If you could patent anything what would it be?

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  • hydro
    Confirmed User
    • Dec 2003
    • 4216
    #1

    If you could patent anything what would it be?

    I'd patent real estate and charge like 8% on all house sales and mortgage, what about you?
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    • paxton
      Confirmed User
      • May 2002
      • 1156
      #2
      I'd patent water.

      Contact ICQ: 159141828

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        • hydro
          Confirmed User
          • Dec 2003
          • 4216
          #3
          haha damn didnt think of that

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            • r3ap3r
              Confirmed User
              • Jul 2004
              • 3535
              #4
              I would patent the air. I would charge $0.01 per breath.
              Fuck My Sig Good
              ICQ - 203744959

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                • AlienQ - BANNED FOR LIFE
                  best designer on GFY
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 30307
                  #5
                  I would patent Velcro.

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                    • Robatolla
                      Confirmed User
                      • Sep 2003
                      • 897
                      #6
                      WEEED!!

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                        • Spunky
                          I need a beer
                          • Jun 2002
                          • 133986
                          #7
                          Bic lighters...I would be rollin in bling yo

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                            • NickPapageorgio
                              Confirmed User
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 8323
                              #8
                              I would patent "JoesHo vs. BradShaw" rockem sockem robots.

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                                • jukeboxfrank
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Apr 2004
                                  • 1207
                                  #9
                                  Windows OS


                                  ICQ= 231-182-592

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                                    • buddyjuf
                                      #10
                                      credit card processing

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                                        • David!
                                          By the wrath of Agamemnon
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 6501
                                          #11
                                          I would patent masturbation and require a 50 cents royalty every time someone masturbate
                                          .

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                                            • BRISK
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Feb 2003
                                              • 12240
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by paxton
                                              I'd patent water.

                                              I'd patent oxygen, so you'd have to buy from me because water is h2o

                                              I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do,
                                              I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded.

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                                                • brizzad
                                                  holla
                                                  • Jul 2003
                                                  • 11769
                                                  #13
                                                  breathing

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                                                    • brizzad
                                                      holla
                                                      • Jul 2003
                                                      • 11769
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by BRISK
                                                      I'd patent oxygen, so you'd have to buy from me because water is h2o

                                                      look above at my post

                                                      we should go into business together

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                                                        • sumphatpimp
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Aug 2002
                                                          • 5235
                                                          #15
                                                          bandwidth.
                                                          then all you fuckers as well as the surfers will have to pay me.

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                                                            • Slap Dot
                                                              Confirmed User
                                                              • Aug 2004
                                                              • 3168
                                                              #16
                                                              I'd patent porn

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                                                                • pxxx
                                                                  First African GFY Member
                                                                  • Mar 2004
                                                                  • 12114
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by paxton
                                                                  I'd patent water.

                                                                  Fuck bro, I am suing you, because that was my idea.

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                                                                    • Spunky
                                                                      I need a beer
                                                                      • Jun 2002
                                                                      • 133986
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Toilet paper...you grunts would have to pay me a royalty to wipe your ass

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                                                                        • pxxx
                                                                          First African GFY Member
                                                                          • Mar 2004
                                                                          • 12114
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by PussyMan
                                                                          I would patent masturbation and require a 50 cents royalty every time someone masturbate
                                                                          Holy shit bro, you would be as rich as the person that patent water. Just like water, some people cannot live without masturbation.

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                                                                            • pxxx
                                                                              First African GFY Member
                                                                              • Mar 2004
                                                                              • 12114
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by spunky
                                                                              Toilet paper...you grunts would have to pay me a royalty to wipe your ass
                                                                              Who said that there weren't leaves outside.

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                                                                                • PersianKitty
                                                                                  Meow Media Inc.
                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                  • 7785
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  my son wants to patent a fast food french fry holder that clips on the car heater vent and keeps the fries warm.

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                                                                                    • pxxx
                                                                                      First African GFY Member
                                                                                      • Mar 2004
                                                                                      • 12114
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      Originally posted by PersianKitty
                                                                                      my son wants to patent a fast food french fry holder that clips on the car heater vent and keeps the fries warm.
                                                                                      Better get the paper work started, someone might make millions one day with that.

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                                                                                        • DamnGoodRatio
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 855
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          I'd patent alternating and direct current electricity. Neither is intuitive, both are innovative and I could have easily controlled licensing and production up into the 20th century. Anyone who tried to fuck me would get the electric chair...
                                                                                          Obama Said: "We can absorb a terrorist attack."

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