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Old 01-19-2005, 02:06 PM   #1
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My Daughters A Prostitute

No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.


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A 60 year old man was in hospital yesterday after suffering a mild heart attack when the prostitute sent to his hotel room turned out to be his 22 year old daughter.
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:08 PM   #2
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:08 PM   #3
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:09 PM   #4
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damn ... that must really suck for him .
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:09 PM   #5
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM   #6
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM   #7
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM   #8
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Where was this? In Glasgow lol?
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:10 PM   #9
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:11 PM   #10
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:11 PM   #11
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so did he suffer the HA after?
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:12 PM   #12
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So did he fuck her?
Only up the ass...
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:13 PM   #13
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I wonder if they are gonna tell mom
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:15 PM   #14
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Thats funny... I wonder how she felt about it all
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:16 PM   #15
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:18 PM   #16
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LMAO!!! That's some fucked up shit!
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:19 PM   #17
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No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.




That ain't funny and you'd have a fucking heart attack to if it happened to you as would I That's what you call making someones day
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:20 PM   #18
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:21 PM   #19
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omg lol.... try to explain that one
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:22 PM   #20
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:26 PM   #21
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:26 PM   #22
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:27 PM   #23
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no, but I am sure you did
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:27 PM   #24
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:27 PM   #25
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...which reminds me to watch the MythBusters show on Discovery Channel and visit snopes.com once in a while ;)
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:27 PM   #26
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Really? That was on that Urban Legends show awhile back.
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:27 PM   #27
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she read it already in the paper
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:28 PM   #28
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Jesus would be one hell of a funny family dinner after that ;)

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Old 01-19-2005, 02:29 PM   #31
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:29 PM   #32
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:30 PM   #34
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:31 PM   #35
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Old 01-19-2005, 02:35 PM   #38
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Ouch.. that has to truly suck. He probably wishes it was a fatal heart attack.
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[QUOTE=Scott McD]No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.


BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:02 PM   #46
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He told his Wife & is now being divorced for getting a prostitute aswell
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Old 01-19-2005, 03:10 PM   #48
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Ha ha! Thats funny shit!
Maybe he got family discount...
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Maybe he got family discount...
Nah he just took it off her pocket money...
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