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Why do people find the need to try to impress others on GFY?
I see people blatantly lying on here everyday. The same people who beg for help, free software, and bitch that they can never ever make a sale are the same people who say they have 6 houses, 3 new cars, get laid all day everyday and are just filthy rich. I can't be the only one noticing this. Does it really do wonders for your self-esteem when you lie to people that you have never even met in real life? Am I the only one who can admit that I'm not filthy rich? I can count the times I have been laid on one hand. I'm 20 years old. I have bills to pay, and sometimes it's hard. I'm doing decent but i'm hardly rich. And suprisingly enough, my penis is small. If someone were to drop by here and start making assumptions about the people on GFY, they would probably think that every single webmaster here is a millionaire, gets laid all the time, has at least a 12 incher, and has the best damn life possible. Why are you people lying to yourself? to others you have never met? It's uncanny. The only thing I rarely admit is my age. Only because there are quite a few 18-20s on here and other boards that are just plain idiots, and people put it off because of their age. I'm mature, professional, business-minded and I know what I'm doing, yet my age is my only reserve. I know there are a few guys on here who are actually who they say they are, but there are quite a few who login everyday and try to impress everyone. What's with that? I've been doing web dev for quite awhile now, and because of that I have lost a lot of my social life. I gave it up for what I love doing - this. My point is this: I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house. Does that make me any less of a webmaster? No.
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FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
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"I'm fat, ugly, I don't drive a Rolls Royce, I rarely get laid, and I don't have more than one house.
Does that make me any less of a webmaster? No." Yeah so whats your point ?????
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I am a meat popsicle.
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I replied to this thread first. I'm better than all of you.
edit: Fuck, no I didn't. Now I have to prove to JFK that I am better...but how?
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alot of people on here do know each other in real life...also I dont claim to be rich but I never have a hard time paying the bills...and my Dicks big
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Do you have a short ICQ UIN? Are you a part of an online webmaster group such as BP4L, PG4L, or the Mob? Does your computer have a glowing case? Do you have a cool handshake/sign? These are all things in the eyes of the GFY webmasters could give you big points. |
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Fucked if I know
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Impressive post.
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Serious, be yourself.
I think the alias junk needs to stop too. Although sometimes it's funny when it's so ovious someone is trying to be cool ![]() |
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So Fucking Banned
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I am rich bitch , now stfu
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lovely rant man. I just turned 21 ;] youre not alone my friend.
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I'm just trying to make ends meet.
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赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111
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So Fucking Banned
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So Fucking Banned
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I dont care if people here are impressed or not. Nobody here lives with me or pays my bills so why would I care. Fuck the masses, I say!
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I give you credit for being honest to everybody and most importantly to yourself.
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Not making A Comeback
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Totally hear ya.
Its funny that people actually measure their self worth by the fake personas that are on here. Its sad. The only person I need to impress is myself. I like what i do and I like who I am. Good and the bad. However I do have a 9" penis. No lie If you are good at what you do man, be good at what you do. Lots of miserable people here in gfy living fake lifes, playing rich on here and stressing about the rent being late in private. Dont measure yourself by them. Measure yourself by the little guy busting his ass to get ahead. They are a few of them on here worth watching. I was 21 when I got laid for the first time. Ive done VERY well for myself since. You know this. SM
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I'm still waiting (not really looking) for the right girl to come along that I actually like spending time with. Preferably one that isn't a huge slut.
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So Fucking Banned
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I am good loooking and that aint no lie
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On a serious note though.... I dont believe anything till i see it. Cars dont impress me , Houses boats whatever..... Word |
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I am a meat popsicle.
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What is the point of all that.
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I've never been laid, I live with my mom, we don't have a car and we grow our own organic food.
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AMEn I been saying this ame thing for over a year now....
good post.... but the sad thing is those fake fuckers will still be here tommorrow... I always want to talk to somebody serious about business so if you ever want to chat icq me at 174842541 I would love to talk to someone that is as sensible as you anytime!!!!! |
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wow, that's deep bro
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The only people important to me are my family and friends. On a lesser note everyone also wants respect from fellow industry colleagues.
I really could care less what others think about me. My way of looking at the boards is like this: 1. Too many people talk too much shit. Acting all tough and big shot on the boards is a way to make them feel better because of there own insecurities and failures. 2. I don't belive in the whole "board persona" bull shit. You either act professional or you don't. There's no "it's just a board" excuse in my book. 3. Most people that brag about shit are usually full of shit. You can usually tell who's posting REAL pictures of there homes/cars and who's just fronting. Nothing wrong with being proud of what you've accomplished and showing pictures. It makes great modivation plus cool cars & houses are just fun to look at. But bullshiting fake cars etc.. is just pathetic and once you're caught you completely loose all credibility in my book. So to some it all up. If you've never been to a show and I've never met you then I prolly don't care at all what you have to say on the boards. Front and lie all you want but it's not going to make a difference. On the other hand if you attend shows and I've met you THEN I value & respect the opinions of my fellow industry colleagues. Just my ![]() |
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And getta girlfriend too! At age like 15 or 16 I was getting laid more every 2 weeks than you did your whole life. Im sorry for you |
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Great post!
Honesty is a key asset to have in any business, and you have that. Fuck what people think. Do what makes you happy, work hard to reach that next level and by all means, don't deal with bullshitters. |
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Heres my lil 8 inches
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impress gfy? id rather do just the opposite
who needs 500 people icq'ing you daily begging for you to teach them to make money? i do well enough to pay my bills and get out every few weekends, my car sucks, but i dont care.. wanna judge me on what i drive? ill run your ass over >=)
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Great post. I was just talking about the very same thing with someone last night. Funny that you posted this now.
You've got the attitude to make it in this business, or any business for that matter. I hope you stick with it, and I hope we'll eventually do some work together in the future. |
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