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dropped9 01-17-2005 10:03 PM

How many of you DON'T know html?
 
If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


Idiots.

dropped9 01-17-2005 10:03 PM

I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?

Juicy D. Links 01-17-2005 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
I know juicy doesnt know html... Does that make him a surfer?


Carmine says "eat a twinky "

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dropped9 01-17-2005 10:05 PM

lololol touche

Steen2 01-17-2005 10:05 PM

I don't :)

I want to make millions on the interweb some day.

Illicit 01-17-2005 10:05 PM

whats html ? never heard of it

BitterPen 01-17-2005 10:07 PM

I can put some killer breaks in a page!! hehehe

Spunky 01-17-2005 10:08 PM

I'm no expert but I get by

kowntafit 01-17-2005 11:25 PM

html is overrated. ;) I think everyone knows atleast a bit.

Rantan 01-17-2005 11:26 PM

it's all about CSS and XML

chupachups 01-17-2005 11:27 PM

does SGML count?

eddie-executive 01-17-2005 11:28 PM

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Working on it.

TheMob 01-17-2005 11:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


Idiots.

The Hun's HTML skills are massive, dude.

Aractor 01-17-2005 11:34 PM

HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.

Furious_Female 01-17-2005 11:35 PM

how do you spell HTML?

jt420 01-17-2005 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantan
it's all about CSS and XML

css makes life so much easier.

Rantan 01-17-2005 11:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aractor
HTML is so easy to learn...I don't know why everyone who makes or runs websites shouldn't know it. It's just basic logic to understand the code.

say that about php!

Nembrionic 01-18-2005 12:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Headless
If you dont, how can you call yourself a webmaster?


Idiots.

Is someone who knows jack shit about car engines a bad driver?

pornguy 01-18-2005 12:04 AM

who is html? a new member of GFY?
I'd like to meet him!

Entropy 01-18-2005 12:11 AM

would you rather be a webmaster or pay a webmasters salary?

polish_aristocrat 04-28-2005 07:59 AM

u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

brizzad 04-28-2005 08:03 AM

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slapass 04-28-2005 08:07 AM

Why would you have to know html? This game is nothing to do with html. It is all about traffic.

swedguy 04-28-2005 08:08 AM

I can kill someone with my HTML skills but I can't even create a button with Photoshop :winkwink:

Aza 04-28-2005 08:10 AM

i can use dreamweaver
but i cant write html

but i am far from an idiot and do pretty well making money on this interweb thingy

TheDoc 04-28-2005 08:10 AM

I think we would all be amazed at the amount of people that don?t know HTML. I have done a huge amount of interviews for ?designers? that don?t know how to do HTML by hand. Even some staff that work with editors all day can?t do much more than basic adjustments in HTML.

I?m sure most webmasters don?t know HTML past the very basic level. Only a few percent can probably take a fully sliced up graphic and build the tables by hand.

sumphatpimp 04-28-2005 08:11 AM

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GatorB 04-28-2005 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all

Yeah but then you aren't a webmaster either. You're more of a salesperson. Of course as long as the checks come in who in the fuck cares what you call yourself.

GatorB 04-28-2005 08:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rantan
it's all about CSS and XML


If you don't know HTML I highly doubt you know those 2 either.

12clicks 04-28-2005 08:26 AM

I stopped calling myself a webmaster when my pagemill® stopped working.

JFPdude 04-28-2005 08:27 AM

web·mas·ter ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wbmstr)
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A person whose occupation is designing, developing, marketing, or maintaining websites.

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<World-Wide Web> (Sometimes "webmistress") The alias or role
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HarrytheNazi 04-28-2005 08:32 AM

I met him once...nice fellow.

Forest 04-28-2005 08:34 AM

whats HTML?

Rebecca Love 04-28-2005 08:37 AM

No, I don't know any HTML. But HTML knows me! :thumbsup

fris 04-28-2005 08:40 AM

brad shaw doesnt know html :)

dropped9 04-28-2005 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by polish_aristocrat
u can make money f.e with AdWords without knowing HTML at all


Nice bump...


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