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If you could patent anything what would it be? If you could patent anything what would it be?
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:15 PM   #1
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If you could patent anything what would it be?
I'd patent real estate and charge like 8% on all house sales and mortgage, what about you?
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:17 PM   #2
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I'd patent water.

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Old 01-24-2005, 09:18 PM   #3
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haha damn didnt think of that
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:19 PM   #4
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I would patent the air. I would charge $0.01 per breath.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:19 PM   #5
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:20 PM   #6
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:20 PM   #7
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Bic lighters...I would be rollin in bling yo
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:22 PM   #8
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I would patent "JoesHo vs. BradShaw" rockem sockem robots.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:37 PM   #9
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:49 PM   #10
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:54 PM   #11
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I would patent masturbation and require a 50 cents royalty every time someone masturbate
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:55 PM   #12
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I'd patent water.
I'd patent oxygen, so you'd have to buy from me because water is h2o

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Old 01-24-2005, 09:56 PM   #13
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:56 PM   #14
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I'd patent oxygen, so you'd have to buy from me because water is h2o
look above at my post

we should go into business together
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:57 PM   #15
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then all you fuckers as well as the surfers will have to pay me.
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:57 PM   #16
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Old 01-24-2005, 09:59 PM   #17
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I'd patent water.
Fuck bro, I am suing you, because that was my idea.
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:00 PM   #18
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Toilet paper...you grunts would have to pay me a royalty to wipe your ass
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:01 PM   #19
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I would patent masturbation and require a 50 cents royalty every time someone masturbate
Holy shit bro, you would be as rich as the person that patent water. Just like water, some people cannot live without masturbation.
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:02 PM   #20
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Toilet paper...you grunts would have to pay me a royalty to wipe your ass
Who said that there weren't leaves outside.
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:05 PM   #21
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my son wants to patent a fast food french fry holder that clips on the car heater vent and keeps the fries warm.
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:21 PM   #22
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my son wants to patent a fast food french fry holder that clips on the car heater vent and keeps the fries warm.
Better get the paper work started, someone might make millions one day with that.
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:24 PM   #23
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I'd patent alternating and direct current electricity. Neither is intuitive, both are innovative and I could have easily controlled licensing and production up into the 20th century. Anyone who tried to fuck me would get the electric chair...
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