when did being fat become a Handicap?(RANT)
OK, I know i'm going to take some heat on this one...but fuck it.
Since I am going off on all the self centered assholes in the world this week, let's talk about fat people. I'm not talking general fat people, or spare-tire, beer belly guys. But the morbidly obese, that think because they have a hormone problem (AKA. no self control, and an affinity for chocolate), they should get special privileges.
Ever gone to Disney? or another theme park? can you believe that these fat fucks actually get to jump the line. My thought is that if you are so fat that you cannot stand, then you should not be allowed on a ride. it's a safety hazard for the rest of us. I need to plummet off of a stupid fuckin ferris wheel because "two ton tesse" tips the fucking thing?
You want to be fat...be my guest, but for the love of god, get the fuck out of my way. And, as if that wasn't enough, they give these assholes handicap parking permits. You mean to tell me that because you can down four big Macs in a sitting, I have to freeze my ass off walking across the parking lot while they waddle their fat asses ten feet into the stop-n-shop to buy Hagen Daz and Oreos? You gotta be kidding me! They should make them park at the back of the lot, the walk might do them good. that's what I want, special parking for the morbidly obese. Put those spots 1/2 mile away from the store so they either lose a couple pounds, or have a fucking heart attack. Either way, problem solved. And God forbid you get stuck behind a bus that has to pick one of these pricks up off the street. You may as well pack a lunch and stay a while why the bus driver gets out, lowers the step, and raises the fat bastard into the bus...at least 15 minutes. Fuck them!
P.S. You want to give a handicap parking permit to someone with no self control, how about the drunks? At least you'll make it safer for everyone by stopping these degenerates from driving around the lot.
Ok, I'm done
Since I am going off on all the self centered assholes in the world this week, let's talk about fat people. I'm not talking general fat people, or spare-tire, beer belly guys. But the morbidly obese, that think because they have a hormone problem (AKA. no self control, and an affinity for chocolate), they should get special privileges.
Ever gone to Disney? or another theme park? can you believe that these fat fucks actually get to jump the line. My thought is that if you are so fat that you cannot stand, then you should not be allowed on a ride. it's a safety hazard for the rest of us. I need to plummet off of a stupid fuckin ferris wheel because "two ton tesse" tips the fucking thing?
You want to be fat...be my guest, but for the love of god, get the fuck out of my way. And, as if that wasn't enough, they give these assholes handicap parking permits. You mean to tell me that because you can down four big Macs in a sitting, I have to freeze my ass off walking across the parking lot while they waddle their fat asses ten feet into the stop-n-shop to buy Hagen Daz and Oreos? You gotta be kidding me! They should make them park at the back of the lot, the walk might do them good. that's what I want, special parking for the morbidly obese. Put those spots 1/2 mile away from the store so they either lose a couple pounds, or have a fucking heart attack. Either way, problem solved. And God forbid you get stuck behind a bus that has to pick one of these pricks up off the street. You may as well pack a lunch and stay a while why the bus driver gets out, lowers the step, and raises the fat bastard into the bus...at least 15 minutes. Fuck them!
P.S. You want to give a handicap parking permit to someone with no self control, how about the drunks? At least you'll make it safer for everyone by stopping these degenerates from driving around the lot.
Ok, I'm done
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