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redtext · 10-31-2001, 04:37 AM

Here's today's competition. You must be an adult webmaster to enter. Winner gets 2,500 free ads at RedText (what did you expect? diamonds?!).

To enter simply post a reply. The winner is the webmaster who can suggest:

THE MOST IMAGINATIVE STRATEGY FOR SHAGGING A PORN STAR WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY.

("shag" = "fuck" ["England and America: 2 countries divided by a common language" as...erm...someone famous once said)

Result announced by an unashamedly partial panel of judges 24 hours from NOW!!

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Rocky · 10-31-2001, 04:48 AM

tell the porn star that you are having your dick plaster casted for a new dildo that will be featured at all of the sex toy stores

when the new product hits the store there will be a give-a-way with each purchase

that being a plastic vagina of (insert porn stars name here) and in order for the shop owners to demonstrate the products, they want to make sure that the plastic cock fits perfectly into the plastic vagina

sooooooooo, i would then ask the porn star if i could stick my dick into her mashed potatos just to make sure the fit will be snug

redtext · 10-31-2001, 04:55 AM

Rocky, a great start!! You currently lead a strong field of..erm...one.

MORE PLEASE!

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NickB. · 10-31-2001, 05:04 AM

Hi, My name is Nick

I'm the new producer of this new movie called: " Fuck 4 Fun " , I'm also recruting models!

Are you a pornstar? well.. Do you Fuck 4 fun?
Yes? well......show me!
No? So you don't fuck 4 fun? only 4 money?
No roleplay for you!

redtext · 10-31-2001, 05:38 AM

Come along, Nick. Get into the spirit of things. Anyone can BE a pornstar (especially blokes by the look of most of them). We just want to know how to shag them (birds, not blokes) without any mention of money.

The panel of judges is please to indicate that Mr Rocky is way ahead of a frankly weak field.

Come on chaps! You're letting the webmaster community down badly.

Regards

REDTEXT

funkmaster · 10-31-2001, 05:39 AM

... tell em you´ll pay ... and than run away, works great with cabs, so why shouldn´t it work here ??

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10-31-2001, 06:53 AM

In my case I'd have to tell her that I was sent here to finish the scenes she started with Ron Jeremy the other week, since some of the footage was lost and Ron was unable to do a reshoot due to his prior commitments for the new Kid Rock video.

If she said she didn't do a shoot with Ron Jeremy last week, I'd say "Oh, it must have been the one before that." (They have all slept with Ron at one time or another, so I think I could bullshit my way through this.)

I'd have a camera set up in the back of my Cordoba, with the fine Corinthian leather seats. That is where the deal would go down.

Since I'm about as attractive as Ron Jeremy, I think it might work.

When she looks at my cock and realizes it's no where near Ron's 10 inches or so, I'd just say, "Hey babe, everything is done with computers these days. Now hurry up and get those clothes off... they ain't payin' me by the hour here."

redtext · 10-31-2001, 07:05 AM

An Evil Plan, Evildick!
Keep them coming. Remember, 2,500 ads are at stake here, chaps!

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mailman · 10-31-2001, 07:21 AM

I would tell the pornstar that i am an adult webmaster who promotes her site...I have used ALL of her content and need fresh stuff immidetly...so i got my photographer here so ""FUCK ME"" cuse you fuck me you canmake more money

it is like doing a porno and getting paid

OKI I WIN now what the fuck is your site???

onlyreal · 10-31-2001, 07:24 AM

i
think you must win

Quote:

Originally posted by funkmaster:
... tell em you´ll pay ... and than run away, works great with cabs, so why shouldn´t it work here ??

[This message has been edited by onlyreal (edited 10-31-2001).]

Phiber · 10-31-2001, 08:05 AM

I won the redtext competition.

That would do it.

^R3K^ · 10-31-2001, 08:13 AM

I Just Tell Them Im Lensman From GFY and That Normaly Works Wonders :-)

But If That Doesnt Work I Tell Them That im A TAllent Scout For Antonio Ferrari Modeling Agency The True Backer Behing Playboy, Hustler, And Palmolive Dish Detergent, And I Am Looking For A Model To Market The Darkside Of Palmolive In The Bedroom. And That We Are Planing On Dumping All The Advertising Resources Into The Ads For The New Project. Also That The Spokesperson For This Would Have To Be Versitile In All Areas Of Adult Entertainment. They Normaly Have There Panties Down From Here On Out So No Need To Continue.

