If you could patent anything what would it be?
 

I'd patent real estate and charge like 8% on all house sales and mortgage, what about you?

I'd patent water.

:) :) :)

haha damn didnt think of that

I would patent the air. I would charge $0.01 per breath.

I would patent Velcro.

WEEED!!:stoned

Bic lighters...I would be rollin in bling yo

I would patent "JoesHo vs. BradShaw" rockem sockem robots. :)

Windows OS

credit card processing :winkwink:

I would patent masturbation and require a 50 cents royalty every time someone masturbate :)

I'd patent oxygen, so you'd have to buy from me because water is h2o

:winkwink:

breathing

look above at my post

we should go into business together

bandwidth.
then all you fuckers as well as the surfers will have to pay me.

I'd patent porn

Fuck bro, I am suing you, because that was my idea. :winkwink:

Toilet paper...you grunts would have to pay me a royalty to wipe your ass :1orglaugh

Holy shit bro, you would be as rich as the person that patent water. Just like water, some people cannot live without masturbation. :winkwink:

Who said that there weren't leaves outside. :winkwink:

my son wants to patent a fast food french fry holder that clips on the car heater vent and keeps the fries warm.

Better get the paper work started, someone might make millions one day with that. :winkwink:

I'd patent alternating and direct current electricity. Neither is intuitive, both are innovative and I could have easily controlled licensing and production up into the 20th century. Anyone who tried to fuck me would get the electric chair...