50 rings of fire
For my 3000th thread I want to talk about curry
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hah too right ... not just the bottles tho, more than a couple of my old regulars snuffed it because of their fondess of rough :-/Originally posted by HarlotCash DykerIn Deveon they have some pretty rough cider - Can't bottle it as it melts the bottles down!
LOL ... dude I'd pay money to see you even get a sip of proper rough past your lips .... ya shandy drinking twatOriginally posted by Johny TrafficDevon scrump my arse, you lot from Devon are Babycham drinking poofs.
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You spend to much time thinking about what you can get passed my lips you devon gay boy.Originally posted by Jonnyhah too right ... not just the bottles tho, more than a couple of my old regulars snuffed it because of their fondess of rough :-/
LOL ... dude I'd pay money to see you even get a sip of proper rough past your lips .... ya shandy drinking twat
Anyway Id spit you apart so bad that Id have to tape you up with duck tape and call for a new boy!
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Wow, you guys got off on a tangent.
Curry rocks.Comment
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I much perfer my girlfriend to take her glass eye out and let fuck the eye socket - rather nice I might addOriginally posted by TipsyThat's why she's improved. I did wonder.
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Originally posted by ListYourPornI much perfer my girlfriend to take her glass eye out and let fuck the eye socket - rather nice I might add

Stick it straight in her earhole - Best way to fuck some sense into her!Comment
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I tried that but it wasn't tight enoughOriginally posted by HarlotCash DykerStick it straight in her earhole - Best way to fuck some sense into her!
On the plus side I now have pills, patches, a pump and a lead weight. Gimme a couple of weeks and John Holmes will weep in his grave!Comment
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Originally posted by TipsyI tried that but it wasn't tight enough
On the plus side I now have pills, patches, a pump and a lead weight. Gimme a couple of weeks and John Holmes will weep in his grave!
You realise going fishing like that might turn it black?Comment
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Originally posted by Johny TrafficLMAO!
... Freebase an 8 ball of coke through a vodka pipe ...


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... oh yah, curry.
Love all types of curry soooo much, but only if it is prepared properly - it pisses me off when it is used incorrectly!
(btw ... it's not only hot - there are various types of curry).Last edited by Paco, of Large Cash.; 01-03-2005, 01:45 PM.Comment
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Here is the perfect curry song...
INDIAN RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)Comment
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Originally posted by TipsyThat'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.
...I was wondering why she gave me a tin of cherry blossom and asked me to wear it...Comment
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Its not a secret dude, when Ive been round there, there is often a few black dudes just leavingOriginally posted by TipsyThat'll keep the wife happy then. I'm sure she's always secretly wanted a big black cock.Comment
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Great find dude wheres it from?Originally posted by HarlotCash DykerHere is the perfect curry song...
INDIAN RHAPSODY
Naan, just killed a man
poppadom against his head
Had lime pickle now he's dead.
Naan, dinner's just begun
But now I'm gonna throw it all away.
Naan, ooh, ooh Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back from the loo by this time tomorrow
Curry on, curry on
Cause nothing really Madras.
Too late, my dinner's gone
Sends shivers down my spine
Bottom aching all the time
Goodbye onion bhaji, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and use the loo.
Naan, ooh, ooh
This dopiaza is so mild
I sometimes wish we'd never come here at all.
[guitar solo]
I see a little chicken tikka on the side
Rogan Josh, Rogan Josh, pass the chutney made of mango
Vindaloo does nicely Very very spicy
Meat!
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani (Byriani)
Byriani and a naan
(A vindaloo loo loo loo)
I've eaten balti, somebody help me
He's eaten balti, get him to the lavatory
Stand you well back
'Case the loo is quarantined...
Here it comes
There it goes
Technicolor yawn
I chunder
No!
It's coming up again
(There he goes)
I chunder, it's coming back again
(There he goes)
Coming back again
(up again)
Here it comes again.
(No no no no no no NO)
On my knees, I'm on my knees
On his knees, Oh, there he goes
This vindaloo
Is about to wreck my guts
Poor meee.. poor meeee...poor MEEEEEE!
[guitar solo]
So you think you can chunder and then feel alright?
So you try to eat curry and drink beer all night?
Oh maybe, but now you'll puke like a baby
Just had to come out
It just had to come right out in here.
[guitar solo]
[slow bit]
Korma or dopiaza
bhaji, naan or saag
Nothing makes a difference
Nothing makes a difference
To meee....
(Any way the wind blows....shshshsh)
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A golfing mate from the UK - He sent me this sometime last year - Remembered it last night and got him to re-send it - Thought it quite funny and apt for your thread.Originally posted by Johny TrafficGreat find dude wheres it from?

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Come to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be doneOriginally posted by Johny TrafficYep I guess over here we cant make a good chilli, Id love to try a decent one from the states. We just dont have Mexican resturants round here, they are all Indian resturantsSIG TOO BIG! Maximum 120x60 button and no more than 3 text lines of DEFAULT SIZE and COLOR. Unless your sig is for a GFY top banner sponsor, you may use a 624x80 instead of a 120x60. Let me repeat... A 120 x 60 button and no more that 3 lines of DEFAULT SIZE AND COLOR text.Comment
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Had mine up and the new site (Bolton houswife gets nailed by hundreds of blacks) is rocking - Rebills are fantastic - 95%Originally posted by TipsyDamn - I knew I should have got the hidden cam up sonner. All the free content wasted!
When are you out again as we need some more vids?Comment
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I kept meaning to try that place but never got around to it. I take it the food is good then? I may have to pop in for a nibbleOriginally posted by KemistCome to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done
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Well Eastbourne is only about 25mins away from me so maybe I will, we cant talk about content tooOriginally posted by KemistCome to Eastbourne mate, I will take you to The Ranch - a wicked mexican restaurant! There is some good eating to be done
You from down that way Tipsy?Comment
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Originally posted by TipsyNot any more but we pop down there quite often to visit family etc. We'll probably be down in two weeks or so
Tipsy - is shop safe UK your site mate?Comment






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