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Old 01-26-2005, 04:22 PM   #1
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:2cents Are you trying to impress GFY?

Why do people find the need to try to impress others on GFY?
I see people blatantly lying on here everyday. The same people who beg for help, free software, and bitch that they can never ever make a sale are the same people who say they have 6 houses, 3 new cars, get laid all day everyday and are just filthy rich.
I can't be the only one noticing this.

Does it really do wonders for your self-esteem when you lie to people that you have never even met in real life?

Am I the only one who can admit that I'm not filthy rich?
I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
I'm 20 years old.
I have bills to pay, and sometimes it's hard.
I'm doing decent but i'm hardly rich.
And suprisingly enough, my penis is small.

If someone were to drop by here and start making assumptions about the people on GFY, they would probably think that every single webmaster here is a millionaire, gets laid all the time, has at least a 12 incher, and has the best damn life possible.

Why are you people lying to yourself? to others you have never met?
It's uncanny.

The only thing I rarely admit is my age.
Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age.
I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve.

I know there are a few guys on here who are actually who they say they are, but there are quite a few who login everyday and try to impress everyone.
What's with that?

I've been doing web dev for quite awhile now, and because of that I have lost a lot of my social life. I gave it up for what I love doing - this.

My point is this:
I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:24 PM   #2
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"I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No."

Yeah so whats your point ?????
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:24 PM   #3
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I replied to this thread first. I'm better than all of you.

edit: Fuck, no I didn't. Now I have to prove to JFK that I am better...but how?
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:25 PM   #4
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alot of people on here do know each other in real life...also I dont claim to be rich but I never have a hard time paying the bills...and my Dicks big
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:25 PM   #5
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I replied to this thread first. I'm better than all of you.

edit: Fuck, no I didn't. Now I have to prove to JFK that I am better...but how?
No you didn't. Sad...
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:26 PM   #6
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"I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
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Yeah so whats your point ?????
I need to hire a writer so when I have all these thoughts I need to express, they can construct a decent thread that makes sense. I'm such a horrible writer.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:27 PM   #7
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I replied to this thread first. I'm better than all of you.

edit: Fuck, no I didn't. Now I have to prove to JFK that I am better...but how?
Time is of the essense.. Quick, hurry up...

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Old 01-26-2005, 04:27 PM   #8
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Impressive post.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:28 PM   #9
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Why do people find the need to try to impress others on GFY?
I see people blatantly lying on here everyday. The same people who beg for help, free software, and bitch that they can never ever make a sale are the same people who say they have 6 houses, 3 new cars, get laid all day everyday and are just filthy rich.
I can't be the only one noticing this.

Does it really do wonders for your self-esteem when you lie to people that you have never even met in real life?

Am I the only one who can admit that I'm not filthy rich?
I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
I'm 20 years old.
I have bills to pay, and sometimes it's hard.
I'm doing decent but i'm hardly rich.
And suprisingly enough, my penis is small.

If someone were to drop by here and start making assumptions about the people on GFY, they would probably think that every single webmaster here is a millionaire, gets laid all the time, has at least a 12 incher, and has the best damn life possible.

Why are you people lying to yourself? to others you have never met?
It's uncanny.

The only thing I rarely admit is my age.
Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age.
I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve.

I know there are a few guys on here who are actually who they say they are, but there are quite a few who login everyday and try to impress everyone.
What's with that?

I've been doing web dev for quite awhile now, and because of that I have lost a lot of my social life. I gave it up for what I love doing - this.

My point is this:
I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No.
excellent post. fuck trying to impress people on the board. just let people know your about business and those who also are will come to you.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:28 PM   #10
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alot of people on here do know each other in real life...also I dont claim to be rich but I never have a hard time paying the bills...and my Dicks big
Yeah, I know there are quite a few people on here that ARE well established and ARE who they say they are, but that number of people seem to be daunted by the number of people who just bullshit.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:28 PM   #11
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Time is of the essense.. Quick, hurry up...

Do you have a short ICQ UIN?
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:29 PM   #12
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I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
That's pretty sad dude....
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:29 PM   #13
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Serious, be yourself.

I think the alias junk needs to stop too.

Although sometimes it's funny when it's so ovious someone is trying to be cool
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:30 PM   #14
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haha that's right.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:32 PM   #16
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The only thing I rarely admit is my age.
Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age.
I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve.

lovely rant man.

I just turned 21 ;]

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Old 01-26-2005, 04:40 PM   #17
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That's pretty sad dude....
lol....

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Don't forget those of us that have our own (FILMED AND CREATED ORIGINALLY FOR GFY) animated sigs. Not the cheap knock-off animated sigs.
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:49 PM   #22
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Old 01-26-2005, 04:49 PM   #23
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That's pretty sad dude....
Why? at 20 he's not doing to badly, on average people only sleep with 8 or so people in their lives and have sex for the first time at 17. He's got another 40 years to make up numbers. Besides maybe he's found the one woman thats right for him and he feels that you're pretty sad for having to nail 50 ho's
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Totally hear ya.

Its funny that people actually measure their self worth by the fake personas that are on here. Its sad.

The only person I need to impress is myself. I like what i do and I like who I am. Good and the bad.

However I do have a 9" penis. No lie

If you are good at what you do man, be good at what you do. Lots of miserable people here in gfy living fake lifes, playing rich on here and stressing about the rent being late in private. Dont measure yourself by them. Measure yourself by the little guy busting his ass to get ahead. They are a few of them on here worth watching.

