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![]() OK, I know i'm going to take some heat on this one...but fuck it.
Since I am going off on all the self centered assholes in the world this week, let's talk about fat people. I'm not talking general fat people, or spare-tire, beer belly guys. But the morbidly obese, that think because they have a hormone problem (AKA. no self control, and an affinity for chocolate), they should get special privileges. Ever gone to Disney? or another theme park? can you believe that these fat fucks actually get to jump the line. My thought is that if you are so fat that you cannot stand, then you should not be allowed on a ride. it's a safety hazard for the rest of us. I need to plummet off of a stupid fuckin ferris wheel because "two ton tesse" tips the fucking thing? You want to be fat...be my guest, but for the love of god, get the fuck out of my way. And, as if that wasn't enough, they give these assholes handicap parking permits. You mean to tell me that because you can down four big Macs in a sitting, I have to freeze my ass off walking across the parking lot while they waddle their fat asses ten feet into the stop-n-shop to buy Hagen Daz and Oreos? You gotta be kidding me! They should make them park at the back of the lot, the walk might do them good. that's what I want, special parking for the morbidly obese. Put those spots 1/2 mile away from the store so they either lose a couple pounds, or have a fucking heart attack. Either way, problem solved. And God forbid you get stuck behind a bus that has to pick one of these pricks up off the street. You may as well pack a lunch and stay a while why the bus driver gets out, lowers the step, and raises the fat bastard into the bus...at least 15 minutes. Fuck them! P.S. You want to give a handicap parking permit to someone with no self control, how about the drunks? At least you'll make it safer for everyone by stopping these degenerates from driving around the lot. Ok, I'm done |
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You wouldn't freeze your ass off in the parking lot if you'd eat more chocolate.
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I want a handicap parking license.
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Some eat too much, others can't helpt it.
The same thing that allows a skinny person to eat a lot and not gain a pound is the same thing that causes a fat person to eat a little and gain a lot. Granted, that's not as common though as those who just love to eat. |
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they are ultra consumers...we linve in a consumers world...lol
fuck em...survival of the fittest should apply everywhere, you should just be allowed to shoot people who are beneath you jk |
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Now I admit...I am fat....BBW...larged boned...what the fuck ever..fat is fat.
Anyway.. But I never used the fact that I am fat to jump ahead of anyone in line at Disneyland or get a handicapped license plate. I (personally) have never known of anyone who was fat to get a hanicapped plate because they are huge... Although I must admit... I was at a party in Vegas once and it was for BBW ( Big Beautiful Women) and thier admirers. I walked in and saw the clientele and almost freaked out. I mean there were women 5x the size of me ( thats BIG) slow dancing on the dance floor with thier skinny little husbands/partners. They were TETHERED to these men by the oxygen tubing that attached to the oxygen tank that the men were wearing for thier mate. Now to me, even though I am a big gal, it really freaked me out to see that. Never went to one of those parties again. I mean c'mon, THAT is a little extreme...maybe those are the people you are referring to. |
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Fuck the handicap spots, I can't stand the trash that park in front of stores.
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Its true, when I was in 8th grade riding the bus to Venice Beach, some fat ass lady in the bus made me give up my seat because she was fat and laze and wanted to sell roses at the beach. I will never forget that moment.
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Reminds me of the part in that fast food movie where one guy talks about how you never hear people yelling at a fat person for eating too much during a meeting but the smoker will get yelled at for smoking. You can argue that like 2nd hand smoke, these stupid laws granting obese people special freedoms affects the rest of negatively.
Next time you see a fat person eating 3 Big Macs, you should yell at them.
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Are you serious? Now see its lazy fat people like that, that give us cool fat people a bad name. We are not all lazy, overeating, gluttonous tubs of lard. Lots of us are pretty darn cool AND pretty darn cute to boot ![]() |
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watch the Simpsons episode where Homer purposely gets fat to get all the priveleges that go with it it should explain everything you want to know about the whole situation answered alot of my questions! ![]() |
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Hell nah, there IS a difference. I am fat, proud and I also take VERY good care of myself. I am pretty fit for a fat chick, although I could probably DO more if I lost a few ( THATS another issue all together) but I sure as hell dont sit around and eat all day, expect people to do things for me and take seats away from innocent 8th graders |
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Excellent and very valid point RayVega -- equality has just been thrown out the window. Short, tall, thick or thin everyone should be treated the same.
