| RayVega |
01-21-2005 09:02 AM |
Ray Vega's Daily Rant:Police Patch Guy (RANT)
Alright, I usually rant about people who directly interfere with my life. But Let's talk about "police patch guy" because although it annoys the fuck out of me that he is driving 40MPH in the left lane, it's just his mediocre mental retardation that makes me nuts. I am not talking about the guy with the couple patches on his dash or the stupid fuckin magnet ribbon to show support, that's fine with me.
But I'd really like to dissect the half/retarded mentality that it takes to be decorate you car like some reject government christmas tree. How many goddamn police patches does it take to get you out of a ticket? I assume that's what they are there for.
I see a guy this morning with 900 fucking police patches all laid out on the ledge of his windshield and back window topped with at least five or six baseball caps with various police/fire/emergency logos on them. Let's not even talk about the dozen or so generic "I support the police" stickers all over his piece of shit 87 pinto. does this guys have anything better to do? Right away, I'd like to drive him off the road.
What is this waste of skin possibly doing that he thinks he needs this stuff all over the car? is he a fucking mass murderer hoping to fool the police into thinking he's their biggest fan? I actually think he somehow in his miniscule mind thinks that somehow he is important because of it...funny thing is that anyone in law enforcement or emergency services knows the guys not involved with any of those organizations directly. Ooooh, maybe people will think he's a cop. Well I think he's an asshole!
If he wasn't such a fuck-up in the first place he would at the very least join a local volunteer police, fire or emergency organization and make a difference instead of creeping along at a snails pace, not making a turn on red (when it is allowed) and otherwise slowing down the rest of us who have shit to do.
The only thing that annoys me as much is the "patch guy", is "loaded stationwagon guy", you know the old guy with more hair coming out of his ears than is on his head,he is in a station wagon that is so loaded with shit that the rear bumper is on the ground. Another close second is girl that has 100 stuffed animals in the back window, although occasionally she's is cute, so I won't be too hard on her. We can only hope in our sick minds that she keeps them in the car to so there is room on her bed to get fucked.
Ok, i'm done for now.
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