Originally Posted by thefool

Yea, I was expecting something far different, then again the last "facial story" I was told was quite traumatic. Ok, a while back I met this guy in chat. Within the first few mins of conversation, he says "tell me something embarrassing that has happened to you." So, I thought about it a few mins and told him this story about being in the office at college & having phone sex with an ex while working late one night, and I was overheard by a Professor down the hall, who I almost walked into as I was leaving the office to go to the bathroom. He asked if I was there for "business or pleasure" and my cheeks turned purple. Anyway, MY story was tame compared to his. He said, "thats really funny, but the past few months I've been taking yoga and I can really get into some interesting positions, and a few days ago I noticed that I can get my cock really close to my mouth." (I said, uh huh and though, OMG) He continued by telling me how "last night I was in my room and I got undressed, and started stretching, when I got into like a forward back bend and half summersault position, I could see my cock, and it started getting really hard the more I thought about it. You know those porno's where the girls get their faces covered?" (uh, yeah?!?) "Well I was wondering what it was like, so I started sucking myself off and when I was ready to cum, I came all over my face and it was all over my chest, neck, just EVERYWHERE!" (wow, thats uh..) He interrupts me, cuz, well thats not embarrassing enought to share with A TOTAL STRANGER! and tells me "so as I'm sitting up, and covered in cum all over, my sister opens my door and walks in and see's it all over me!" What do you say to that? He said, "she said your so discusting! and ran out of the room" and then he started laughing and said, "oh well, it felt amazing though!" I was as a loss for words. He asked me if I was still there and I had to put him on ignore. Its like people overshare way too much! lol I'll never hear the word "facial" again, without that story coming to mind. Thanks ;)