Because one's size impedes their performance, we, the rest of the world should not be forced to suffer. Expediting large person to the front of the line is discrimination no mater how it is viewed. As for them being handicapped ? if that is how they wish to be treated as such they had better understand it is a 24/7 thing and not a light switch they can turn on and off as they desire. Due to my daily physical output I am always starving (no, not just hungry) ? so does that mean I get to do as the large people and barge (no pun intended) in or I get the express line to the front? |
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I have to agree with you on this one...such people don't deserve the "priveleges" real handicapped people have...
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Folks, I'm a fattie.
And yet I agree with what's been said. I don't jump line because I'm fat. I do have a handicapped placard, but it's because I have an internal prosthetic for a left knee. NOT because I'm fat. Hell, I didn't know they had those for fat people. What gets me is seeing the huge people, (which make me feel suddenly as beautiful as Elli!), riding their little scooters around the stores, fully expecting people to move as they go by. Fuck you, I was here first, and I'll move when I'm good and ready. And STOP bitching about how no one has respect for anyone anymore when you don't respect yourself enough to get off your ass and WALK. I don't ride the scooters and I have a fake knee! FUCK YOU. "I just can't seem to lose the weight," is something I've heard quite often, usually from people who think because I'm fat that I'll also be sympathetic. I think they're right. They CAN'T because they WON'T. Remember: can't is a four letter word. I almost cried this morning when the scale said I was 8 pounds ehavier than I was 2 days ago. I know it's water weight from my new exercise regimen, I know it's common to see gains when starting a workout, I know that a sudden increase in fiber initially makes one retain water, but that doesn't help the feeling. I'm going back to the gym today anyway. Because I CAN. |
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nice... what will tomorrow's topic be about?
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What pisses me off is that these fat lazy fucks even have the ability to get handicapped parking, I'll tell you what's handicapped....having a 3 year old son and a 7 year old daughter.....and trying to get them out of the car in the freezing fucking cold w/ ice, snow and wind (all to get antibiotics that they need.) meanwhile I see some fat ass slowly trying to get out of the car right in front of the store....God damn Ray....now I'm pissed!
PS. I remember a friend of mine worked in a video store and whenever this particular fat fuck guy(he's the type that his stomach is pressing on the steering wheel, w/ the seat all the way back and reclined) needed to return the video, he'd pull up in front and HONK THE HORN, and she'd have to go outside, get the video and then pick out another one (usually it was porn) take his cash...give him the change and so on....wtf is that? ![]() |
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Folks, I'm a fattie.
And yet I agree with what's been said. I don't jump line because I'm fat. I do have a handicapped placard, but it's because I have an internal prosthetic for a left knee. NOT because I'm fat. Hell, I didn't know they had those for fat people. What gets me is seeing the huge people, (which make me feel suddenly as beautiful as Elli!), riding their little scooters around the stores, fully expecting people to move as they go by. Fuck you, I was here first, and I'll move when I'm good and ready. And STOP bitching about how no one has respect for anyone anymore when you don't respect yourself enough to get off your ass and WALK. I don't ride the scooters and I have a fake knee! FUCK YOU. "I just can't seem to lose the weight," is something I've heard quite often, usually from people who think because I'm fat that I'll also be sympathetic. I think they're right. They CAN'T because they WON'T. Remember: can't is a four letter word. I almost cried this morning when the scale said I was 8 pounds heavier than I was 2 days ago. I know it's water weight from my new exercise regimen, I know it's common to see gains when starting a workout, I know that a sudden increase in fiber initially makes one retain water, but that doesn't help the feeling. I'm going back to the gym today anyway. Because I CAN. |
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Folks, I'm a fattie.
