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SplitInfinity · 01-20-2005, 06:04 PM

Hello everyone!

I want to take a second to introduce to you a new SplitInfinity employee
you may see around on the boards. Please be sure to tell him to GF Himself and introduce yourselves to him. He came from mainstream, so as such, he might be kinda wussy, so be gentle on him. LOL

Joel is not only sales though, he is now going to be our in house webmaster and designer as well as flash and some cgi.

With all of that, I introduce to you Joel Pritchard, SplitInfinity Sales Rep.

Joel, why don't you introduce yourself and tell them about your mad skillz.

OH, and please dont forget to vote above.....

Joel....

xlogger · 01-20-2005, 06:05 PM

cool, when will he post on gfy?

SplitInfinity · 01-20-2005, 06:16 PM

Problably right about now..... (just told him I posted just now)
LOL

"What! You posted my photo? Holy shit, where?"

LOL

Raven · 01-20-2005, 06:17 PM

Such a face.

Highly pinchable cheeks.

Good luck to you.

RRRED · 01-20-2005, 06:18 PM

Congrats and might I be the first to say

xlogger · 01-20-2005, 06:19 PM

"Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far."

split-joel · 01-20-2005, 06:25 PM

Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day.

Peace

xlogger · 01-20-2005, 06:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by split-joel

Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day.

Peace

Sup dude, and a..

Welcome

SplitInfinity · 01-20-2005, 06:28 PM

Alright, there he is... FRESH MEAT.
Let the pack of wolves out..... and go get him!

webgurl · 01-20-2005, 06:31 PM

Hi joel , You joined a great team
Splitinfinity is awesome ! Hi Chris your wife is hot forgot to tell you nice seeing yah in Vegas !

pxxx · 01-20-2005, 07:32 PM

How is it going for him.

myjah · 01-20-2005, 08:25 PM

Welcome to the board and congrats on the new job! Great way to start a new year!

XpressMedia · 01-20-2005, 08:33 PM

Hello, and a friendly welcome!

Vitasoy · 01-20-2005, 09:33 PM

Welcome to the board, and congrats to you.

justmypulse · 01-20-2005, 09:36 PM

Congrats Mate!

TheEbonyFelony · 01-20-2005, 09:39 PM

welcome joel

SplitInfinity · 01-21-2005, 08:42 PM

He is doing well.... However were teaching him the deal with the boards...
He needs some tips on what to do and what not to do on the boards....
Like for example, bumping threads that are like 5 months old... heheh
He got flamed for that already, so now he knows... Can anyone offer him good tips...
LIke For example, if you are in the market for hosting, how would you like to be approached? And if you are approached, but are not in the market for hosting, how should he handle it and etc? Also explain the rules about spamming the boards and etc..... I suppose I will have him read the pages here and understand all of that.
Besides being a board n00b, he is very talented and skilled. We will have a good time with him.

Juicy D. Links · 01-21-2005, 08:47 PM

How big is his cock? I need to know to make my choice on the poll

SplitInfinity · 01-21-2005, 09:34 PM

- < its that big. BUT, you must first change the point size of this font to 6 to have it as accurate as possible

prodiac · 01-21-2005, 10:35 PM

Oh great, someone to try and take my sales!!

Welcome, Joel

BradM · 01-21-2005, 10:41 PM

He's cute dude.

webair · 01-21-2005, 10:46 PM

looks intense...

SplitInfinity · 01-21-2005, 10:46 PM

Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

LOL

fusionx · 01-21-2005, 10:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

LOL

heh.. and his GFY name is "Split-Joel"... ironic..

pxxx · 01-21-2005, 10:53 PM

He looks cool, congrats on having him join your team.

demented · 01-21-2005, 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SplitInfinity

Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

LOL

LOL Now the poor guy's thinking "WTF did I get myself into???"

Spunky · 01-21-2005, 11:11 PM

Post them perky manboobs

Relish XXX · 01-21-2005, 11:13 PM

Make sure they realise they are the new guy!

http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studio/studio.html

Relish XXX · 01-21-2005, 11:14 PM

Although when this guy joined we made him a cup of tea.....

View Poll Results: Do you think he will impress the bossman?
Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far.	6	50.00%
Yes, and to further that his balls are problably shaved.	4	33.33%
No, I can spot a slacker a mile away	1	8.33%
No, I saw him in rump roast magazine. Didn't like what I saw.	1	8.33%
Voters: 12. You may not vote on this poll

01-20-2005, 06:04 PM	#1
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	New employee, please welcome him in the most warm way. Or has harsh as you wanna be.. Hello everyone! I want to take a second to introduce to you a new SplitInfinity employee you may see around on the boards. Please be sure to tell him to GF Himself and introduce yourselves to him. He came from mainstream, so as such, he might be kinda wussy, so be gentle on him. LOL Joel is not only sales though, he is now going to be our in house webmaster and designer as well as flash and some cgi. With all of that, I introduce to you Joel Pritchard, SplitInfinity Sales Rep. Joel, why don't you introduce yourself and tell them about your mad skillz. OH, and please dont forget to vote above..... Joel....