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12clicks · 10-31-2001, 08:23 AM

tell them if they fuck you, you'll introduce them to me.

redtext · 10-31-2001, 09:58 AM

I am both flabbergasted and incredibly impressed by the array of conniving schemes you are able to come up with just to convince a whory old slap to bed you. I can assure you that I and our panel of eminent judges are having a tough old time of it here.

However, remember there's still about 18 hours left of competition left and the winning entry might still be out there! The glittering http://www.RedText.com prize could still be yours...

Regards
RedText

P.S. Don't miss The Incredible Lady Camilla Pube-Floss Auction which will be posted after this competition finishes tomorrow.

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boneprone · 10-31-2001, 12:31 PM

Tell them you are part of the family, and if they want in they need to boneprone ya.

redtext · 11-01-2001, 02:09 AM

We have a WINNER!!

Sensationally, it was our very first entry, the fastest off the starting blocks....ROCKY!!

Congratulations to Rocky who receives 2,500 www.RedText.com ads.

Commiserations to the losers. But don't despair. Look out for The Incredible Lady Camilla Pube-Floss Auction coming soon!!

Regards

REDTEXT

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kmanrox · 11-01-2001, 02:41 AM

so i gess my late submission doesnt count, but waht if you tie her up with ropes, gag her and take her to a warehouse?

shrug

brimix · 11-01-2001, 05:49 AM

Well I'll suggest to the pornstar..
hei! you'll just make love with me! not just sex you know?!? Of course you could fuck me for free against any payment!!!

Just leave the dimension of my dick, close your eyes, and open up your legs!

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Brimix
Icq 117027210
[email protected]

Rocky · 11-01-2001, 12:22 PM

you like me, you really like me

i would like to thank the following people for helping me win this award

amputate - ghost writer
12clicks - clothing designer
boneprone - catering (specializing in Almond Rocca, popcorn and blackberries)
gary - animal wrangler
kimmykim - agent (and for the use of her casting couch)

and last but not least, God (and you know who you are lensman)

thank you

*wiping tears from my eyes*

Cheshire · 11-01-2001, 03:37 PM

Surefire way to shag a pornstar...

Tell them you're Lensman.

[This message has been edited by Cheshire (edited 11-01-2001).]

10-31-2001, 04:37 AM	#1
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	Today's Competition! Here's today's competition. You must be an adult webmaster to enter. Winner gets 2,500 free ads at RedText (what did you expect? diamonds?!). To enter simply post a reply. The winner is the webmaster who can suggest: THE MOST IMAGINATIVE STRATEGY FOR SHAGGING A PORN STAR WITHOUT HAVING TO PAY. ("shag" = "fuck" ["England and America: 2 countries divided by a common language" as...erm...someone famous once said) Result announced by an unashamedly partial panel of judges 24 hours from NOW!! ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com [This message has been edited by redtext (edited 10-31-2001).]

10-31-2001, 04:48 AM	#2
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	tell the porn star that you are having your dick plaster casted for a new dildo that will be featured at all of the sex toy stores when the new product hits the store there will be a give-a-way with each purchase that being a plastic vagina of (insert porn stars name here) and in order for the shop owners to demonstrate the products, they want to make sure that the plastic cock fits perfectly into the plastic vagina sooooooooo, i would then ask the porn star if i could stick my dick into her mashed potatos just to make sure the fit will be snug

10-31-2001, 04:55 AM	#3
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	Rocky, a great start!! You currently lead a strong field of..erm...one. MORE PLEASE! ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

10-31-2001, 05:04 AM	#4
NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Hi, My name is Nick I'm the new producer of this new movie called: " Fuck 4 Fun " , I'm also recruting models! Are you a pornstar? well.. Do you Fuck 4 fun? Yes? well......show me! No? So you don't fuck 4 fun? only 4 money? No roleplay for you!

10-31-2001, 05:38 AM	#5
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	Come along, Nick. Get into the spirit of things. Anyone can BE a pornstar (especially blokes by the look of most of them). We just want to know how to shag them (birds, not blokes) without any mention of money. The panel of judges is please to indicate that Mr Rocky is way ahead of a frankly weak field. Come on chaps! You're letting the webmaster community down badly. Regards REDTEXT

10-31-2001, 05:39 AM	#6
funkmaster So Fucking Banned Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: shell beach Posts: 7,938	... tell em you´ll pay ... and than run away, works great with cabs, so why shouldn´t it work here ?? ------------------ Don't innovate - imitate! ... giving away mass traffic for free !!