And yet I agree with what's been said. I don't jump line because I'm fat. I do have a handicapped placard, but it's because I have an internal prosthetic for a left knee. NOT because I'm fat. Hell, I didn't know they had those for fat people. What gets me is seeing the huge people, (which make me feel suddenly as beautiful as Elli!), riding their little scooters around the stores, fully expecting people to move as they go by. Fuck you, I was here first, and I'll move when I'm good and ready. And STOP bitching about how no one has respect for anyone anymore when you don't respect yourself enough to get off your ass and WALK. I don't ride the scooters and I have a fake knee! FUCK YOU. "I just can't seem to lose the weight," is something I've heard quite often, usually from people who think because I'm fat that I'll also be sympathetic. I think they're right. They CAN'T because they WON'T. Remember: can't is a four letter word. I almost cried this morning when the scale said I was 8 pounds heavier than I was 2 days ago. I know it's water weight from my new exercise regimen, I know it's common to see gains when starting a workout, I know that a sudden increase in fiber initially makes one retain water, but that doesn't help the feeling. I'm going back to the gym today anyway. Because I CAN. |
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Karma's a bitch...can't wait for you to reap it.
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I love the diet and exercise regimen that Healthy Go has given me. Gary Simon is an awesome fella. I honestly didn't think it'd be this easy to roll out of bed and have the first thought be, "Is today a cardio day or a weight day?" and then have breakfast accordingly before hitting the gym. (Incidentally, today is a weight day-pull muscles). I think I'm going to do a writeup about my experience and send it out to some buddies. ![]() (How the FUCK did I triple post up there? ![]() |
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Man, I felt like I just read War and Peace!
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Sorry about the triple post above. I haven't the faintest idea how that happened.
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![]() How many calories do you think she eats everyday? Try to be serious for once.. |
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If you're looking for HOT BBW, check out Mandy's Playhouse. She's yummylicious!
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I don't know why you people are bitching about the handicap placard as if it's some great privilege to have and use one. Get a fucking grip. A lot of people have and use them due to diseases and conditions that the naked eye CANNOT see. You see a "fat" person climbing out of their car that happens to be in a handicapped parking spot and you instantly think that the only possible reason they have a placard is because they're fat? How stupid are you?
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I'll never understand the whole BBW thing.
I mean, we don't say beautiful teen woman, beautiful amateur woman, beautiful latina woman, etc. Why you have to force down my throat that these women are beautiful? Is it to lessen the sting of the word "big"? Isn't beauty a subjective thing anyway? Change the niche to big women and let everyone decide what they find beautiful.
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most of the guys that post on this board are fat disgusting fucks IRL so go take a look in the mirror and quit making fun of fat girls
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Nothing worse then the fat white guy that thinks he's funny and black
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why is it once a week someone has to attack fat people are their lives so worthless that they need to come on a board and say fucked up things to make themselves feel better. Grow up !
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fat is ok. but fat and lazy is not.
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What do you want next, a special lane on the highway for intoxicated drivers? Or special bus service for those who lose their license for a DWI? In the old days if you got fat you were a fucking outcast, tarred and feathered unless you were a productive member of society (or sideshow at a carnival) and only the strong survived. Our society keeps labelling everything some sort of "disease" like gambling or drug addiction. If you can't control yourself, I say drop dead so the rest of us can flourish instead of being dragged down in a soft "enabling" society. |
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Secondly, I attack everyone, and I am no exception to that rule... And thirdly, next time read the whole thread before you put the shoe in your mouth. For the BBW's and the large people who are proud of themselves and do not play the "poor me" role, god bless you, you are perfect the way you are! |
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What's the next rant going to be? Kill the hahahahahahas? If you want to bitch about people taking their toll on society, put smokers and drinkers on the list far above the fatties. Of course, I don't expect you to drink or smoke, you're one of the privileged few that happens to be perfect.
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It personally annoys the living crap out of me to attempt to get a damn parking space and see countless obese people taking them up. Fuck often they "have" to park in such a parking place, even if there is a non handicapped one 2 spots down, which royally pisses me off since I need that extra side space that is in the handicapped spot for my chair to fit into, or to prevent someone from parking to close and preventing me from re-entering my vehicle. To top it off, I get almost to the point of road rage when a generally obese person parks in one with his 4x4 that is jacked off the ground by 3 feet to the runner boards, climbs down out of their truck and then waddles off. If you can climb into and out of a jacked up truck you have no reason whatsofucking ever of parking in a handicapped spot. |
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Ray, relax man. Just toyin' with ya since nobody else was. ;-)
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