I was 21 when I got laid for the first time. Ive done VERY well for myself since. You know this.


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Old 01-26-2005, 05:35 PM   #25
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Why? at 20 he's not doing to badly, on average people only sleep with 8 or so people in their lives and have sex for the first time at 17. He's got another 40 years to make up numbers. Besides maybe he's found the one woman thats right for him and he feels that you're pretty sad for having to nail 50 ho's
Fuck the numbers
I'm still waiting (not really looking) for the right girl to come along that I actually like spending time with. Preferably one that isn't a huge slut.
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Nice post Dave. You are #1 in my book. I wish I could brag about my penis, but well:


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I am good loooking and that aint no lie
If you had a pair of sweet tits and a pussy i'd so bang you.
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On a serious note though....

I dont believe anything till i see it.

Cars dont impress me , Houses boats whatever.....

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On a serious note though....

I dont believe anything till i see it.

Cars dont impress me , Houses boats whatever.....

Word
Just really big fake titties?
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AMEn I been saying this ame thing for over a year now....

good post.... but the sad thing is those fake fuckers will still be here tommorrow...

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The only people important to me are my family and friends. On a lesser note everyone also wants respect from fellow industry colleagues.

I really could care less what others think about me.

My way of looking at the boards is like this:

1. Too many people talk too much shit. Acting all tough and big shot on the boards is a way to make them feel better because of there own insecurities and failures.

2. I don't belive in the whole "board persona" bull shit. You either act professional or you don't. There's no "it's just a board" excuse in my book.

3. Most people that brag about shit are usually full of shit. You can usually tell who's posting REAL pictures of there homes/cars and who's just fronting. Nothing wrong with being proud of what you've accomplished and showing pictures. It makes great modivation plus cool cars & houses are just fun to look at. But bullshiting fake cars etc.. is just pathetic and once you're caught you completely loose all credibility in my book.

So to some it all up. If you've never been to a show and I've never met you then I prolly don't care at all what you have to say on the boards. Front and lie all you want but it's not going to make a difference. On the other hand if you attend shows and I've met you THEN I value & respect the opinions of my fellow industry colleagues.

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I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
I'm 20 years old, my penis is small. I'm fat, ugly, I rarely get laid

Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No.
HAHA bro all that shit is your fault, get ur ass on a treadmill, and use a penis extender.

And getta girlfriend too! At age like 15 or 16 I was getting laid more every 2 weeks than you did your whole life. Im sorry for you
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HAHA bro all that shit is your fault, get ur ass on a treadmill, and use a penis extender.

And getta girlfriend too! At age like 15 or 16 I was getting laid more every 2 weeks than you did your whole life. Im sorry for you
oHh IcE bUrNNN!!11111
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Yeah so whats your point ?????
you own jags, own a house and able to travel the world. you got me beat
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Old 01-26-2005, 07:58 PM   #42
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Great post!

Honesty is a key asset to have in any business, and you have that. Fuck what people think. Do what makes you happy, work hard to reach that next level and by all means, don't deal with bullshitters.
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Old 01-26-2005, 07:59 PM   #43
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Heres my lil 8 inches

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Old 01-26-2005, 08:05 PM   #44
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Why do people find the need to try to impress others on GFY?
I see people blatantly lying on here everyday. The same people who beg for help, free software, and bitch that they can never ever make a sale are the same people who say they have 6 houses, 3 new cars, get laid all day everyday and are just filthy rich.
I can't be the only one noticing this.

Does it really do wonders for your self-esteem when you lie to people that you have never even met in real life?

Am I the only one who can admit that I'm not filthy rich?
I can count the times I have been laid on one hand.
I'm 20 years old.
I have bills to pay, and sometimes it's hard.
I'm doing decent but i'm hardly rich.
And suprisingly enough, my penis is small.

If someone were to drop by here and start making assumptions about the people on GFY, they would probably think that every single webmaster here is a millionaire, gets laid all the time, has at least a 12 incher, and has the best damn life possible.

Why are you people lying to yourself? to others you have never met?
It's uncanny.

The only thing I rarely admit is my age.
Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age.
I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve.

I know there are a few guys on here who are actually who they say they are, but there are quite a few who login everyday and try to impress everyone.
What's with that?

I've been doing web dev for quite awhile now, and because of that I have lost a lot of my social life. I gave it up for what I love doing - this.

My point is this:
I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster?
No.
i thought you single girl site owners were always banging the models
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:35 PM   #45
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Heres my lil 8 inches

Why was your cock out in your car?
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:38 PM   #46
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i thought you single girl site owners were always banging the models
that's my job.
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:41 PM   #47
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:47 PM   #48
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impress gfy? id rather do just the opposite

who needs 500 people icq'ing you daily begging for you to teach them to make money?

i do well enough to pay my bills and get out every few weekends, my car sucks, but i dont care.. wanna judge me on what i drive? ill run your ass over >=)
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Old 01-26-2005, 08:56 PM   #49
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Great post. I was just talking about the very same thing with someone last night. Funny that you posted this now.

You've got the attitude to make it in this business, or any business for that matter. I hope you stick with it, and I hope we'll eventually do some work together in the future.
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Old 01-26-2005, 09:00 PM   #50
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that's my job.
lucky bastard.
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