10-31-2001, 06:53 AM	#7
evildick Guest Posts: n/a	In my case I'd have to tell her that I was sent here to finish the scenes she started with Ron Jeremy the other week, since some of the footage was lost and Ron was unable to do a reshoot due to his prior commitments for the new Kid Rock video. If she said she didn't do a shoot with Ron Jeremy last week, I'd say "Oh, it must have been the one before that." (They have all slept with Ron at one time or another, so I think I could bullshit my way through this.) I'd have a camera set up in the back of my Cordoba, with the fine Corinthian leather seats. That is where the deal would go down. Since I'm about as attractive as Ron Jeremy, I think it might work. When she looks at my cock and realizes it's no where near Ron's 10 inches or so, I'd just say, "Hey babe, everything is done with computers these days. Now hurry up and get those clothes off... they ain't payin' me by the hour here."

10-31-2001, 07:05 AM	#8
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	An Evil Plan, Evildick! Keep them coming. Remember, 2,500 ads are at stake here, chaps! ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

10-31-2001, 07:21 AM	#9
mailman Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 6,311	I would tell the pornstar that i am an adult webmaster who promotes her site...I have used ALL of her content and need fresh stuff immidetly...so i got my photographer here so ""FUCK ME"" cuse you fuck me you canmake more money it is like doing a porno and getting paid OKI I WIN now what the fuck is your site???

10-31-2001, 08:05 AM	#11
Phiber Confirmed User Join Date: May 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 137	I won the redtext competition. That would do it.

10-31-2001, 08:13 AM	#12
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	I Just Tell Them Im Lensman From GFY and That Normaly Works Wonders :-) But If That Doesnt Work I Tell Them That im A TAllent Scout For Antonio Ferrari Modeling Agency The True Backer Behing Playboy, Hustler, And Palmolive Dish Detergent, And I Am Looking For A Model To Market The Darkside Of Palmolive In The Bedroom. And That We Are Planing On Dumping All The Advertising Resources Into The Ads For The New Project. Also That The Spokesperson For This Would Have To Be Versitile In All Areas Of Adult Entertainment. They Normaly Have There Panties Down From Here On Out So No Need To Continue. ------------------ HotFreePics.net Submit Your Tgp2 Gallerys

10-31-2001, 08:23 AM	#13
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	tell them if they fuck you, you'll introduce them to me.

10-31-2001, 09:58 AM	#14
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	I am both flabbergasted and incredibly impressed by the array of conniving schemes you are able to come up with just to convince a whory old slap to bed you. I can assure you that I and our panel of eminent judges are having a tough old time of it here. However, remember there's still about 18 hours left of competition left and the winning entry might still be out there! The glittering http://www.RedText.com prize could still be yours... Regards RedText P.S. Don't miss The Incredible Lady Camilla Pube-Floss Auction which will be posted after this competition finishes tomorrow. ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

10-31-2001, 12:31 PM	#15
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Tell them you are part of the family, and if they want in they need to boneprone ya.

11-01-2001, 02:09 AM	#16
redtext Registered User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Beverly Hills California Posts: 55	We have a WINNER!! Sensationally, it was our very first entry, the fastest off the starting blocks....ROCKY!! Congratulations to Rocky who receives 2,500 www.RedText.com ads. Commiserations to the losers. But don't despair. Look out for The Incredible Lady Camilla Pube-Floss Auction coming soon!! Regards REDTEXT ------------------ The #1 Adult Textlink Exchange http://www.redtext.com

11-01-2001, 02:41 AM	#17
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	so i gess my late submission doesnt count, but waht if you tie her up with ropes, gag her and take her to a warehouse? shrug

11-01-2001, 05:49 AM	#18
brimix Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 99	Well I'll suggest to the pornstar.. hei! you'll just make love with me! not just sex you know?!? Of course you could fuck me for free against any payment!!! Just leave the dimension of my dick, close your eyes, and open up your legs! ------------------ With best regards, Brimix Icq 117027210 [email protected]

11-01-2001, 12:22 PM	#19
Rocky Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Living Off The Grid Posts: 3,022	you like me, you really like me i would like to thank the following people for helping me win this award amputate - ghost writer 12clicks - clothing designer boneprone - catering (specializing in Almond Rocca, popcorn and blackberries) gary - animal wrangler kimmykim - agent (and for the use of her casting couch) and last but not least, God (and you know who you are lensman) thank you wiping tears from my eyes

11-01-2001, 03:37 PM	#20
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	Surefire way to shag a pornstar... Tell them you're Lensman. [This message has been edited by Cheshire (edited 11-01-2001).]