My 2 youngest kids nearlly got bitten by a brown snake - GoFuckYourself.com

Aussie Rebel · 11-09-2001, 02:17 AM

My 2 youngest kids ( 5 & 6 )nearlly got bitten by a brown snake today, it is the 2rd most deadliest snake in the australia, I was out mowing my lawn and I heard the kids screaming so I went to see what was up, and there was a six foot brown snake under there trampoline, so I told them not to move or get off the trampoline and I got the shovel and wacked it over the head, and I was shitting myself cos he had a go at me, but all I could think about was my kids, anyway the snake ended up dead and my kids are still trippin ,so am I, so now I have moved there trampoline and swings and slide on to the lawn close to the house, I live in a small country town in australia and we get alot of snakes but we have never had them this close to the house before,and never near my kids, sorry for boring you guys with this, but fuck I'm still trippin, I hate snakes bigtime

onlyreal · 11-09-2001, 02:19 AM

what i knew
killing brown snakes is good
so maybe your goverment do against these ones

also what i knew killing black ones is bad as they eating mice ...

Exxxotica · 11-09-2001, 02:19 AM

Glad to hear your kids are OK, kids are precious.

I have no kids....A dingo ate my babies.

Aussie Rebel · 11-09-2001, 02:26 AM

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Originally posted by onlyreal:
what i knew
killing brown snakes is good
so maybe your goverment do against these ones

also what i knew killing black ones is bad as they eating mice ...

In Australia all snakes eat mice and our biggest one ( Scrub Python ) eats wallabies and I reckon a good snake is a fuckin dead snake,
I'm just glad it did'nt get Dylan or Kylie,

SNOW · 11-09-2001, 02:33 AM

The Aussies have some major snakes and insects..Glad there ok.. I wish there was a way to save the snake.

onlyreal · 11-09-2001, 02:34 AM

nope
black snakes generally donot attack persons
farmers like black sankes

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Originally posted by Aussie Rebel:
In Australia all snakes eat mice and our biggest one ( Scrub Python ) eats wallabies and I reckon a good snake is a fuckin dead snake,
I'm just glad it did'nt get Dylan or Kylie,

kittykat69 · 11-09-2001, 07:35 AM

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Originally posted by onlyreal:
nope
black snakes generally donot attack persons
farmers like black sankes

That's True.
Unfortanately as we get into summer there's gonna be a lot more of em
Your kids are now old enough to learn about snakes - the best thing to do when you see a snak e is not scream or shout or move suddenly, just walk VERY calmly away..
Also snakes try to get water when it is hot - maybe you can keep a low basin of water somewhere far away from your kid's pla gym to detract the snakes.

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GTS Mark · 11-09-2001, 08:34 AM

Move to Ireland.

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Wizzo · 11-09-2001, 09:51 AM

You could always call that Croc. Hunter guy...

However, I had the same experience a few years ago, with a cottonmouth and my kids. It's kinda freaky, but it just a part of life.

Amputate Your Head · 11-09-2001, 09:55 AM

I used to own snakes... kept 'em in the house in a big ass tank, but the top was always open for them to come and go as they pleased... snakes are cool... you just gotta understand them. They don't hunt down people looking to bite someone... they just wanna be left alone... don't fuck with them, and they won't fuck with you.

I also used to own some fairly large black African Emperor scorpions... same deal... don't fuck with, don't get fucked with... it's all about knowing who you're dealing with... same as anything else.

Glad your kids are okay Aussie...

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Aussie Rebel · 11-09-2001, 02:40 PM

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Originally posted by kittykat69:

Quote:

Originally posted by onlyreal:
nope
black snakes generally donot attack persons
farmers like black sankes

That's True.
Unfortanately as we get into summer there's gonna be a lot more of em
Your kids are now old enough to learn about snakes - the best thing to do when you see a snak e is not scream or shout or move suddenly, just walk VERY calmly away..
Also snakes try to get water when it is hot - maybe you can keep a low basin of water somewhere far away from your kid's pla gym to detract the snakes.

