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Icon · 01-16-2005, 07:52 PM

It's really starting to get on my nerves, you nail a chick, her place or yours, could be a onetime thing or a relationship, either way, right after sex I always get the 'I need a glass of water' line. WTF? Why should I be getting u water? get me water! or better yet give me a massage and let me sleep! I need a glass of water.....ENOUGH! It got to the point I would keep H2O bottles under my bed just so I wouldn't have to get up after sex. I mean when it's all over, I just want to piss, maybe get a back rub and SLEEP.

I think it's time ladies took the initiative and got their own damn water.

tree · 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM

if theyre not getting you a drink and turning on the ceiling fan after saying thank you.....your doing something wrong

Wiggles · 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM

Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?

Illicit · 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM

hmmmm never had the water request before... maybe those hookers want to grab cash from your wallet while your away ?

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 07:54 PM

well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

Icon · 01-16-2005, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by jedi_dynasty

well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

Ahahahahahahahahahah

ineedacup! ineedacup!

ahahahahaha

JimmiDean · 01-16-2005, 08:12 PM

Its in your mouth already swallow.
Priceless

reynold · 01-16-2005, 08:14 PM

Now that's funny! "I need a cup, I need a cup!" Hahahaha.

Twe Russ · 01-16-2005, 08:14 PM

Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.

Icon · 01-16-2005, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Twe Russ

Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.

depends...if she tastes like strawberries I usually don't even get up. I just stay in bed and cuddle.......

jedi_dynasty · 01-16-2005, 08:20 PM

waah nutz after sex. way to lazy, i don't even wash them befor

David! · 01-16-2005, 08:21 PM

hey Icon,
You're shaving monkeys now?

pornguy · 01-16-2005, 08:22 PM

Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "

Icon · 01-16-2005, 08:23 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

hey Icon,
You're shaving monkeys now?

Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)

fl_prn_str · 01-16-2005, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pornguy

Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "

David! · 01-16-2005, 08:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)

What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?

Icon · 01-16-2005, 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by PussyMan

What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?

huh?

no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'

David! · 01-16-2005, 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Icon

huh?

no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'

bubba, look at your sig

pxxx · 01-16-2005, 08:31 PM

Lmao. that whole water under your bed trick might work.

XxXotic · 01-16-2005, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Wiggles

Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?

01-16-2005, 07:52 PM	#1
Icon Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: The watercooler of life tripping balls with NPH Posts: 1,757	No more getting fucking water for you..... It's really starting to get on my nerves, you nail a chick, her place or yours, could be a onetime thing or a relationship, either way, right after sex I always get the 'I need a glass of water' line. WTF? Why should I be getting u water? get me water! or better yet give me a massage and let me sleep! I need a glass of water.....ENOUGH! It got to the point I would keep H2O bottles under my bed just so I wouldn't have to get up after sex. I mean when it's all over, I just want to piss, maybe get a back rub and SLEEP. I think it's time ladies took the initiative and got their own damn water. __________________ Icon Professional Shark Wrestler ICQ: 214 674 095 "I see Brown people"

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tree Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 1,601	if theyre not getting you a drink and turning on the ceiling fan after saying thank you.....your doing something wrong

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reynold Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Global Traveler Posts: 51,271	Now that's funny! "I need a cup, I need a cup!" Hahahaha.

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01-16-2005, 08:31 PM	#19
pxxx First African GFY Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: New Jersey Posts: 12,114	Lmao. that whole water under your bed trick might work.