No more getting fucking water for you.....
 

It's really starting to get on my nerves, you nail a chick, her place or yours, could be a onetime thing or a relationship, either way, right after sex I always get the 'I need a glass of water' line. WTF? Why should I be getting u water? get me water! or better yet give me a massage and let me sleep! I need a glass of water.....ENOUGH! It got to the point I would keep H2O bottles under my bed just so I wouldn't have to get up after sex. I mean when it's all over, I just want to piss, maybe get a back rub and SLEEP.

I think it's time ladies took the initiative and got their own damn water.

if theyre not getting you a drink and turning on the ceiling fan after saying thank you.....your doing something wrong

Doesn't he threaten to kick your ass if you don't get him water though?

hmmmm never had the water request before... maybe those hookers want to grab cash from your wallet while your away ?

well "glass of water" is better then the "i need a cup" it's in your mouth already swallow

Ahahahahahahahahahah

ineedacup! ineedacup!

ahahahahaha :1orglaugh

Its in your mouth already swallow.
Priceless

Now that's funny! "I need a cup, I need a cup!" Hahahaha.

Dont tell me you dont wash your greasy nuts after you are done boning.

depends...if she tastes like strawberries I usually don't even get up. I just stay in bed and cuddle.......

waah nutz after sex. way to lazy, i don't even wash them befor

hey Icon,
You're shaving monkeys now? :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Right after the word, Can you get me some water leaves her mouth, the words that come out for your should be. " No! Now get the fuck out! "

Naw man, we're talking about sex. try it sometime (with someone else)

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What's that ask me how to shave a monkey under your post?

huh?

no, annoying shit, like when u finish in a chicks mouth and she won't effin swallow and she starts muttering 'i need a cup'

bubba, look at your sig

Lmao. that whole water under your bed trick might work.

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