New employee, please welcome him in the most warm way. Or has harsh as you wanna be..
 

Hello everyone!

I want to take a second to introduce to you a new SplitInfinity employee
you may see around on the boards. Please be sure to tell him to GF Himself and introduce yourselves to him. He came from mainstream, so as such, he might be kinda wussy, so be gentle on him. LOL

Joel is not only sales though, he is now going to be our in house webmaster and designer as well as flash and some cgi.

With all of that, I introduce to you Joel Pritchard, SplitInfinity Sales Rep.

Joel, why don't you introduce yourself and tell them about your mad skillz.

OH, and please dont forget to vote above.....

Joel....
http://www.splitinfinity.com/joel.jpg

cool, when will he post on gfy? :)

Problably right about now..... (just told him I posted just now)
LOL

"What! You posted my photo? Holy shit, where?"

LOL

Such a face.

Highly pinchable cheeks.

Good luck to you.

Congrats and might I be the first to say :321GFY

"Yes, he seems like a charming young man. Im sure he will go far."

Hows it going
 

Hey hows it going? I am happy to be working here at split finally after all these years. I am a kiss ass but i do work hard. I am good with flash,html,java,cgi-perl, web design. I am also the sales rep here and splitinfinity, if you need me for any of these things, contact me via emai at [email protected] or call the cell 858 837-2734 anytime of the day.

Peace

Sup dude, and a.. :321GFY

Welcome :)

Alright, there he is... FRESH MEAT.
Let the pack of wolves out..... and go get him!

Hi joel , You joined a great team
Splitinfinity is awesome ! Hi Chris your wife is hot forgot to tell you nice seeing yah in Vegas !

How is it going for him.

Welcome to the board and congrats on the new job! Great way to start a new year! :321GFY

Hello, and a friendly welcome!

Welcome to the board, and congrats to you.

Congrats Mate! :)

welcome joel

He is doing well.... However were teaching him the deal with the boards...
He needs some tips on what to do and what not to do on the boards....
Like for example, bumping threads that are like 5 months old... heheh
He got flamed for that already, so now he knows... Can anyone offer him good tips...
LIke For example, if you are in the market for hosting, how would you like to be approached? And if you are approached, but are not in the market for hosting, how should he handle it and etc? Also explain the rules about spamming the boards and etc..... I suppose I will have him read the pages here and understand all of that.
Besides being a board n00b, he is very talented and skilled. We will have a good time with him.

How big is his cock? I need to know to make my choice on the poll

- < its that big. BUT, you must first change the point size of this font to 6 to have it as accurate as possible

Oh great, someone to try and take my sales!! :1orglaugh

Welcome, Joel :) :thumbsup

He's cute dude. :1orglaugh

looks intense...

Yeah, we all had to hit it before we would hire it.
Nice tight ass. Sucked it right out. :-)

LOL

heh.. and his GFY name is "Split-Joel"... ironic..

He looks cool, congrats on having him join your team.

LOL Now the poor guy's thinking "WTF did I get myself into???"

Post them perky manboobs :mad:

http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studio/FINAL/james.jpg

Make sure they realise they are the new guy!

http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studio/studio.html

Although when this guy joined we made him a cup of tea.....

http://www.relishxxx.tv/videos/studi...ALAN%20PIC.jpg