PM

I dont think anyone guaranties 100% uptime.
Tell him that you'll deduct 1/30 of your monthly bandwidth costs and see what happens.

regards

shemp
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Squishy 11-13-2001 03:50 PM

Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown?

On-top 11-13-2001 03:52 PM


Call your host.


funkmaster 11-13-2001 03:55 PM

Instant, this is a joke, right ... if this would be true, you wouldnīt post that in public ... makes you loo like a ... ahhh, ya know !

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Squishy 11-13-2001 04:00 PM

I've been giving this some thought over the last 5 minutes, Instant (zipE, bulldog), and I have reconsidered...instead of going to your fast fod job, I think the solution is to ingest 900 mg. of oxycontin to calm down. That's the exact dosage your looking for, and you can find some in your nearest city park, or from a friend with a bad back. Don't tell em what it's for, just remember to take 900 mg. all at once...it'll get better, I promise.

Theo 11-13-2001 04:13 PM

"i just found out that my site has been offline for about 24 hours. In that time i have lost about 300k of traffic to my site."

LOL

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stangster 11-13-2001 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
Instant, this is a joke, right ... if this would be true, you wouldnīt post that in public ... makes you loo like a ... ahhh, ya know !

Three words:

D V D


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funkmaster 11-13-2001 04:18 PM

... you really think people on this board care about that dvd thing ??

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Squishy 11-13-2001 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by stangster:

Three words:

D V D



I think he's closed that doorafter being banned a few times...I'm pretty sure he's just trying to get a few of us to pay for the airfare to fly to the UK for the sole purpose of beating him to death over a period of three days. Sounds better than Disneyland to me...

Theo 11-13-2001 04:19 PM

instant,can we learn what's your site that has 300k in 24hours? don't post a site on virtual account because i won't be able to handle the laugh this time http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif

Theo 11-13-2001 04:20 PM

Squishy LOL

Instant 11-13-2001 04:36 PM

i had a galleries listed on

worldsex
al4a
sublime
thehun
snake
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thumbnailpost
+ many more

Theo 11-13-2001 04:40 PM

we believe you

Squishy 11-13-2001 04:40 PM

Terra.es won't give you a refund, ya fuck.

Theo 11-13-2001 04:41 PM

LOL

Instant 11-13-2001 04:46 PM

what the fuck is that you guys dont like about me?

if you talk to people that have spoken to me you will see im a nice guy..

i spent time last night helping Equinox with gallerie stuff. I even spent an hour making some doorways for his new sites and hosted them on my domain for fucks sake.

i have helped out many other people with search engine and gallerie tips

SykkBoy 11-13-2001 04:49 PM

Shouldn't you be somewhere asking "You want fries with that?", you fucking ass-clown?
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

NOOOOOO! I don't want this guy fucking up my order....isn't there a car wash or something that hires these people? Why the fuck do they always have to go flip burgers and fuck up my order at the drive thru? some of them can't even get my order right nor ring it up properly (even though the cash register has a big picture of a hamburger on it!)

Surely, there is some other menial job for failed adult webmasters that doesn't involve them fucking up my food too....



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Squishy 11-13-2001 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Instant:
what the fuck is that you guys dont like about me?



Ah, where to begin... ... .. ... aw, fuck it, I'm gonna go burn one.

funkmaster 11-13-2001 04:50 PM

confirmed, Instant organized my whole system ... now I am getting 150k hits daily from SEīs !! terra.es canīt give him a refund, he owns terra.se ...

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stangster 11-13-2001 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
fuck it, I'm gonna go burn one.

Puff..Puff PASS.


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SleazyDream 11-13-2001 04:54 PM

if my host went down for 24 hours and they were't appoligising and kissin my ass like no tomorrow I would have a new host within the next 24 hours.

Squishy 11-13-2001 05:01 PM

If it's back up now, oh ye of many names, why not post the URL to this 300k per day gallery...I'd love to see it. But if it says "terra" anywhere in the URL, I may choke to death on my own vomit, and we don't want that.

Instant 11-13-2001 05:03 PM

everything with my host has been sorted out

Instant 11-13-2001 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Squishy:
If it's back up now, oh ye of many names, why not post the URL to this 300k per day gallery...I'd love to see it. But if it says "terra" anywhere in the URL, I may choke to death on my own vomit, and we don't want that.
im not posting my gallerie so a twat like you can copy it and shove it on every free host there is....

the only free host i have used is bsh
i have always been on payed hosting. i make way much more when i use it to when im on best-sex-host

and if i was on terra id have hardly got listed al al4a would i?

Squishy 11-13-2001 05:09 PM

Are my fucking fries ready yet?

Instant 11-13-2001 05:12 PM

nothing wrong with servin fries

Theo 11-13-2001 05:14 PM

LOL, this thing is unbelievable!

Amputate Your Head 11-13-2001 05:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Instant:
nothing wrong with servin fries
It's the actual frying of them that really sucks.


Roberto 11-13-2001 06:40 PM

instant: never, ever, ask for anything productive or advice on this board, just come here to make fun of others as everyone else does. speaking of which, your post sounds like a "KICK ME" post-it on your back. really. don't complain now. you have been warned.

X37375787 11-13-2001 06:58 PM

Can't we all just live together in piece ?

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X37375787 11-13-2001 06:58 PM

Damn, my sig changes colors http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/eek.gif

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X37375787 11-13-2001 06:59 PM

There it goes again !

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Theo 11-13-2001 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox:
Can't we all just live together in piece ?

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NO!

X37375787 11-13-2001 06:59 PM

OMG, it has a virus !

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Amputate Your Head 11-13-2001 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Roberto:
instant: never, ever, ask for anything productive or advice on this board, just come here to make fun of others as everyone else does.
I do actually find the youthful non-descript banter typically associated with this particular Internet location to be rather stimulating at many times, such as one which is occuring at this moment.


Theo 11-13-2001 07:01 PM

Wizzo, ban this peaceful shit called Equifax.

X37375787 11-13-2001 07:01 PM

HELP ME !


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Theo 11-13-2001 07:02 PM

my eyes!!!

Roberto 11-13-2001 07:02 PM

well i live in 1 piece http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/tongue.gif

Theo 11-13-2001 07:03 PM

put this for color! #000000

X37375787 11-13-2001 07:03 PM

Hey, I'm just trying to make this thread more colorful ! I like Rainbows, don't you love em too, Soul ?

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X37375787 11-13-2001 07:05 PM

Soul, are you ld's neighbor ?

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Theo 11-13-2001 07:06 PM

I like the group rainbow, not your sign.
Lately i don't recognise you equifax. Be MAD!
wtf, don't pretend john lennon!

[This message has been edited by Soul_Rebel (edited 11-13-2001).]

X37375787 11-13-2001 07:08 PM

I live in piece with myself and others. God is my friend. You all are my friends. I spread the love. Love each other! Fight the hate. Spread the word of Jesus !

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Theo 11-13-2001 07:13 PM

where is the peace located man? I'm from Thailand!

Darren 11-13-2001 07:15 PM

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