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Old 01-16-2005, 07:52 PM   #1
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No more getting fucking water for you.....

It's really starting to get on my nerves, you nail a chick, her place or yours, could be a onetime thing or a relationship, either way, right after sex I always get the 'I need a glass of water' line. WTF? Why should I be getting u water? get me water! or better yet give me a massage and let me sleep! I need a glass of water.....ENOUGH! It got to the point I would keep H2O bottles under my bed just so I wouldn't have to get up after sex. I mean when it's all over, I just want to piss, maybe get a back rub and SLEEP.

I think it's time ladies took the initiative and got their own damn water.
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Old 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM   #2
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if theyre not getting you a drink and turning on the ceiling fan after saying thank you.....your doing something wrong
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Old 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM   #3
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Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?
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Old 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM   #4
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hmmmm never had the water request before... maybe those hookers want to grab cash from your wallet while your away ?
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Old 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM   #5
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well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow
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Old 01-16-2005, 07:59 PM   #6
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well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

Ahahahahahahahahahah

ineedacup! ineedacup!

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Old 01-16-2005, 08:12 PM   #7
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Its in your mouth already swallow.
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:14 PM   #8
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Now that's funny! "I need a cup, I need a cup!" Hahahaha.
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:14 PM   #9
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Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:18 PM   #10
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Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.
depends...if she tastes like strawberries I usually don't even get up. I just stay in bed and cuddle.......
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:20 PM   #11
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waah nutz after sex. way to lazy, i don't even wash them befor
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:21 PM   #12
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hey Icon,
You're shaving monkeys now?
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:22 PM   #13
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Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:23 PM   #14
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hey Icon,
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Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:24 PM   #15
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Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "

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Old 01-16-2005, 08:25 PM   #16
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Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)
What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:28 PM   #17
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What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?

huh?

no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:29 PM   #18
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no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'
bubba, look at your sig
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:31 PM   #19
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Lmao. that whole water under your bed trick might work.
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Old 01-16-2005, 08:31 PM   #20
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Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?
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