Ray Vega's Daily Rant:Police Patch Guy (RANT) - GoFuckYourself.com

RayVega · 01-21-2005, 09:02 AM

Alright, I usually rant about people who directly interfere with my life. But Let's talk about "police patch guy" because although it annoys the fuck out of me that he is driving 40MPH in the left lane, it's just his mediocre mental retardation that makes me nuts. I am not talking about the guy with the couple patches on his dash or the stupid fuckin magnet ribbon to show support, that's fine with me.

But I'd really like to dissect the half/retarded mentality that it takes to be decorate you car like some reject government christmas tree. How many goddamn police patches does it take to get you out of a ticket? I assume that's what they are there for.

I see a guy this morning with 900 fucking police patches all laid out on the ledge of his windshield and back window topped with at least five or six baseball caps with various police/fire/emergency logos on them. Let's not even talk about the dozen or so generic "I support the police" stickers all over his piece of shit 87 pinto. does this guys have anything better to do? Right away, I'd like to drive him off the road.

What is this waste of skin possibly doing that he thinks he needs this stuff all over the car? is he a fucking mass murderer hoping to fool the police into thinking he's their biggest fan? I actually think he somehow in his miniscule mind thinks that somehow he is important because of it...funny thing is that anyone in law enforcement or emergency services knows the guys not involved with any of those organizations directly. Ooooh, maybe people will think he's a cop. Well I think he's an asshole!

If he wasn't such a fuck-up in the first place he would at the very least join a local volunteer police, fire or emergency organization and make a difference instead of creeping along at a snails pace, not making a turn on red (when it is allowed) and otherwise slowing down the rest of us who have shit to do.

The only thing that annoys me as much is the "patch guy", is "loaded stationwagon guy", you know the old guy with more hair coming out of his ears than is on his head,he is in a station wagon that is so loaded with shit that the rear bumper is on the ground. Another close second is girl that has 100 stuffed animals in the back window, although occasionally she's is cute, so I won't be too hard on her. We can only hope in our sick minds that she keeps them in the car to so there is room on her bed to get fucked.

Ok, i'm done for now.

DEA - banned for life · 01-21-2005, 09:04 AM

where is NWA when ya need them?

MrIzzz · 01-21-2005, 09:05 AM

lmfao. you would get a kick out of one of juicy's cars then omg, talk about patchs

RayVega · 01-21-2005, 09:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrIzzz

lmfao. you would get a kick out of one of juicy's cars then omg, talk about patchs

I've seen his wallet...there's more mini badges then a midget police convention.

MickeyG · 01-21-2005, 09:25 AM

you should start including pics with these posts, they would add alot of value

good stuff

xxxanax · 01-21-2005, 09:28 AM

ooooh, I hate that guy! good Rant.

Pornwolf · 01-21-2005, 09:30 AM

Why are all of Juicy's patches gay?

brand0n · 01-21-2005, 09:40 AM

i hate those people. the ones who put them on the drivers windows lol

Screaming · 01-21-2005, 10:54 AM

Cops dont care about those dumb stickers.

See Cig · 01-21-2005, 12:11 PM

not like those things mean shit to a cop

eroswebmaster · 01-21-2005, 12:12 PM

Unoriginality is a bitch. Glad you reap it daily.

Sly · 01-21-2005, 12:22 PM

You're not going to believe this.

They JUST called me asking for a pledge.

badcop · 01-21-2005, 01:22 PM

True...cops know that you know nobody in the department if you go that far...

01-21-2005, 09:02 AM	#1
RayVega Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: New York ICQ#348007554 Posts: 4,212	Ray Vega's Daily Rant:Police Patch Guy (RANT) Alright, I usually rant about people who directly interfere with my life. But Let's talk about "police patch guy" because although it annoys the fuck out of me that he is driving 40MPH in the left lane, it's just his mediocre mental retardation that makes me nuts. I am not talking about the guy with the couple patches on his dash or the stupid fuckin magnet ribbon to show support, that's fine with me. But I'd really like to dissect the half/retarded mentality that it takes to be decorate you car like some reject government christmas tree. How many goddamn police patches does it take to get you out of a ticket? I assume that's what they are there for. I see a guy this morning with 900 fucking police patches all laid out on the ledge of his windshield and back window topped with at least five or six baseball caps with various police/fire/emergency logos on them. Let's not even talk about the dozen or so generic "I support the police" stickers all over his piece of shit 87 pinto. does this guys have anything better to do? Right away, I'd like to drive him off the road. What is this waste of skin possibly doing that he thinks he needs this stuff all over the car? is he a fucking mass murderer hoping to fool the police into thinking he's their biggest fan? I actually think he somehow in his miniscule mind thinks that somehow he is important because of it...funny thing is that anyone in law enforcement or emergency services knows the guys not involved with any of those organizations directly. Ooooh, maybe people will think he's a cop. Well I think he's an asshole! If he wasn't such a fuck-up in the first place he would at the very least join a local volunteer police, fire or emergency organization and make a difference instead of creeping along at a snails pace, not making a turn on red (when it is allowed) and otherwise slowing down the rest of us who have shit to do. The only thing that annoys me as much is the "patch guy", is "loaded stationwagon guy", you know the old guy with more hair coming out of his ears than is on his head,he is in a station wagon that is so loaded with shit that the rear bumper is on the ground. Another close second is girl that has 100 stuffed animals in the back window, although occasionally she's is cute, so I won't be too hard on her. We can only hope in our sick minds that she keeps them in the car to so there is room on her bed to get fucked. Ok, i'm done for now. __________________ Ray "The Don" Vega Managing Director Private Equity Fund [email protected]

01-21-2005, 09:05 AM	#3
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01-21-2005, 09:28 AM	#6
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01-21-2005, 09:30 AM	#7
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01-21-2005, 09:40 AM	#8
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01-21-2005, 09:04 AM	#2
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01-21-2005, 09:25 AM	#5
MickeyG Confirmed User Join Date: May 2004 Location: South Florida Posts: 4,134	you should start including pics with these posts, they would add alot of value good stuff

01-21-2005, 10:54 AM	#9
Screaming I can change this!!!!! Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 18,972	Cops dont care about those dumb stickers. __________________

01-21-2005, 12:11 PM	#10
See Cig Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 515	not like those things mean shit to a cop __________________ See Sig

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01-21-2005, 01:22 PM	#13
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