Time for G.F.Y Haiku - GoFuckYourself.com

Squishy · 10-26-2001, 03:36 PM

The best Haiku posted in this thread will win 35 redirected hits from China on the site of your choice. Remember from shool how to write it? Syllables go 5-7-5. Allow me to begin.

Gary on a couch,
Kimmykim cooking the meal,
He has no traffic.

boneprone · 10-26-2001, 03:47 PM

I Think I have Crabs
My Crotch Really Itches Bad
My Nuts really Itch.

JackFoley · 10-26-2001, 03:52 PM

Yay - one hundred posts!
Now where's my fucking t-shirt?
Lens, go fuck yourself.

(Just kidding, Lensman.

)

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Jamdin · 10-26-2001, 08:29 PM

Went to this board
Checking for clues
Told go fuck yourself

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-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 10-27-2001, 02:02 AM

Jadmin can not count
The second line has seven
You stoopid moron

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The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

[Labret] · 10-27-2001, 02:11 AM

Hey You Stupid Bitch
Pass Me Another Damn Beer
Or Get The Fuck Out

titmowse · 10-27-2001, 02:33 AM

I try the no no.
I learn to love the no no.
I love the no no.

love

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kittykat69 · 10-27-2001, 03:07 AM

I need a hard cock
I need it in me right now
give it to me babe !

got more where that came from :

i love this board heaps
i want all of you to fuck
my ass really hard

and another:

me and my girlfriend
are in need of a three some
give it to us now

and yet another:

shit I am so wet
my cunt is totally soaked
drive your hard cock in

another:
all day i make porn
it makes me very horny
i love my job - YEAH!

more:

my computer sucks
i would love a new hard drive
someone buy me one

last one (for now!):
Do you need content
I can do a custom shoot
tell me what you want!

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RedShoe · 10-27-2001, 03:12 AM

We followed the moon.
9 moons later we will have,
Baby RedShoe soon

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RedShoe · 10-27-2001, 03:14 AM

Necron99.
He was my first flame attempt,
I think I did fine

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RedShoe · 10-27-2001, 03:17 AM

Hey Candy, Shut up.
I sure put her in her place.
Hey, I said SHUT UP!

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Marcus · 10-27-2001, 08:19 AM

Squishy, you the man
I love to read this haiku
Bump this here thread up!

Roberto · 10-27-2001, 08:32 AM

hun listing today
i feel better than james brown
watching stats today

Marcus · 10-27-2001, 08:32 AM

Filthy impostor!
I hold your fate in my hand
Don't do it, BoneProne!

Marcus · 10-27-2001, 08:43 AM

sponsor owes me cash
they ignore my calls and mail
it hurts to sit down

hi guys, im eighteen
well really i'm forty-five
in pigtails and tights

spicy pink temptress
how can I ever remain
vagitarian?

sign up for program
it says I'll "make big cash now"
i made three dollars

[This message has been edited by Marcus (edited 10-27-2001).]

Squishy · 02-06-2002, 03:25 PM

This thread is too old
I don't know why I bumped it
Oh yeah...D.V.D

-=HUNGRYMAN=- · 02-06-2002, 03:31 PM

Can't win DVD
On a 3 month old post
Nice try though squishy

Cheshire · 02-06-2002, 03:51 PM

all day I write sex
and go home to an empty bed
I need to get laid

Cheshire · 02-06-2002, 03:53 PM

I didn't mean that
Oh jeez, I take it back
I need batteries

Pornwolf · 02-06-2002, 03:55 PM

Tell me your home city
I could be there in a jiffy
We can work it out!

boneprone · 02-06-2002, 03:56 PM

Hmmmm.

boneprone · 02-06-2002, 03:57 PM

I have some batteries I could lend ya.
I should come down and give em to ya.

Cheshire · 02-06-2002, 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by boneprone
I have some batteries I could lend ya.
I should come down and give em to ya.

you could have a trip
we'd take a dip
and you'd never know what hit ya

titmowse · 02-06-2002, 04:03 PM

hold out for jewels
adult webmasters are tools
find a nice doctor

Cheshire · 02-06-2002, 04:05 PM

you sound like my mom
jewish princess gone wrong
titmouse is da bomb

10-26-2001, 03:36 PM	#1
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	Time for G.F.Y Haiku The best Haiku posted in this thread will win 35 redirected hits from China on the site of your choice. Remember from shool how to write it? Syllables go 5-7-5. Allow me to begin. Gary on a couch, Kimmykim cooking the meal, He has no traffic.