01-20-2005, 06:05 PM	#2
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	cool, when will he post on gfy? __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

01-20-2005, 06:17 PM	#4
Raven Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 6,874	Such a face. Highly pinchable cheeks. Good luck to you. __________________ Raven ~RETIRED~

01-20-2005, 06:19 PM	#6
xlogger Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: NY Posts: 9,507	"Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far." __________________ ---------- XLOGGER [REFLECTED] [OH]

01-20-2005, 06:16 PM	#3
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Problably right about now..... (just told him I posted just now) LOL "What! You posted my photo? Holy shit, where?" LOL

01-20-2005, 06:18 PM	#5
RRRED Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: WA Posts: 6,754	Congrats and might I be the first to say

01-20-2005, 06:25 PM	#7
split-joel Registered User Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 39	Hows it going Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day. Peace

01-20-2005, 06:28 PM	#9
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	Alright, there he is... FRESH MEAT. Let the pack of wolves out..... and go get him!

01-20-2005, 06:31 PM	#10
webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	Hi joel , You joined a great team Splitinfinity is awesome ! Hi Chris your wife is hot forgot to tell you nice seeing yah in Vegas !

01-20-2005, 07:32 PM	#11
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	How is it going for him.

01-20-2005, 08:25 PM	#12
myjah Back in the harbor Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 11,482	Welcome to the board and congrats on the new job! Great way to start a new year! __________________ VP of Marketing AVN Media Network Skype: AVNJill [email protected]

01-20-2005, 08:33 PM	#13
XpressMedia Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: On Some Beach. Posts: 690	Hello, and a friendly welcome! __________________

01-20-2005, 09:33 PM	#14
Vitasoy GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 58,202	Welcome to the board, and congrats to you. __________________ [email protected]

01-20-2005, 09:36 PM	#15
justmypulse Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2004 Posts: 58	Congrats Mate!

01-20-2005, 09:39 PM	#16
TheEbonyFelony Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: hidden village of the sand..TRAINING TO KILL NARUTO Posts: 1,964	welcome joel __________________ no you cannot know what im promoting you nosey fucks!

01-21-2005, 08:42 PM	#17
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	He is doing well.... However were teaching him the deal with the boards... He needs some tips on what to do and what not to do on the boards.... Like for example, bumping threads that are like 5 months old... heheh He got flamed for that already, so now he knows... Can anyone offer him good tips... LIke For example, if you are in the market for hosting, how would you like to be approached? And if you are approached, but are not in the market for hosting, how should he handle it and etc? Also explain the rules about spamming the boards and etc..... I suppose I will have him read the pages here and understand all of that. Besides being a board n00b, he is very talented and skilled. We will have a good time with him.

01-21-2005, 08:47 PM	#18
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	How big is his cock? I need to know to make my choice on the poll

01-21-2005, 09:34 PM	#19
SplitInfinity Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 3,047	- < its that big. BUT, you must first change the point size of this font to 6 to have it as accurate as possible

01-21-2005, 10:35 PM	#20
prodiac Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: amerinoc.com Posts: 419	Oh great, someone to try and take my sales!! Welcome, Joel

01-21-2005, 10:41 PM	#21
BradM Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 1123,6536,5231 Posts: 3,397	He's cute dude.

01-21-2005, 10:46 PM	#22
webair Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: NYC, NY Posts: 8,531	looks intense... __________________ ~ Webair Dedicated Cloud Servers™ ~ WEBAIR VSYS™ Virtual Hosting Platform ~ Superior CDN Network ~ ~ Managed Dedicated hosting Specialists ~ DISCOUNT DOMAIN NAMES! ~ WEBAIR FUSION IO MANAGED CLOUD SERVERS! ~ *ICQ:* 243116321 - *TWITTER* - @WEBAIRINC - E-Mail: [email protected]

01-21-2005, 10:53 PM	#25
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	He looks cool, congrats on having him join your team.

01-21-2005, 11:11 PM	#27
Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,944	Post them perky manboobs __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

01-21-2005, 11:13 PM	#28
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Make sure they realise they are the new guy! http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studio/studio.html __________________

01-21-2005, 11:14 PM	#29
Relish XXX Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: www.adultlabel.com Posts: 4,904	Although when this guy joined we made him a cup of tea..... __________________