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Old 10-31-2001, 04:48 AM  
Rocky
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tell the porn star that you are having your dick plaster casted for a new dildo that will be featured at all of the sex toy stores

when the new product hits the store there will be a give-a-way with each purchase

that being a plastic vagina of (insert porn stars name here) and in order for the shop owners to demonstrate the products, they want to make sure that the plastic cock fits perfectly into the plastic vagina

sooooooooo, i would then ask the porn star if i could stick my dick into her mashed potatos just to make sure the fit will be snug
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