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dropped9 · 01-17-2005, 10:03 PM

If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?

Idiots.

dropped9 · 01-17-2005, 10:03 PM

I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?

Juicy D. Links · 01-17-2005, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?

Carmine says "eat a twinky "

dropped9 · 01-17-2005, 10:05 PM

lololol touche

Steen2 · 01-17-2005, 10:05 PM

I don't

I want to make millions on the interweb some day.

Illicit · 01-17-2005, 10:05 PM

whats html ? never heard of it

BitterPen · 01-17-2005, 10:07 PM

I can put some killer breaks in a page!! hehehe

Spunky · 01-17-2005, 10:08 PM

I'm no expert but I get by

kowntafit · 01-17-2005, 11:25 PM

html is overrated. ;) I think everyone knows atleast a bit.

Rantan · 01-17-2005, 11:26 PM

it's all about CSS and XML

chupachups · 01-17-2005, 11:27 PM

does SGML count?

eddie-executive · 01-17-2005, 11:28 PM

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TheMob · 01-17-2005, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Headless

If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?

Idiots.

The Hun's HTML skills are massive, dude.

Aractor · 01-17-2005, 11:34 PM

HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.

Furious_Female · 01-17-2005, 11:35 PM

how do you spell HTML?

jt420 · 01-17-2005, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rantan

it's all about CSS and XML

css makes life so much easier.

Rantan · 01-17-2005, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Aractor

HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.

say that about php!

Nembrionic · 01-18-2005, 12:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Headless

If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?

Idiots.

Is someone who knows jack shit about car engines a bad driver?

pornguy · 01-18-2005, 12:04 AM

who is html? a new member of GFY?
I'd like to meet him!

Entropy · 01-18-2005, 12:11 AM

would you rather be a webmaster or pay a webmasters salary?

polish_aristocrat · 04-28-2005, 07:59 AM

u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

brizzad · 04-28-2005, 08:03 AM

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slapass · 04-28-2005, 08:07 AM

Why would you have to know html? This game is nothing to do with html. It is all about traffic.

swedguy · 04-28-2005, 08:08 AM

I can kill someone with my HTML skills but I can't even create a button with Photoshop

Aza · 04-28-2005, 08:10 AM

i can use dreamweaver
but i cant write html

but i am far from an idiot and do pretty well making money on this interweb thingy

TheDoc · 04-28-2005, 08:10 AM

I think we would all be amazed at the amount of people that don?t know HTML. I have done a huge amount of interviews for ?designers? that don?t know how to do HTML by hand. Even some staff that work with editors all day can?t do much more than basic adjustments in HTML.

I?m sure most webmasters don?t know HTML past the very basic level. Only a few percent can probably take a fully sliced up graphic and build the tables by hand.

sumphatpimp · 04-28-2005, 08:11 AM

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GatorB · 04-28-2005, 08:16 AM

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u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

Yeah but then you aren't a webmaster either. You're more of a salesperson. Of course as long as the checks come in who in the fuck cares what you call yourself.

GatorB · 04-28-2005, 08:17 AM

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it's all about CSS and XML

If you don't know HTML I highly doubt you know those 2 either.

12clicks · 04-28-2005, 08:26 AM

I stopped calling myself a webmaster when my pagemill® stopped working.

JFPdude · 04-28-2005, 08:27 AM

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HarrytheNazi · 04-28-2005, 08:32 AM

I met him once...nice fellow.

Forest · 04-28-2005, 08:34 AM

whats HTML?

Rebecca Love · 04-28-2005, 08:37 AM

No, I don't know any HTML. But HTML knows me!

fris · 04-28-2005, 08:40 AM

brad shaw doesnt know html

dropped9 · 04-28-2005, 11:38 AM

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u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

Nice bump...

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