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#1 |
Ask me about negative cash flow
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 533
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The most used lies
1) Your invoice has already been paid
2) I swear, I wont blow my load in your mouth 3) Waiter, can I have my bill, please my favourite is #2 ![]() |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Behind the monitor since 1988
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I have never heard #2.
But I have heard You don't do that to your wife! hmm, I wonder what that means? lol gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP ![]() Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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#3 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
Posts: 6,110
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our sites convert at 1/150
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#4 |
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Kimmykims couch
Posts: 6,110
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Oh, and sign up at xxxpaycheck.com
We are converting at 1/150 |
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#5 | |
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Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: MI
Posts: 950
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------------------ AmateurPie Make $0.04 Per Blind Click [This message has been edited by Speedy26 (edited 10-24-2001).] |
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#6 |
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Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Behind the monitor since 1988
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good question, I will ask him later
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#8 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: San Francisco, CA
Posts: 297
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"Girls love donkey punches"
"Of course I pulled out!" "There not warts, just pimples" |
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Location: Behind the monitor since 1988
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#10 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands
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The worlds 3 greatest lies are
1. The checks in the post 2. I won't cum in your mouth 3. Black is beautiful 3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise. |
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#11 |
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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Kiss my yankee dick.
Posts: 994
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You guys forgot the most important one:
"I don't like porn." |
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#12 |
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Here is a good one.
When my husband is surfing for porn, he swears "I'm always thinking of you when I'm looking" gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP ![]() Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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#13 |
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: New York
Posts: 1,239
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The all time lie is
"No, I dont Masturbate!" Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected] |
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#14 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: USA
Posts: 6,894
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I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me". Reminds me of the dialer flash banner on this forum. That banner fucking cracks me up.
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Location: The Helm!
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I would have to go with:
1) I get it for the articles. 2) I am looking at these sites to get ideas of stuff we can do! 3) I love you! |
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![]() I do say it once in awhile, lol cause I don't trust anyone that says it, so at times I throw that one out to fuck with people hehe gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP ![]() Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies |
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#17 |
Ask me about negative cash flow
Join Date: Feb 2001
Posts: 533
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at school where surfing porn is not allowed and someone wants to kick you up ..
"heey, it's just an erotic postcard, ..." |
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Ask me about negative cash flow
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: AMSTERDAM, HOLLAND
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#20 |
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: North Carolina
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1)sure i went out and looked for a real job today..
2) no officer i havent been drinking. 3)I have glaucoma, and i have a prescription for that dammit. ------------------ I wish Everyone Would DIE.. And I Mean That In The Best Way Possible ![]() |
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#21 |
aka K-Man
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Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: The Gutter
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1) i swear, i only have one GFY account! -- BoneProne Family
2) our dialers pay out on time, every time 3) we dont shave! ------------------ K-Man RawPussy.com TGP ---- ICQ 1337988 |
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Butte, MT, USA
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