Ten Commandments of a Teenager
 

Ten Commandments of a Teenager
2) Thou shalt not do drugs
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper)

3) Thou shalt not steal from K-Mart
(Wal*Mart has a bigger selection)

4) Thou shalt not be arrested for vandalism
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell ya all about this)

5) Thou shalt not steal from thine parents
(everyone knows grandma has more money)

6) Thou shalt not get into fights (cat fights anyhow)
(just start them)

7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)

8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)

9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "'Just Do It")

10) Thou shall not help old ladies cross the street.
(just leave 'em in the middle)


this and more jokes can be found on my site its in my sig.... some funny shit huh

what is no. 1

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long?)

Ahem...

No offense but I'd suggest you continue rating butts.

its even funnier that i forgot the first 1... what a dumb ass....lol i dun smoked myself stupid.....

No shit! This gives a reason to all comedians to quit drugs immediatly!

hey i didnt write the fuckin joke dude ... just thought it was funny......

Fair enough

Thanks, Now On With The Night...............

Haha, I didn't even notice untill some pointed it out.

ha ha thats even worse.....

Number 7 brings back memories. lol.


Junior year in high school, i must have took 12 days off, instead of cutting class.