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Scott McD

01-19-2005 02:06 PM

My Daughters A Prostitute

No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.

Quote:

A 60 year old man was in hospital yesterday after suffering a mild heart attack when the prostitute sent to his hotel room turned out to be his 22 year old daughter.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

r3ap3r

01-19-2005 02:08 PM

What a small world. That family has some issues.

tony286

01-19-2005 02:08 PM

Thats too funny lol

Corleone

01-19-2005 02:09 PM

damn ... that must really suck for him .

Phoenix

01-19-2005 02:09 PM

hahaha...that is awesome

can you imagine...ugh

boneprone

01-19-2005 02:10 PM

So did he fuck her?

xclusive

01-19-2005 02:10 PM

lol that's fucked

radical

01-19-2005 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh Where was this? In Glasgow lol?

jacked

01-19-2005 02:10 PM

thats so fucked up i probably would have had a heart attack too

hova	01-19-2005 02:11 PM

there goes his good time

Paco, of Large Cash.

01-19-2005 02:11 PM

so did he suffer the HA after?

Scott McD

01-19-2005 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So did he fuck her?

Only up the ass...

EyesWideShut

01-19-2005 02:13 PM

I wonder if they are gonna tell mom :1orglaugh

magicmike

01-19-2005 02:15 PM

Thats funny... I wonder how she felt about it all

Tania

01-19-2005 02:16 PM

lol... :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

CyberBachelor

01-19-2005 02:18 PM

LMAO!!! That's some fucked up shit!

Hank_Heartland

01-19-2005 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

That ain't funny and you'd have a fucking heart attack to if it happened to you as would I :( That's what you call making someones day :1orglaugh

BradM

01-19-2005 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So did he fuck her?

:eek7 :ugone2far

Sosa	01-19-2005 02:21 PM

omg lol.... try to explain that one

Just_Dave

01-19-2005 02:22 PM

that is crazy shit

Antonio

01-19-2005 02:26 PM

k i n k y

Trixie Racer

01-19-2005 02:26 PM

does the arricle have a weblink?

polish_aristocrat

01-19-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So did he fuck her?

no, but I am sure you did

BitterPen

01-19-2005 02:27 PM

WOW!!! That must be the WORST Father/Daughter scenario ever. :eek7

prezzz

01-19-2005 02:27 PM

...which reminds me to watch the MythBusters show on Discovery Channel and visit snopes.com once in a while ;)

sickkittens

01-19-2005 02:27 PM

Really? That was on that Urban Legends show awhile back.

polish_aristocrat

01-19-2005 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyesWideShut

I wonder if they are gonna tell mom :1orglaugh

she read it already in the paper :1orglaugh

GTS Mark

01-19-2005 02:28 PM

Jesus would be one hell of a funny family dinner after that ;)

DH

Hank_Heartland

01-19-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So did he fuck her?

You sick bastard :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shoehorn!

01-19-2005 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EyesWideShut

I wonder if they are gonna tell mom :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

Paul	01-19-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boneprone

So did he fuck her?

Bahahaha !!! :1orglaugh

Manowar

01-19-2005 02:29 PM

:1orglaugh

Hank_Heartland

01-19-2005 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrinkingHard

Jesus would be one hell of a funny family dinner after that ;)

DH

Not really...the father died :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

brand0n

01-19-2005 02:30 PM

lol funny thread

tranza

01-19-2005 02:31 PM

Lol, funny shit.

See Cig

01-19-2005 02:33 PM

pics of your daugher=

flashfire

01-19-2005 02:35 PM

oh man that would suck, both sides ashamed

edgeprod

01-19-2005 02:35 PM

Be funnier if it were true, but yeah. ;)

Hank_Heartland

01-19-2005 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by See Cig

pics of your daugher=

I think he knows what his daughter looks like :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Furious_Male

01-19-2005 02:37 PM

Ouch.. that has to truly suck. He probably wishes it was a fatal heart attack.

ColBigBalls

01-19-2005 02:47 PM

Thats gota be a mood killer :ticking

QuaWee

01-19-2005 02:58 PM

The main duty as a father to your daughter is to keep her off the pool or in his case the corner

foxxx

01-19-2005 02:59 PM

[QUOTE=Scott McD]No not mine.

This was in one of our newspapers.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IwantU Bryan

01-19-2005 03:00 PM

NIce Family :1orglaugh

yuvalus

01-19-2005 03:01 PM

Did he bang her or not?

Scott McD

01-19-2005 03:02 PM

He told his Wife & is now being divorced for getting a prostitute aswell :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

axelcat

01-19-2005 03:04 PM

damn thats crazy

de66	01-19-2005 03:10 PM

Ha ha! Thats funny shit!
Maybe he got family discount...

Scott McD

01-19-2005 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by de66

Maybe he got family discount...

Nah he just took it off her pocket money... :1orglaugh

Jer	01-19-2005 03:36 PM

Crazy shit

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