For my 3000th thread I want to talk about curry - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

Tipsy · 01-03-2005, 02:05 PM

50 rings of fire

Johny Traffic · 01-03-2005, 02:06 PM

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50 rings of fire

Perfect

Jonny · 01-03-2005, 02:22 PM

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Originally Posted by HarlotCash Dyker

In Deveon they have some pretty rough cider - Can't bottle it as it melts the bottles down!

hah too right ... not just the bottles tho, more than a couple of my old regulars snuffed it because of their fondess of rough :-/

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Devon scrump my arse, you lot from Devon are Babycham drinking poofs.

LOL ... dude I'd pay money to see you even get a sip of proper rough past your lips .... ya shandy drinking twat

Johny Traffic · 01-03-2005, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonny

hah too right ... not just the bottles tho, more than a couple of my old regulars snuffed it because of their fondess of rough :-/

LOL ... dude I'd pay money to see you even get a sip of proper rough past your lips .... ya shandy drinking twat

You spend to much time thinking about what you can get passed my lips you devon gay boy.

Anyway Id spit you apart so bad that Id have to tape you up with duck tape and call for a new boy!

Jonny · 01-03-2005, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

get passed my lips

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Id spit you apart

seems like you've had a couple of weak shandys already

Johny Traffic · 01-03-2005, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonny

seems like you've had a couple of weak shandys already

Yep, but your fault, I wasnt going to drink tonight until you started talking about beer

L0stMind · 01-03-2005, 02:42 PM

Wow, you guys got off on a tangent.

Curry rocks.

ListYourPorn · 01-03-2005, 02:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

That's why she's improved. I did wonder.

I much perfer my girlfriend to take her glass eye out and let fuck the eye socket - rather nice I might add

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-03-2005, 03:08 PM

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Originally Posted by ListYourPorn

I much perfer my girlfriend to take her glass eye out and let fuck the eye socket - rather nice I might add

Stick it straight in her earhole - Best way to fuck some sense into her!

Tipsy · 01-03-2005, 03:15 PM

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Originally Posted by HarlotCash Dyker

Stick it straight in her earhole - Best way to fuck some sense into her!

I tried that but it wasn't tight enough

On the plus side I now have pills, patches, a pump and a lead weight. Gimme a couple of weeks and John Holmes will weep in his grave!

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-03-2005, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

I tried that but it wasn't tight enough

On the plus side I now have pills, patches, a pump and a lead weight. Gimme a couple of weeks and John Holmes will weep in his grave!

You realise going fishing like that might turn it black?

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-03-2005, 03:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

LMAO!

... Freebase an 8 ball of coke through a vodka pipe ...

Paco, of Large Cash. · 01-03-2005, 03:44 PM

... oh yah, curry.

Love all types of curry soooo much, but only if it is prepared properly - it pisses me off when it is used incorrectly!

(btw ... it's not only hot - there are various types of curry).

pxxx · 01-03-2005, 05:20 PM

now you got me in the mood for some chicken.

Tipsy · 01-03-2005, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by HarlotCash Dyker

You realise going fishing like that might turn it black?

That'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.

pxxx · 01-03-2005, 05:53 PM

that chicken will be a great way to put a smile on my face.

MBS Auto · 01-03-2005, 05:54 PM

yum yum....

Vitasoy · 01-03-2005, 07:03 PM

I love my curry chicken, congrats on the 3K

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-04-2005, 02:17 AM

Here is the perfect curry song...

INDIAN RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-04-2005, 02:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

That'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.

...I was wondering why she gave me a tin of cherry blossom and asked me to wear it...

Johny Traffic · 01-04-2005, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

That'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.

Its not a secret dude, when Ive been round there, there is often a few black dudes just leaving

Johny Traffic · 01-04-2005, 02:27 AM

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Originally Posted by HarlotCash Dyker

Here is the perfect curry song...

INDIAN RHAPSODY

Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.

[guitar solo]

I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!

