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BVF 01-07-2005 02:53 PM

Klitchko vs. Kimbo....Who would win?
 
I'm bettin on black baby. If y'all think Kimbo can't have a few years as a pro heavyweight with the weak field that is out right now, you're smokin. He'd knock that Russian smooth the fuck out.

FelixFlow 01-07-2005 02:55 PM

Kimbo

gloves or no gloves ?

Manowar 01-07-2005 02:55 PM

kimbos hands look bigger than my head 0_0

xclusive 01-07-2005 02:58 PM

Klitchko in a boxing match kimbo in a brawl

MetaMan 01-07-2005 02:58 PM

you are fucking idiot if you think Klitchko would lose.

Klitchko is ukrainian also.

BVF 01-07-2005 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
you are fucking idiot if you think Klitchko would lose.

Klitchko is ukrainian also.

I'll bet you were one of the people who thought that Klitchko would come back and win that fight against Lewis too huh? :1orglaugh

Gunni 01-07-2005 03:06 PM

did you not see Kimbo getting beaten by that fat guy? (Video was called kimbowned)
He has no stamina, and compared to Klitchko (6 ft 7 in) Kimbo is small (6 ft 3 in).
And besides the fact that Klitchko has years of experience as a professional boxer, while Kimbo has none, he is also younger than Kimbo.

I doubt the fight would las 1 round before Kimbos ligts would be turned out...

MetaMan 01-07-2005 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF
I'll bet you were one of the people who thought that Klitchko would come back and win that fight against Lewis too huh? :1orglaugh

you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.

Gunni 01-07-2005 03:08 PM

Lewis is 10 times better than Klitchko, the fact that Klitchko had a higher score says very little, specially if you look at the cut he had, who was taking worse hits, the one with a gasping wound on his head or the one with out a wound?

I really hope Lewis makes a come back to prove he can knock Klitchko the fuck out...

sickkittens 01-07-2005 03:08 PM

huh? what?

BVF 01-07-2005 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.


LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

And being black doesn't matter. Klitchko could knock out tyson probably. But I know kimbo has to be tougher than that.

galleryseek 01-07-2005 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by BVF
LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

uh, did you even watch that fucking fight?

anyone with half a brain KNOWS that lennox luis got the fucking piss beat out of him that match. he got lucky because he happened to get in a good enough shot to create that cut, just 1 punch... and some speculate it was probably the glove which hit his eye at the perfect angle near a seam.

and you want to know why he's coming out of retirement? because he knows he lost, his "legacy" was ruined.

sure, perhaps he wasn't in shape - but regardless, that match he got his ass served.

xxxdesign-net 01-07-2005 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gunni
did you not see Kimbo getting beaten by that fat guy? (Video was called kimbowned)
He has no stamina, and compared to Klitchko (6 ft 7 in) Kimbo is small (6 ft 3 in).
And besides the fact that Klitchko has years of experience as a professional boxer, while Kimbo has none, he is also younger than Kimbo.

I doubt the fight would las 1 round before Kimbos ligts would be turned out...

EXCATLY... the guy CANNOT boxe.. A guy like James Toney would kill kimbo in 30 seconds... Imagine Klitchko...

BVF...seriously.. do you know ANYTHING about boxing..!??

:1orglaugh

BVF 01-07-2005 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by xxxdesign-net
EXCATLY... the guy CANNOT boxe.. A guy like James Toney would kill kimbo in 30 seconds... Imagine Klitchko...

BVF...seriously.. do you know ANYTHING about boxing..!??

:1orglaugh

I'm not saying that the muthafucka can walk off of the vegas showfloor and whip somebody's ass. But if somebody whipped his ass into fighting shape for around 6 months to a year, he could destroy klitchko.

MetaMan 01-07-2005 03:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BVF
LOL...I knew it. Scorecards mean jack if the fool would have been knocked out with his face mangled. And correct me if I'm wrong but isnt lewis coming out of retirement to fight klitchcko again?

And being black doesn't matter. Klitchko could knock out tyson probably. But I know kimbo has to be tougher than that.


lol good sometimes when i read your posts it sounds like "black is best" but thats cool if you think that or not hehe.

im not sure if he is i HOPE he does there is no one left in boxing to fight. the main thing about Klitchko is that he is 6'7 a fucking monster man.

Kimbo is of course as tough as nails, but Klitchko has the style and patience. his jabs would slowly wear away at kimbo. if you have seen the second kimbo fight he is just out of breathe. and for him to even try to go 12 rounds against Klitchko is seriously impossible.

galleryseek 01-07-2005 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
lol good sometimes when i read your posts it sounds like "black is best" but thats cool if you think that or not hehe.

im not sure if he is i HOPE he does there is no one left in boxing to fight. the main thing about Klitchko is that he is 6'7 a fucking monster man.

