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In my case I'd have to tell her that I was sent here to finish the scenes she started with Ron Jeremy the other week, since some of the footage was lost and Ron was unable to do a reshoot due to his prior commitments for the new Kid Rock video.
If she said she didn't do a shoot with Ron Jeremy last week, I'd say "Oh, it must have been the one before that." (They have all slept with Ron at one time or another, so I think I could bullshit my way through this.)
I'd have a camera set up in the back of my Cordoba, with the fine Corinthian leather seats. That is where the deal would go down.
Since I'm about as attractive as Ron Jeremy, I think it might work.
When she looks at my cock and realizes it's no where near Ron's 10 inches or so, I'd just say, "Hey babe, everything is done with computers these days. Now hurry up and get those clothes off... they ain't payin' me by the hour here."
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