Time for G.F.Y Haiku
 

The best Haiku posted in this thread will win 35 redirected hits from China on the site of your choice. Remember from shool how to write it? Syllables go 5-7-5. Allow me to begin.

Gary on a couch,
Kimmykim cooking the meal,
He has no traffic.

I Think I have Crabs
My Crotch Really Itches Bad
My Nuts really Itch.

Yay - one hundred posts!
Now where's my fucking t-shirt?
Lens, go fuck yourself.

(Just kidding, Lensman. http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/smile.gif)

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Plenty of wheat to go around.

Went to this board
Checking for clues
Told go fuck yourself

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Jadmin can not count
The second line has seven
You stoopid moron http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

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Airforce come and dey flatten your home !!!
The Black Sheep of the Boneprone Family
I like to rub HERTURN on my nipples http://www.rentpornos.com/devilfinger.gif

Hey You Stupid Bitch
Pass Me Another Damn Beer
Or Get The Fuck Out

I try the no no.
I learn to love the no no.
I love the no no.

love


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tit,
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COZYFROG
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BONEPRONE 4 LIFE

I need a hard cock
I need it in me right now
give it to me babe !

got more where that came from :

i love this board heaps
i want all of you to fuck
my ass really hard

and another:

me and my girlfriend
are in need of a three some
give it to us now

and yet another:

shit I am so wet
my cunt is totally soaked
drive your hard cock in

another:
all day i make porn
it makes me very horny
i love my job - YEAH!

more:

my computer sucks
i would love a new hard drive
someone buy me one

last one (for now!):
Do you need content
I can do a custom shoot
tell me what you want!

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We followed the moon.
9 moons later we will have,
Baby RedShoe soon

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BoneProne Family Member

Necron99.
He was my first flame attempt,
I think I did fine

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BoneProne Family Member

Hey Candy, Shut up.
I sure put her in her place.
Hey, I said SHUT UP!

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BoneProne Family Member

Squishy, you the man
I love to read this haiku
Bump this here thread up!

hun listing today
i feel better than james brown
watching stats today

Filthy impostor!
I hold your fate in my hand
Don't do it, BoneProne!

sponsor owes me cash
they ignore my calls and mail
it hurts to sit down

hi guys, im eighteen
well really i'm forty-five
in pigtails and tights

spicy pink temptress
how can I ever remain
vagitarian?

sign up for program
it says I'll "make big cash now"
i made three dollars


[This message has been edited by Marcus (edited 10-27-2001).]

This thread is too old
I don't know why I bumped it
Oh yeah...D.V.D

Can't win DVD
On a 3 month old post
Nice try though squishy :1orglaugh

all day I write sex
and go home to an empty bed
I need to get laid

I didn't mean that
Oh jeez, I take it back
I need batteries

Tell me your home city
I could be there in a jiffy
We can work it out!

Hmmmm.

I have some batteries I could lend ya.
I should come down and give em to ya.

you could have a trip
we'd take a dip
and you'd never know what hit ya

hold out for jewels
adult webmasters are tools
find a nice doctor

you sound like my mom
jewish princess gone wrong
titmouse is da bomb