02-06-2002, 03:31 PM	#17
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Can't win DVD On a 3 month old post Nice try though squishy __________________

02-06-2002, 03:51 PM	#18
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	all day I write sex and go home to an empty bed I need to get laid __________________ just a little bit naughty

02-06-2002, 03:53 PM	#19
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	I didn't mean that Oh jeez, I take it back I need batteries __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 02-06-2002 at 03:54 PM..

02-06-2002, 03:55 PM	#20
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	Tell me your home city I could be there in a jiffy We can work it out! __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

10-26-2001, 03:47 PM	#2
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I Think I have Crabs My Crotch Really Itches Bad My Nuts really Itch.

10-26-2001, 03:52 PM	#3
JackFoley Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Pac-land Posts: 858	Yay - one hundred posts! Now where's my fucking t-shirt? Lens, go fuck yourself. (Just kidding, Lensman. ) ------------------ Plenty of wheat to go around.

10-26-2001, 08:29 PM	#4
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Went to this board Checking for clues Told go fuck yourself ------------------ I have a dream & you can share that dream too at Moongem Erotica

10-27-2001, 02:02 AM	#5
-=HUNGRYMAN=- Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Between your mamma's legs Posts: 4,753	Jadmin can not count The second line has seven You stoopid moron ------------------ Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!! The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples

10-27-2001, 02:11 AM	#6
[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Hey You Stupid Bitch Pass Me Another Damn Beer Or Get The Fuck Out

10-27-2001, 02:33 AM	#7
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	I try the no no. I learn to love the no no. I love the no no. love ------------------ tit, writer for: COZYFROG Submit your Free site, TGP or TGP2 gallery to the MowseBytes Newsletter BONEPRONE 4 LIFE

10-27-2001, 03:07 AM	#8
kittykat69 Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Wonderland Posts: 695	I need a hard cock I need it in me right now give it to me babe ! got more where that came from : i love this board heaps i want all of you to fuck my ass really hard and another: me and my girlfriend are in need of a three some give it to us now and yet another: shit I am so wet my cunt is totally soaked drive your hard cock in another: all day i make porn it makes me very horny i love my job - YEAH! more: my computer sucks i would love a new hard drive someone buy me one last one (for now!): Do you need content I can do a custom shoot tell me what you want! --- <a href="http://www.sexcontents.com">Sexcontents - Total Content Solutions</a>

10-27-2001, 03:12 AM	#9
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	We followed the moon. 9 moons later we will have, Baby RedShoe soon ------------------ <A HREF="http://bootybone.com" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member

10-27-2001, 03:14 AM	#10
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Necron99. He was my first flame attempt, I think I did fine ------------------ <A HREF="http://bootybone.com" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member

10-27-2001, 03:17 AM	#11
RedShoe 赤い靴 call me 202-456-1111 Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: The Valley Posts: 14,831	Hey Candy, Shut up. I sure put her in her place. Hey, I said SHUT UP! ------------------ <A HREF="http://bootybone.com" TARGET=_blank>RedShoe is: </A> BoneProne Family Member

10-27-2001, 08:19 AM	#12
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	Squishy, you the man I love to read this haiku Bump this here thread up!

10-27-2001, 08:32 AM	#13
Roberto Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,459	hun listing today i feel better than james brown watching stats today

10-27-2001, 08:43 AM	#15
Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	sponsor owes me cash they ignore my calls and mail it hurts to sit down hi guys, im eighteen well really i'm forty-five in pigtails and tights spicy pink temptress how can I ever remain vagitarian? sign up for program it says I'll "make big cash now" i made three dollars [This message has been edited by Marcus (edited 10-27-2001).]

02-06-2002, 03:25 PM	#16
Squishy Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Hiding from you. Posts: 1,809	This thread is too old I don't know why I bumped it Oh yeah...D.V.D

02-06-2002, 03:56 PM	#21
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	Hmmmm.

02-06-2002, 03:57 PM	#22
boneprone Hall Of Fame Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Portland Oregon USA Posts: 34,415	I have some batteries I could lend ya. I should come down and give em to ya.

02-06-2002, 04:03 PM	#24
titmowse Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: TEXAS Posts: 5,320	hold out for jewels adult webmasters are tools find a nice doctor __________________ I still love everybody

02-06-2002, 04:05 PM	#25
Cheshire Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Rosen-Villin Posts: 5,738	you sound like my mom jewish princess gone wrong titmouse is da bomb __________________ just a little bit naughty Last edited by Cheshire; 02-06-2002 at 04:08 PM..