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com 01-26-2005 11:42 AM

Persius... You & Me... Knife fight
 
Choose your demise! You can pick between my steak knife

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...k/IMG_1543.jpg

Or my personal carry. These vintage Case XX Desert Princes run about $250/ea, and would be a fitting end. I carry these in pairs.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...k/IMG_1544.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...k/IMG_1546.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...k/IMG_1547.jpg

com 01-26-2005 11:43 AM

ohh yeah the back drop is a 19" LCD

AVM 01-26-2005 11:44 AM

What is that a Casio watch? Get it out of a Burker King value meal?

Manowar 01-26-2005 11:44 AM

Nice knives

com 01-26-2005 11:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVM
What is that a Casio watch? Get it out of a Burker King value meal?

That's my Ripcurl watch... where's your watch faggot.

hova 01-26-2005 11:51 AM

gangsta thread

brand0n 01-26-2005 11:53 AM

lol you 2 play nice.

com 01-26-2005 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brand0n
lol you 2 play nice.

sup playa ;)

supermann 01-26-2005 12:09 PM

Still internet explorer?

com 01-26-2005 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by supermann
Still internet explorer?

huh?

8 chars

Zebra 01-26-2005 12:13 PM

How long before someone posts a gun pic?

Libertine 01-26-2005 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
huh?

8 chars

Real men use firefox.

AVM 01-26-2005 12:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
That's my Ripcurl watch... where's your watch faggot.

I'm the faggot?

Your watch resembles those Caculator watches, the Asian chess club use to sport. I don't know if it's purpose is to tell time, or if you're on house arrest. It's some geeky, gaudy, ugly, thick, wrist shackle.

nofx 01-26-2005 12:15 PM

stab that mofo in the neck

you gotta write his name on the blade y0

JayJay 01-26-2005 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nofx
you gotta write his name on the blade

.....................

MetaMan 01-26-2005 12:17 PM

knives are for asian you faggot ass white kid.

com 01-26-2005 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVM
I'm the faggot?

Your watch resembles those Caculator watches, the Asian chess club use to sport. I don't know if it's purpose is to tell time, or if you're on house arrest. It's some geeky, gaudy, ugly, thick, wrist shackle.

You are comedy, I'm sure you'll be able to pick me out by one of my wrist shackles at the next webmaster meeting. I urge you to do so.

Rui 01-26-2005 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Real men use firefox.

WORD

AVM - watchout or he will open some freaking holes in you man!

com 01-26-2005 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
knives are for asian you faggot ass white kid.

Hrm, I also own a 4006TSW Tactical (.40cal +P Smith & Wesson), and a .45ACP.

edit: never bring a gun to a knife fight.

com 01-26-2005 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by punkworld
Real men use firefox.

I really use Netscape / FreeBSD 5.2 ... this is just a secondary desktop.

com 01-26-2005 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan
knives are for asian you faggot ass white kid.

Leeeeard toooo speeeel

The first step in developing a defensive strategy against an attacker armed with a knife is to understand how a knife is used to kill and injure. In brief, a knife can hurt you in one of three ways:

Mechanical: It can be used to sever muscles and connective tissue that will prevent your body from working. Serious knife people practice cuts that will disassemble whole muscle groups or disconnect the tendons you need to make your hands and arms move.
Hydraulic: A knife can be used to sever arteries and veins, lowering blood pressure and eliminating oxygen transfer to the muscles or brain. A good cut on the carotid artery (located on the side of the neck) can cause unconsciousness almost instantly, with death following within moments.
Electrical: Knives can cut nerves that transmit your brain's instructions to your limbs, making it impossible for you to move or feel with the affected areas.
Even a small knife can cause all three types of damage, often simultaneously. A blade as small as 3-inches can reach the heart of an adult male, and knives as small as one-inch can easily sever major arteries. Yes, that Swiss Army knife in your pocket is fully capable of causing some massive trauma if used skillfully.

AVM 01-26-2005 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
at the next webmaster meeting. I urge you to do so.

Wait, am I to presume by this comment - we're to engage in an exchange of "fisticuffs"? Come on guy, are we being for real?

You're wearing a polyester, button down shirt - at home, in front of your computer. Have a pair of glasses, and some tupperware sitting beside your monitor. A homo watch, and COLLECT knives. Are you being serious here with the tough guy bravado? Or was that just a mandated GFY retort, in efforts of keeping a shred of dignity?

I hope it's the ladder of the two.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: GRRR - Look at me

http://www.barmans.co.uk/productimg/3200.jpg

com 01-26-2005 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AVM
Wait, am I to presume by this comment - we're to engage in an exchange of "fisticuffs"? Come on guy, are we being for real?

You're wearing a polyester, button down shirt - at home, in front of your computer. Have a pair of glasses, and some tupperware sitting beside your monitor. A homo watch, and COLLECT knives. Are you being serious here with the tough guy bravado? Or was that just a mandated GFY retort, in efforts of keeping a shred of dignity?

I hope it's the ladder of the two.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: GRRR - Look at me

http://www.barmans.co.uk/productimg/3200.jpg

You best watch out fucker. I've got a spork.

edit: and a k-nife

http://www.idler.co.uk/images/adjoe/spork.gif

Persius 01-26-2005 01:23 PM

lol nice knives
i still like mine :)
http://p3rsiusmedia.com/pics/knife.jpg

Wiggles 01-26-2005 01:28 PM

i'm going to have to post my knife here soon.

com 01-26-2005 01:39 PM

persius, the question is, how sharp is it, how heavy is it, and how do you handle it!

seeric 01-26-2005 01:49 PM

this whole knife thing isnt funny.

com 01-26-2005 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
this whole knife thing isnt funny.

i thaught it was entertaining at least.

Fabuleux 01-26-2005 02:11 PM

http://www.orbitalconnection.com/private/samurai.jpg
Do Katana's count? :winkwink:

xclusive 01-26-2005 02:20 PM

oh just whip out your little peckers you know that's the only sword fighting you wanna do

Holly 01-26-2005 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by A1R3K
this whole knife thing isnt funny.

No shit. I ain't even seen anybody bleed or get stuck, yet.

I'm starting to think maybe they ain't hardcore, after all.

com 01-26-2005 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fabuleux

yes they do... but you're going to make me bust out the broadsword!

Vitasoy 01-26-2005 03:53 PM

Some nice blades, we have here. :)

robfantasy 01-26-2005 04:34 PM

dont you mean dont bring a knife to a gun fight

MetaMan 01-26-2005 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by com
Hrm, I also own a 4006TSW Tactical (.40cal +P Smith & Wesson), and a .45ACP.

edit: never bring a gun to a knife fight.


WOW u have a gun! soooo cool, who doesnt have a fucking gun?

shut your pussy weapon ass up.

and dont bring a gun to a knife fight? man you sound like a stupid hick bastard.

why dont u brush your teeth with my dick.

BITCH. :1orglaugh

sweetME 01-26-2005 05:02 PM

Nice knife collections....but little bit scary seeing so many. See it all the time on the news.


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