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Old 01-26-2005, 11:42 AM   #1
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Persius... You & Me... Knife fight

Choose your demise! You can pick between my steak knife



Or my personal carry. These vintage Case XX Desert Princes run about $250/ea, and would be a fitting end. I carry these in pairs.



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Old 01-26-2005, 11:43 AM   #2
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:44 AM   #3
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What is that a Casio watch? Get it out of a Burker King value meal?
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:44 AM   #4
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:49 AM   #5
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What is that a Casio watch? Get it out of a Burker King value meal?
That's my Ripcurl watch... where's your watch faggot.
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:51 AM   #6
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:53 AM   #7
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Old 01-26-2005, 11:56 AM   #8
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:09 PM   #9
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:10 PM   #10
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huh?

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Old 01-26-2005, 12:13 PM   #11
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:13 PM   #12
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:15 PM   #13
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That's my Ripcurl watch... where's your watch faggot.
I'm the faggot?

Your watch resembles those Caculator watches, the Asian chess club use to sport. I don't know if it's purpose is to tell time, or if you're on house arrest. It's some geeky, gaudy, ugly, thick, wrist shackle.
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:15 PM   #14
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stab that mofo in the neck

you gotta write his name on the blade y0
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:16 PM   #15
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:17 PM   #16
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:21 PM   #17
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I'm the faggot?

Your watch resembles those Caculator watches, the Asian chess club use to sport. I don't know if it's purpose is to tell time, or if you're on house arrest. It's some geeky, gaudy, ugly, thick, wrist shackle.
You are comedy, I'm sure you'll be able to pick me out by one of my wrist shackles at the next webmaster meeting. I urge you to do so.
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AVM - watchout or he will open some freaking holes in you man!
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:22 PM   #19
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knives are for asian you faggot ass white kid.
Hrm, I also own a 4006TSW Tactical (.40cal +P Smith & Wesson), and a .45ACP.

edit: never bring a gun to a knife fight.
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:26 PM   #20
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I really use Netscape / FreeBSD 5.2 ... this is just a secondary desktop.
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Old 01-26-2005, 12:26 PM   #21
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Leeeeard toooo speeeel

The first step in developing a defensive strategy against an attacker armed with a knife is to understand how a knife is used to kill and injure. In brief, a knife can hurt you in one of three ways:

Mechanical: It can be used to sever muscles and connective tissue that will prevent your body from working. Serious knife people practice cuts that will disassemble whole muscle groups or disconnect the tendons you need to make your hands and arms move.
Hydraulic: A knife can be used to sever arteries and veins, lowering blood pressure and eliminating oxygen transfer to the muscles or brain. A good cut on the carotid artery (located on the side of the neck) can cause unconsciousness almost instantly, with death following within moments.
Electrical: Knives can cut nerves that transmit your brain's instructions to your limbs, making it impossible for you to move or feel with the affected areas.
Even a small knife can cause all three types of damage, often simultaneously. A blade as small as 3-inches can reach the heart of an adult male, and knives as small as one-inch can easily sever major arteries. Yes, that Swiss Army knife in your pocket is fully capable of causing some massive trauma if used skillfully.
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at the next webmaster meeting. I urge you to do so.
Wait, am I to presume by this comment - we're to engage in an exchange of "fisticuffs"? Come on guy, are we being for real?

You're wearing a polyester, button down shirt - at home, in front of your computer. Have a pair of glasses, and some tupperware sitting beside your monitor. A homo watch, and COLLECT knives. Are you being serious here with the tough guy bravado? Or was that just a mandated GFY retort, in efforts of keeping a shred of dignity?

I hope it's the ladder of the two.

GRRR - Look at me


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Old 01-26-2005, 01:20 PM   #23
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Wait, am I to presume by this comment - we're to engage in an exchange of "fisticuffs"? Come on guy, are we being for real?

You're wearing a polyester, button down shirt - at home, in front of your computer. Have a pair of glasses, and some tupperware sitting beside your monitor. A homo watch, and COLLECT knives. Are you being serious here with the tough guy bravado? Or was that just a mandated GFY retort, in efforts of keeping a shred of dignity?

I hope it's the ladder of the two.

GRRR - Look at me

You best watch out fucker. I've got a spork.

edit: and a k-nife

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Old 01-26-2005, 01:23 PM   #24
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lol nice knives
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Old 01-26-2005, 01:39 PM   #26
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persius, the question is, how sharp is it, how heavy is it, and how do you handle it!
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this whole knife thing isnt funny.
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this whole knife thing isnt funny.
i thaught it was entertaining at least.
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Do Katana's count?
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this whole knife thing isnt funny.
No shit. I ain't even seen anybody bleed or get stuck, yet.

I'm starting to think maybe they ain't hardcore, after all.
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yes they do... but you're going to make me bust out the broadsword!
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Some nice blades, we have here.
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dont you mean dont bring a knife to a gun fight
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Hrm, I also own a 4006TSW Tactical (.40cal +P Smith & Wesson), and a .45ACP.

edit: never bring a gun to a knife fight.

WOW u have a gun! soooo cool, who doesnt have a fucking gun?

shut your pussy weapon ass up.

and dont bring a gun to a knife fight? man you sound like a stupid hick bastard.

why dont u brush your teeth with my dick.

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Old 01-26-2005, 05:02 PM   #36
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Nice knife collections....but little bit scary seeing so many. See it all the time on the news.
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