Ten Commandments of a Teenager

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  • xxxmaster
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2004
    • 1155

    #1

    Ten Commandments of a Teenager

    Ten Commandments of a Teenager
    2) Thou shalt not do drugs
    (alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

    3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
    (Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

    4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism
    (destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)

    5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
    (everyone knows grandma has more money)

    6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
    (just start them)

    7) Thou shall not skip class.
    (just take the whole day off)

    8) Thou shall not strip in class.
    (Hooters pays more)

    9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
    (like Nike says, "'Just Do It")

    10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
    (just leave 'em in the middle)


    this and more jokes can be found on my site its in my sig.... some funny shit huh
  • dunefield
    www.barely18movies.com
    • Feb 2003
    • 10920

    #2
    what is no. 1

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    • xxxmaster
      Confirmed User
      • Feb 2004
      • 1155

      #3
      1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
      (why wait that long?)

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      • Mike Okitch
        Confirmed User
        • May 2004
        • 4126

        #4
        Ahem...

        No offense but I'd suggest you continue rating butts.
        SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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        • xxxmaster
          Confirmed User
          • Feb 2004
          • 1155

          #5
          its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....

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          • Mike Okitch
            Confirmed User
            • May 2004
            • 4126

            #6
            Originally posted by xxxmaster
            its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....
            No shit! This gives a reason to all comedians to quit drugs immediatly!
            SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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            • xxxmaster
              Confirmed User
              • Feb 2004
              • 1155

              #7
              Originally posted by Mike Okitch
              Ahem...

              No offense but I'd suggest you continue rating butts.
              hey i didnt write the fuckin joke dude ... just thought it was funny......

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              • Mike Okitch
                Confirmed User
                • May 2004
                • 4126

                #8
                Originally posted by xxxmaster
                hey i didnt write the fuckin joke dude ... just thought it was funny......
                Fair enough
                SIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, then you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60.

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                • xxxmaster
                  Confirmed User
                  • Feb 2004
                  • 1155

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mike Okitch
                  Fair enough
                  Thanks, Now On With The Night...............

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                  • cold_ice
                    Confirmed User
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 3027

                    #10
                    Originally posted by xxxmaster
                    its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....
                    Haha, I didn't even notice untill some pointed it out.

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                    • xxxmaster
                      Confirmed User
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 1155

                      #11
                      ha ha thats even worse.....

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                      • pxxx
                        First African GFY Member
                        • Mar 2004
                        • 12114

                        #12
                        Number 7 brings back memories. lol.


                        Junior year in high school, i must have took 12 days off, instead of cutting class.

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