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Old 01-23-2005, 09:41 PM   #1
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I gave myself a Facial

Hi Guys,

Oh my my my, my skin feels so sexy soft! lol I have been pampering myself tonight. Did a hardcore work out at the gym, came home got my work done and then...

And then... I took a long hot bath where I played with my pussy and stuck my finger up my ass and got off so fucking hard. I was so fucking hot. Playing with my pussy just made me hotter and hotter and then knowing that you were watching really pushed me over the edge! I am a sucker for a voyeur. I love it.

After my orgasm I figured I deserved a good facial. Since Brett is on a trip visiting his family I had to make due with what I have... I had to give myself a facial. It felt so good. First I made sure to clean my face with nice warm dripping tap water. Then I smoothers a nice creamy pack all over my face and throat.

I loved it so much I left it on my face for a long time, letting it soak in so I could get all of the protein out of it. It is so good for my skin you know.

Their where a few other steps after that but I will let your imagination fill in the blanks. Just know that when you got done. I mixed it with my aloe lotion and rubbed it all over my face. I love how that feels. I still have it on my face now, and I am not washing it off till tomorrow after the gym.

Then I will need another protein pack to keep my skin young and healthy for you.

Kisses, Sammy
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:44 PM   #2
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:45 PM   #3
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:46 PM   #4
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ohhhh, THAT kind of facial...
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:47 PM   #5
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:47 PM   #6
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The word "facial" put something different in my mind. I guess i have to clean out my head, it is really thinking dirty now.
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:49 PM   #7
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:57 PM   #8
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Old 01-23-2005, 09:57 PM   #9
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Geesh you guys are just perverts. I was being totally innocent in this post! Really you need to clean out your minds.




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Old 01-23-2005, 10:00 PM   #10
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Geesh you guys are just perverts. I was being totally innocent in this post! Really you need to clean out your minds.

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i just looked at your site and it shows you having sex sometimes in a group setting

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Old 01-23-2005, 10:17 PM   #11
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Very nice, very very nice. Especially after seeing your 1k thread pic :D
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Old 01-23-2005, 10:33 PM   #12
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very nice, thanks for sharing....I now have a hard-on
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Old 01-23-2005, 10:40 PM   #13
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i just looked at your site and it shows you having sex sometimes in a group setting

awesome
Yeah, you didn't know I was a swinger before?
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Old 01-23-2005, 10:50 PM   #15
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Very nice, very very nice. Especially after seeing your 1k thread pic :D
It is nice to hit the 1k mark... makes me feel like a "real" member. lol
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:08 PM   #16
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:13 PM   #17
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:14 PM   #18
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Was thinking the exact same thing.....
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Old 01-23-2005, 11:45 PM   #19
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Old 01-24-2005, 12:05 AM   #20
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See how perverted your mind works? ;)


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OMG that was a fun night! You guys need to starting going to more conventions so I can bite TA again. ;)
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Old 01-24-2005, 10:40 AM   #29
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Hi Guys,

Oh my my my, my skin feels so sexy soft! lol I have been pampering myself tonight. Did a hardcore work out at the gym, came home got my work done and then...

And then... I took a long hot bath where I played with my pussy and stuck my finger up my ass and got off so fucking hard. I was so fucking hot. Playing with my pussy just made me hotter and hotter and then knowing that you were watching really pushed me over the edge! I am a sucker for a voyeur. I love it.

After my orgasm I figured I deserved a good facial. Since Brett is on a trip visiting his family I had to make due with what I have... I had to give myself a facial. It felt so good. First I made sure to clean my face with nice warm dripping tap water. Then I smoothers a nice creamy pack all over my face and throat.

I loved it so much I left it on my face for a long time, letting it soak in so I could get all of the protein out of it. It is so good for my skin you know.

Their where a few other steps after that but I will let your imagination fill in the blanks. Just know that when you got done. I mixed it with my aloe lotion and rubbed it all over my face. I love how that feels. I still have it on my face now, and I am not washing it off till tomorrow after the gym.

Then I will need another protein pack to keep my skin young and healthy for you.

Kisses, Sammy
k.. you lost me at "I love it" end of first paragraph
had to read it over and over to think about it and get nice mental image!

