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Old 01-12-2005, 08:52 PM   #1
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Ten Commandments of a Teenager
Ten Commandments of a Teenager
2) Thou shalt not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)

5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
(just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "'Just Do It")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


this and more jokes can be found on my site its in my sig.... some funny shit huh
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:01 PM   #2
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what is no. 1
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:06 PM   #3
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1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:08 PM   #4
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Ahem...

No offense but I'd suggest you continue rating butts.
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:10 PM   #5
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its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:15 PM   #6
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its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....
No shit! This gives a reason to all comedians to quit drugs immediatly!
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:15 PM   #7
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Ahem...

No offense but I'd suggest you continue rating butts.
hey i didnt write the fuckin joke dude ... just thought it was funny......
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:19 PM   #8
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hey i didnt write the fuckin joke dude ... just thought it was funny......
Fair enough
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:24 PM   #9
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Fair enough
Thanks, Now On With The Night...............
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:29 PM   #10
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its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....
Haha, I didn't even notice untill some pointed it out.
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:43 PM   #11
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ha ha thats even worse.....
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Old 01-12-2005, 09:46 PM   #12
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Number 7 brings back memories. lol.


Junior year in high school, i must have took 12 days off, instead of cutting class.
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