Kimbo is of course as tough as nails, but Klitchko has the style and patience. his jabs would slowly wear away at kimbo. if you have seen the second kimbo fight he is just out of breathe. and for him to even try to go 12 rounds against Klitchko is seriously impossible.

yep. :2 cents:

TheFrog 01-07-2005 03:26 PM

i think klitchko would eventually win via wearing kimbo out

evildick 01-07-2005 03:48 PM

Judging by that Kimbowned video, he doesn't have the stamina to be in pro boxing.

CybermedAndy 01-07-2005 03:52 PM

People..PLEASE.

Klitchko would assrape him within a minute, he's a seasoned pro, not a brawler.

Gunni 01-07-2005 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by TheFrog
i think klitchko would eventually win via wearing kimbo out

I think he would eventually win by knocking him out in the 1st minute :1orglaugh

HorseShit 01-07-2005 04:03 PM

Klitchko FUCKING OWNS!!!!

Theo 01-07-2005 04:09 PM

Kimbo wouldn't last more than a round or two best case. Real life is not a rocky movie. The guy that beat him is a policeman and an amateur fighter. Never confuse amateurs with pros.

Scott McD 01-07-2005 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
you idiot the fight was ended, fucking idiots,

the fight was called Klitchko was ahead on all score cards.

Lewis retired because he knew Klitchko would beat him 2nd time around and wanted to go out on a high point.

just because people are black doesnt mean they are good fighters. Klitchko will not be beat for 3 years+.

Why didn't he beat Lewis that time then ??

Drake 01-07-2005 04:15 PM

Klitchko would take it

galleryseek 01-07-2005 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Soul_Rebel
Kimbo wouldn't last more than a round or two best case. Real life is not a rocky movie. The guy that beat him is a policeman and an amateur fighter. Never confuse amateurs with pros.

wtf are you boy! :winkwink:

MetaMan 01-07-2005 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD
Why didn't he beat Lewis that time then ??


FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DID ANY OF YOU WHO "KNOW" EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING FIGHT?

fucking geeze, BOXING IS SET UP SOMETIMES GET IT.

Theo 01-07-2005 04:21 PM

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Originally Posted by galleryseek
wtf are you boy! :winkwink:


ill be on in a bit,working on our things :-)


He is very tough, but he is missing serious defensive abilities. He couldn't protect his head most of the time if you check the video again. ANY pro boxer at the same pounds can win him. For Klitchko would be an easy round.

Scott McD 01-07-2005 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan
FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME DID ANY OF YOU WHO "KNOW" EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING FIGHT?

fucking geeze, BOXING IS SET UP SOMETIMES GET IT.

Ahhhhh, so it was a set-up.

Ok...

Veterans Day 01-07-2005 04:29 PM

James Toney on crack would knock that dude out. You people crack me up sometimes.

Corleone 01-07-2005 04:29 PM

his name is klitschko maaaaaaan! :) he's the best boxer !

Raf1 01-07-2005 04:38 PM

Kimbo is a good fighter on the street (from what I saw on the video), but right now, I don't think he has a chance of making it through the first few rounds with klitschko

WarChild 01-07-2005 04:38 PM

I don't know about this other guy, but i'd put money on Ivan Drago. "I must break you!"

Thrawn$ 01-07-2005 04:45 PM

Kimbo will be knock down cold in less than 30sec

polish_aristocrat 04-18-2005 04:14 PM

Dirty Danza would beat them both

Evil Jawa 04-18-2005 04:17 PM

Klichko took down Lewis and Tyson.

Nigger has no chance.

PlugRush Sascha 04-18-2005 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Gunni
Lewis is 10 times better than Klitchko, the fact that Klitchko had a higher score says very little, specially if you look at the cut he had, who was taking worse hits, the one with a gasping wound on his head or the one with out a wound?

I really hope Lewis makes a come back to prove he can knock Klitchko the fuck out...

You've obviously never boxed. Even from watching some matches you should know that opinion is bullshit in its purest form.

You can give someone a cut with one clean punch. The amount of blood covering the two guys' faces is no sign of who is the better fighter. Thanks for speaking out of ignorance.

And his last name is Klitschko. LMFAO!

Your opinion on Klitschko vs. Kimbo was better. Klitschko would most likely stomp him the fuck out in the 1st round.

spideriux 04-18-2005 04:30 PM

oc course 1st. - Klichko

Vitasoy 04-18-2005 04:34 PM

Klitchko without a doubt in my mind

wjxxx 04-18-2005 05:06 PM

Klitchko would beat that guy in less than 1 minute. BTW he is Ukrainian not Russian


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