Klitchko vs. Kimbo....Who would win? - GoFuckYourself.com

BVF · 01-07-2005, 02:53 PM

I'm bettin on black baby. If y'all think Kimbo can't have a few years as a pro heavyweight with the weak field that is out right now, you're smokin. He'd knock that Russian smooth the fuck out.

FelixFlow · 01-07-2005, 02:55 PM

Kimbo

gloves or no gloves ?

Manowar · 01-07-2005, 02:55 PM

kimbos hands look bigger than my head 0_0

xclusive · 01-07-2005, 02:58 PM

Klitchko in a boxing match kimbo in a brawl

MetaMan · 01-07-2005, 02:58 PM

you are fucking idiot if you think Klitchko would lose.

Klitchko is ukrainian also.

BVF · 01-07-2005, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you are fucking idiot if you think Klitchko would lose.

Klitchko is ukrainian also.

I'll bet you were one of the people who thought that Klitchko would come back and win that fight against Lewis too huh?

Gunni · 01-07-2005, 03:06 PM

did you not see Kimbo getting beaten by that fat guy? (Video was called kimbowned)
He has no stamina, and compared to Klitchko (6 ft 7 in) Kimbo is small (6 ft 3 in).
And besides the fact that Klitchko has years of experience as a professional boxer, while Kimbo has none, he is also younger than Kimbo.

I doubt the fight would las 1 round before Kimbos ligts would be turned out...

MetaMan · 01-07-2005, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

I'll bet you were one of the people who thought that Klitchko would come back and win that fight against Lewis too huh?

you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.

Gunni · 01-07-2005, 03:08 PM

Lewis is 10 times better than Klitchko, the fact that Klitchko had a higher score says very little, specially if you look at the cut he had, who was taking worse hits, the one with a gasping wound on his head or the one with out a wound?

I really hope Lewis makes a come back to prove he can knock Klitchko the fuck out...

sickkittens · 01-07-2005, 03:08 PM

huh? what?

BVF · 01-07-2005, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.

LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

And being black doesn't matter. Klitchko could knock out tyson probably. But I know kimbo has to be tougher than that.

galleryseek · 01-07-2005, 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

uh, did you even watch that fucking fight?

anyone with half a brain KNOWS that lennox luis got the fucking piss beat out of him that match. he got lucky because he happened to get in a good enough shot to create that cut, just 1 punch... and some speculate it was probably the glove which hit his eye at the perfect angle near a seam.

and you want to know why he's coming out of retirement? because he knows he lost, his "legacy" was ruined.

sure, perhaps he wasn't in shape - but regardless, that match he got his ass served.

xxxdesign-net · 01-07-2005, 03:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunni

did you not see Kimbo getting beaten by that fat guy? (Video was called kimbowned)
He has no stamina, and compared to Klitchko (6 ft 7 in) Kimbo is small (6 ft 3 in).
And besides the fact that Klitchko has years of experience as a professional boxer, while Kimbo has none, he is also younger than Kimbo.

I doubt the fight would las 1 round before Kimbos ligts would be turned out...

EXCATLY... the guy CANNOT boxe.. A guy like James Toney would kill kimbo in 30 seconds... Imagine Klitchko...

BVF...seriously.. do you know ANYTHING about boxing..!??

BVF · 01-07-2005, 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net

EXCATLY... the guy CANNOT boxe.. A guy like James Toney would kill kimbo in 30 seconds... Imagine Klitchko...

BVF...seriously.. do you know ANYTHING about boxing..!??

I'm not saying that the muthafucka can walk off of the vegas showfloor and whip somebody's ass. But if somebody whipped his ass into fighting shape for around 6 months to a year, he could destroy klitchko.

MetaMan · 01-07-2005, 03:22 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF

LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

And being black doesn't matter. Klitchko could knock out tyson probably. But I know kimbo has to be tougher than that.

lol good sometimes when i read your posts it sounds like "black is best" but thats cool if you think that or not hehe.

im not sure if he is i HOPE he does there is no one left in boxing to fight. the main thing about Klitchko is that he is 6'7 a fucking monster man.

Kimbo is of course as tough as nails, but Klitchko has the style and patience. his jabs would slowly wear away at kimbo. if you have seen the second kimbo fight he is just out of breathe. and for him to even try to go 12 rounds against Klitchko is seriously impossible.

galleryseek · 01-07-2005, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

lol good sometimes when i read your posts it sounds like "black is best" but thats cool if you think that or not hehe.

im not sure if he is i HOPE he does there is no one left in boxing to fight. the main thing about Klitchko is that he is 6'7 a fucking monster man.

Kimbo is of course as tough as nails, but Klitchko has the style and patience. his jabs would slowly wear away at kimbo. if you have seen the second kimbo fight he is just out of breathe. and for him to even try to go 12 rounds against Klitchko is seriously impossible.

yep.

TheFrog · 01-07-2005, 03:26 PM

i think klitchko would eventually win via wearing kimbo out

01-07-2005, 03:48 PM

Judging by that Kimbowned video, he doesn't have the stamina to be in pro boxing.