[guitar solo]

So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.

[guitar solo]

[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)

Great find dude wheres it from?

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-04-2005, 02:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Great find dude wheres it from?

A golfing mate from the UK - He sent me this sometime last year - Remembered it last night and got him to re-send it - Thought it quite funny and apt for your thread.

Tipsy · 01-04-2005, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Its not a secret dude, when Ive been round there, there is often a few black dudes just leaving

Damn - I knew I should have got the hidden cam up sonner. All the free content wasted!

Wiggles · 01-04-2005, 05:33 AM

Congrats on 3k mate, keep up the posting, curry rocks!

Toni_N · 01-04-2005, 05:46 AM

Congrats dude

chemicaleyes · 01-04-2005, 05:52 AM

Gratz on the 3k Johny

Kemist · 01-04-2005, 05:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Yep I guess over here we cant make a good chilli, Id love to try a decent one from the states. We just dont have Mexican resturants round here, they are all Indian resturants

Come to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done

HarlotCash Dyker · 01-04-2005, 06:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

Damn - I knew I should have got the hidden cam up sonner. All the free content wasted!

Had mine up and the new site (Bolton houswife gets nailed by hundreds of blacks) is rocking - Rebills are fantastic - 95%

When are you out again as we need some more vids?

Tipsy · 01-04-2005, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Kemist

Come to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done

I kept meaning to try that place but never got around to it. I take it the food is good then? I may have to pop in for a nibble

Tipsy · 01-04-2005, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by HarlotCash Dyker

Had mine up and the new site (Bolton houswife gets nailed by hundreds of blacks) is rocking - Rebills are fantastic - 95%

When are you out again as we need some more vids?

/me sits and cries about all the wasted content.

Tim · 01-04-2005, 07:03 AM

I am a big curry fan too. Congrats John

Johny Traffic · 01-04-2005, 08:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Kemist

Come to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done

Well Eastbourne is only about 25mins away from me so maybe I will, we cant talk about content too

You from down that way Tipsy?

gornyhuy · 01-04-2005, 08:07 AM

Love curry... extra spicy please.

Tipsy · 01-04-2005, 08:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Johny Traffic

Well Eastbourne is only about 25mins away from me so maybe I will, we cant talk about content too

You from down that way Tipsy?

Not any more but we pop down there quite often to visit family etc. We'll probably be down in two weeks or so

ListYourPorn · 01-04-2005, 08:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Tipsy

Not any more but we pop down there quite often to visit family etc. We'll probably be down in two weeks or so

Tipsy - is shop safe UK your site mate?

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HarlotCash Dyker Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: At a whorehouse near you Posts: 1,828	Here is the perfect curry song... INDIAN RHAPSODY Naan, just killed a man poppadom against his head Had lime pickle now he's dead. Naan, dinner's just begun But now I'm gonna throw it all away. Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow Curry on, curry on Cause nothing really Madras. Too late, my dinner's gone Sends shivers down my spine Bottom aching all the time Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo. Naan, ooh, ooh This dopiaza is so mild I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all. [guitar solo] I see a little chicken tikka on the side Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy Meat! Byriani (Byriani) Byriani (Byriani) Byriani and a naan (A vindaloo loo loo loo) I've eaten balti, somebody help me He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory Stand you well back 'Case the loo is quarantined... Here it comes There it goes Technicolor yawn I chunder No! It's coming up again (There he goes) I chunder, it's coming back again (There he goes) Coming back again (up again) Here it comes again. (No no no no no no NO) On my knees, I'm on my knees On his knees, Oh, there he goes This vindaloo Is about to wreck my guts Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE! [guitar solo] So you think you can chunder and then feel alright? So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night? Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby Just had to come out It just had to come right out in here. [guitar solo] [slow bit] Korma or dopiaza bhaji, naan or saag Nothing makes a difference Nothing makes a difference To meee.... (Any way the wind blows....shshshsh) __________________ !!!Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash<<>>Harlot Cash!!!

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