didn't see why I had to go past that
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did you mistake this for a surfer board? lol I was waiting for at the end of the story the join my site and see all the fun I had.
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Yea, I was expecting something far different, then again the last "facial story" I was told was quite traumatic. Ok, a while back I met this guy in chat. Within the first few mins of conversation, he says "tell me something embarrassing that has happened to you." So, I thought about it a few mins and told him this story about being in the office at college & having phone sex with an ex while working late one night, and I was overheard by a Professor down the hall, who I almost walked into as I was leaving the office to go to the bathroom. He asked if I was there for "business or pleasure" and my cheeks turned purple. Anyway, MY story was tame compared to his. He said, "thats really funny, but the past few months I've been taking yoga and I can really get into some interesting positions, and a few days ago I noticed that I can get my cock really close to my mouth." (I said, uh huh and though, OMG) He continued by telling me how "last night I was in my room and I got undressed, and started stretching, when I got into like a forward back bend and half summersault position, I could see my cock, and it started getting really hard the more I thought about it. You know those porno's where the girls get their faces covered?" (uh, yeah?!?) "Well I was wondering what it was like, so I started sucking myself off and when I was ready to cum, I came all over my face and it was all over my chest, neck, just EVERYWHERE!" (wow, thats uh..) He interrupts me, cuz, well thats not embarrassing enought to share with A TOTAL STRANGER! and tells me "so as I'm sitting up, and covered in cum all over, my sister opens my door and walks in and see's it all over me!" What do you say to that? He said, "she said your so discusting! and ran out of the room" and then he started laughing and said, "oh well, it felt amazing though!" I was as a loss for words. He asked me if I was still there and I had to put him on ignore. Its like people overshare way too much! lol I'll never hear the word "facial" again, without that story coming to mind. Thanks ;)
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did you mistake this for a surfer board? lol I was waiting for at the end of the story the join my site and see all the fun I had.
oops This is not a surfer board? Silly me I got confused. lol


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Yea, I was expecting something far different, then again the last "facial story" I was told was quite traumatic. Ok, a while back I met this guy in chat. Within the first few mins of conversation, he says "tell me something embarrassing that has happened to you." So, I thought about it a few mins and told him this story about being in the office at college & having phone sex with an ex while working late one night, and I was overheard by a Professor down the hall, who I almost walked into as I was leaving the office to go to the bathroom. He asked if I was there for "business or pleasure" and my cheeks turned purple. Anyway, MY story was tame compared to his. He said, "thats really funny, but the past few months I've been taking yoga and I can really get into some interesting positions, and a few days ago I noticed that I can get my cock really close to my mouth." (I said, uh huh and though, OMG) He continued by telling me how "last night I was in my room and I got undressed, and started stretching, when I got into like a forward back bend and half summersault position, I could see my cock, and it started getting really hard the more I thought about it. You know those porno's where the girls get their faces covered?" (uh, yeah?!?) "Well I was wondering what it was like, so I started sucking myself off and when I was ready to cum, I came all over my face and it was all over my chest, neck, just EVERYWHERE!" (wow, thats uh..) He interrupts me, cuz, well thats not embarrassing enought to share with A TOTAL STRANGER! and tells me "so as I'm sitting up, and covered in cum all over, my sister opens my door and walks in and see's it all over me!" What do you say to that? He said, "she said your so discusting! and ran out of the room" and then he started laughing and said, "oh well, it felt amazing though!" I was as a loss for words. He asked me if I was still there and I had to put him on ignore. Its like people overshare way too much! lol I'll never hear the word "facial" again, without that story coming to mind. Thanks ;)
That is fucking hilarious! Thanks for sharing. lol
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Yea, I was expecting something far different, then again the last "facial story" I was told was quite traumatic. Ok, a while back I met this guy in chat. Within the first few mins of conversation, he says "tell me something embarrassing that has happened to you." So, I thought about it a few mins and told him this story about being in the office at college & having phone sex with an ex while working late one night, and I was overheard by a Professor down the hall, who I almost walked into as I was leaving the office to go to the bathroom. He asked if I was there for "business or pleasure" and my cheeks turned purple. Anyway, MY story was tame compared to his. He said, "thats really funny, but the past few months I've been taking yoga and I can really get into some interesting positions, and a few days ago I noticed that I can get my cock really close to my mouth." (I said, uh huh and though, OMG) He continued by telling me how "last night I was in my room and I got undressed, and started stretching, when I got into like a forward back bend and half summersault position, I could see my cock, and it started getting really hard the more I thought about it. You know those porno's where the girls get their faces covered?" (uh, yeah?!?) "Well I was wondering what it was like, so I started sucking myself off and when I was ready to cum, I came all over my face and it was all over my chest, neck, just EVERYWHERE!" (wow, thats uh..) He interrupts me, cuz, well thats not embarrassing enought to share with A TOTAL STRANGER! and tells me "so as I'm sitting up, and covered in cum all over, my sister opens my door and walks in and see's it all over me!" What do you say to that? He said, "she said your so discusting! and ran out of the room" and then he started laughing and said, "oh well, it felt amazing though!" I was as a loss for words. He asked me if I was still there and I had to put him on ignore. Its like people overshare way too much! lol I'll never hear the word "facial" again, without that story coming to mind. Thanks ;)
damn i thought id read this story and its sick and funny at the same time hahaha
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Ok, that's just disgusting...
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