CybermedAndy · 01-07-2005, 03:52 PM

People..PLEASE.

Klitchko would assrape him within a minute, he's a seasoned pro, not a brawler.

Gunni · 01-07-2005, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrog

i think klitchko would eventually win via wearing kimbo out

I think he would eventually win by knocking him out in the 1st minute

HorseShit · 01-07-2005, 04:03 PM

Klitchko FUCKING OWNS!!!!

Theo · 01-07-2005, 04:09 PM

Kimbo wouldn't last more than a round or two best case. Real life is not a rocky movie. The guy that beat him is a policeman and an amateur fighter. Never confuse amateurs with pros.

Scott McD · 01-07-2005, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.

Why didn't he beat Lewis that time then ??

Drake · 01-07-2005, 04:15 PM

Klitchko would take it

galleryseek · 01-07-2005, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel

Kimbo wouldn't last more than a round or two best case. Real life is not a rocky movie. The guy that beat him is a policeman and an amateur fighter. Never confuse amateurs with pros.

wtf are you boy!

MetaMan · 01-07-2005, 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

Why didn't he beat Lewis that time then ??

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DID ANY OF YOU WHO "KNOW" EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING FIGHT?

fucking geeze, BOXING IS SET UP SOMETIMES GET IT.

Theo · 01-07-2005, 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by galleryseek

wtf are you boy!

ill be on in a bit,working on our things :-)

He is very tough, but he is missing serious defensive abilities. He couldn't protect his head most of the time if you check the video again. ANY pro boxer at the same pounds can win him. For Klitchko would be an easy round.

Scott McD · 01-07-2005, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DID ANY OF YOU WHO "KNOW" EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING FIGHT?

fucking geeze, BOXING IS SET UP SOMETIMES GET IT.

Ahhhhh, so it was a set-up.

Ok...

Veterans Day · 01-07-2005, 04:29 PM

James Toney on crack would knock that dude out. You people crack me up sometimes.

Corleone · 01-07-2005, 04:29 PM

his name is klitschko maaaaaaan!

he's the best boxer !

Raf1 · 01-07-2005, 04:38 PM

Kimbo is a good fighter on the street (from what I saw on the video), but right now, I don't think he has a chance of making it through the first few rounds with klitschko

WarChild · 01-07-2005, 04:38 PM

I don't know about this other guy, but i'd put money on Ivan Drago. "I must break you!"

Thrawn$ · 01-07-2005, 04:45 PM

Kimbo will be knock down cold in less than 30sec

polish_aristocrat · 04-18-2005, 04:14 PM

Dirty Danza would beat them both

Evil Jawa · 04-18-2005, 04:17 PM

Klichko took down Lewis and Tyson.

Nigger has no chance.

PlugRush Sascha · 04-18-2005, 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunni

Lewis is 10 times better than Klitchko, the fact that Klitchko had a higher score says very little, specially if you look at the cut he had, who was taking worse hits, the one with a gasping wound on his head or the one with out a wound?

I really hope Lewis makes a come back to prove he can knock Klitchko the fuck out...

You've obviously never boxed. Even from watching some matches you should know that opinion is bullshit in its purest form.

You can give someone a cut with one clean punch. The amount of blood covering the two guys' faces is no sign of who is the better fighter. Thanks for speaking out of ignorance.

And his last name is Klitschko. LMFAO!

Your opinion on Klitschko vs. Kimbo was better. Klitschko would most likely stomp him the fuck out in the 1st round.

spideriux · 04-18-2005, 04:30 PM

oc course 1st. - Klichko

Vitasoy · 04-18-2005, 04:34 PM

Klitchko without a doubt in my mind

wjxxx · 04-18-2005, 05:06 PM

Klitchko would beat that guy in less than 1 minute. BTW he is Ukrainian not Russian

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MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	you are fucking idiot if you think Klitchko would lose. Klitchko is ukrainian also.

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Gunni Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Barcelona Posts: 2,385	did you not see Kimbo getting beaten by that fat guy? (Video was called kimbowned) He has no stamina, and compared to Klitchko (6 ft 7 in) Kimbo is small (6 ft 3 in). And besides the fact that Klitchko has years of experience as a professional boxer, while Kimbo has none, he is also younger than Kimbo. I doubt the fight would las 1 round before Kimbos ligts would be turned out...

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TheFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,095	i think klitchko would eventually win via wearing kimbo out

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evildick Guest Posts: n/a	Judging by that Kimbowned video, he doesn't have the stamina to be in pro boxing.

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HorseShit Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 17,513	Klitchko FUCKING OWNS!!!!

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Theo HAL 9000 Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Posts: 34,515	Kimbo wouldn't last more than a round or two best case. Real life is not a rocky movie. The guy that beat him is a policeman and an amateur fighter. Never confuse amateurs with pros.

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Drake Hello world! Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 12,508	Klitchko would take it

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Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	his name is klitschko maaaaaaan! he's the best boxer !

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Evil Jawa So Fucking Banned Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 444	Klichko took down Lewis and Tyson. Nigger has no chance.

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wjxxx So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,448	Klitchko would beat that guy in less than 1 minute. BTW he is Ukrainian not Russian