--- www.sexcontents.xom

Yes your right kittykat we will get a lot more, I just bought $500 of snake net to lay around the boundry of our property, I used it last year and caught 5 brown snakes in it, all in the chook pen, And I have just built a huge bird aviary so that will attract more as well , but I spose ya get 'em when ya live in the bush,

GiggleBerries · 11-09-2001, 02:49 PM

Man, Australia has some scary wildlife. I went there once. Beautiful place (although looks alot like Kansas in places). Got up to take a leak one night and while standing at the growler, I saw a MASSIVE spider in the bathtub. I'm not talking about a big wood spider like is so common in the US, but a REALLY big spider....like big enough to trip you and steal your fucking wallet. The hotel we were at was really cool though. They sent someone up to remove him from the tub. I don't think I had a good nights sleep again until I reached my own bed back home.

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funkmaster · 11-09-2001, 03:46 PM

... mate, killed the browny, now have another slab of icycold XXXX !!

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Aussie Rebel · 11-09-2001, 04:55 PM

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Originally posted by funkmaster:
... mate, killed the browny, now have another slab of icycold XXXX !!

Nah mate, a slab of carlton cold, thats the best, xxxx is shit, only queenslanders drink that shit

Aussie · 11-09-2001, 05:36 PM

Just watch out for them Red Backs.
Nasty little things they are.

Also don't ya just looove Summer.

Wildman · 11-10-2001, 04:08 AM

Where are you located Aussie Rebel?

I live near a little river, and when you walk along that, the snakes attack you. Whoever said they don't attack, hasnt been near my place!

Wildman.

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onlyreal · 11-10-2001, 02:32 PM

what i knew
american goverment trying to keep alligator from houses in florida by taining special people that catches them
may be your goverment do same thing

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Aussie Rebel · 11-10-2001, 03:03 PM

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Originally posted by Wildman:
Where are you located Aussie Rebel?

I live near a little river, and when you walk along that, the snakes attack you. Whoever said they don't attack, hasnt been near my place!

Wildman.

Hi wildman, I live up next to the Murray River, I't a nice spot to be for summer,

boneprone · 11-10-2001, 06:21 PM

Exxxotica likes it when I put my brown snake in his mouth.

Wildman · 11-10-2001, 09:27 PM

AR,
NSW side or the VIC side.
Very Nice Area...great for houseboats!

Wildman.

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Aussie Rebel · 11-10-2001, 09:39 PM

I'm on the NSW side but the boarder is only 1 minute from here, And yes your right about the houseboats, hopefully I will be buying one in the next year or 2
Aussie Rebel

massivex · 11-11-2001, 08:49 AM

I don't like snakes also,.. that's why I live here!! lol

massivex · 11-11-2001, 08:49 AM

I don't like snakes also,.. that's why I live here!! lol

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 11-11-2001, 09:40 AM

You should have called STEVE IRWIN to catch that Beaut ... you would av been alright, mate !!

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Clovis · 11-11-2001, 10:26 AM

Get your self a couple of Jack Russell Terriers - mine eat snakes for kicks.

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11-09-2001, 02:17 AM	#1
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	My 2 youngest kids nearlly got bitten by a brown snake My 2 youngest kids ( 5 & 6 )nearlly got bitten by a brown snake today, it is the 2rd most deadliest snake in the australia, I was out mowing my lawn and I heard the kids screaming so I went to see what was up, and there was a six foot brown snake under there trampoline, so I told them not to move or get off the trampoline and I got the shovel and wacked it over the head, and I was shitting myself cos he had a go at me, but all I could think about was my kids, anyway the snake ended up dead and my kids are still trippin ,so am I, so now I have moved there trampoline and swings and slide on to the lawn close to the house, I live in a small country town in australia and we get alot of snakes but we have never had them this close to the house before,and never near my kids, sorry for boring you guys with this, but fuck I'm still trippin, I hate snakes bigtime

11-09-2001, 02:19 AM	#2
onlyreal Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 853	what i knew killing brown snakes is good so maybe your goverment do against these ones also what i knew killing black ones is bad as they eating mice ...

11-09-2001, 02:19 AM	#3
Exxxotica Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Oregun Posts: 4,396	Glad to hear your kids are OK, kids are precious. I have no kids....A dingo ate my babies.

11-09-2001, 02:33 AM	#5
SNOW Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 3,963	The Aussies have some major snakes and insects..Glad there ok.. I wish there was a way to save the snake.

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11-09-2001, 09:51 AM	#9
Wizzo 2011 GFY Hall of Fame! Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Back in Texas! Posts: 15,224	You could always call that Croc. Hunter guy... However, I had the same experience a few years ago, with a cottonmouth and my kids. It's kinda freaky, but it just a part of life.

11-09-2001, 09:55 AM	#10
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	I used to own snakes... kept 'em in the house in a big ass tank, but the top was always open for them to come and go as they pleased... snakes are cool... you just gotta understand them. They don't hunt down people looking to bite someone... they just wanna be left alone... don't fuck with them, and they won't fuck with you. I also used to own some fairly large black African Emperor scorpions... same deal... don't fuck with, don't get fucked with... it's all about knowing who you're dealing with... same as anything else. Glad your kids are okay Aussie... [This message has been edited by Amputate Your Head (edited 11-09-2001).]

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GiggleBerries Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The pay phone outside the 7-11 Posts: 357	Man, Australia has some scary wildlife. I went there once. Beautiful place (although looks alot like Kansas in places). Got up to take a leak one night and while standing at the growler, I saw a MASSIVE spider in the bathtub. I'm not talking about a big wood spider like is so common in the US, but a REALLY big spider....like big enough to trip you and steal your fucking wallet. The hotel we were at was really cool though. They sent someone up to remove him from the tub. I don't think I had a good nights sleep again until I reached my own bed back home. ------------------ Dot Matrix TGP System

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funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... mate, killed the browny, now have another slab of icycold XXXX !! ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !!

11-09-2001, 05:36 PM	#15
Aussie Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Earth Posts: 262	Just watch out for them Red Backs. Nasty little things they are. Also don't ya just looove Summer.

11-10-2001, 04:08 AM	#16
Wildman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 326	Where are you located Aussie Rebel? I live near a little river, and when you walk along that, the snakes attack you. Whoever said they don't attack, hasnt been near my place! Wildman. ------------------ ----------------------- A New way to Wealth - http://www.avscash.com

11-10-2001, 02:32 PM	#17
onlyreal Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 853	what i knew american goverment trying to keep alligator from houses in florida by taining special people that catches them may be your goverment do same thing [This message has been edited by onlyreal (edited 11-10-2001).]

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boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Exxxotica likes it when I put my brown snake in his mouth.

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Wildman Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Melbourne, Australia Posts: 326	AR, NSW side or the VIC side. Very Nice Area...great for houseboats! Wildman. ------------------ ----------------------- A New way to Wealth - http://www.avscash.com

11-10-2001, 09:39 PM	#21
Aussie Rebel Blow Me U Geeks Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Maximum Security Posts: 5,108	I'm on the NSW side but the boarder is only 1 minute from here, And yes your right about the houseboats, hopefully I will be buying one in the next year or 2 Aussie Rebel

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massivex Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Serbia, Yugoslavia Posts: 111	I don't like snakes also,.. that's why I live here!! lol

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	You should have called STEVE IRWIN to catch that Beaut ... you would av been alright, mate !! ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

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Clovis Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Turtle Island Posts: 412	Get your self a couple of Jack Russell Terriers - mine eat snakes for kicks. ------------------ www.jadecandle.com