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Robert 10-24-2001 10:16 AM

The most used lies
 
1) Your invoice has already been paid
2) I swear, I wont blow my load in your mouth
3) Waiter, can I have my bill, please

my favourite is #2 http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif

goodgirl 10-24-2001 10:18 AM

I have never heard #2.

But I have heard
You don't do that to your wife!

hmm, I wonder what that means? lol

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Gary 10-24-2001 10:18 AM

our sites convert at 1/150

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We are converting at 1/150

Speedy26 10-24-2001 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl:
But I have heard
You don't do that to your wife!
gg


but what if she likes it??

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[This message has been edited by Speedy26 (edited 10-24-2001).]

goodgirl 10-24-2001 10:23 AM

good question, I will ask him later



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BruceM 10-24-2001 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Oh, and sign up at xxxpaycheck.com

We are converting at 1/150

LOL Gary.

brocklanders 10-24-2001 11:56 AM

"Girls love donkey punches"

"Of course I pulled out!"

"There not warts, just pimples"


goodgirl 10-24-2001 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders:


"There not warts, just pimples"


OH MY GAWD! LMAO

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Dopy 10-24-2001 12:28 PM

The worlds 3 greatest lies are

1. The checks in the post
2. I won't cum in your mouth
3. Black is beautiful

3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise.

Warphead 10-24-2001 12:30 PM

You guys forgot the most important one:

"I don't like porn."

goodgirl 10-24-2001 12:39 PM

Here is a good one.

When my husband is surfing for porn, he swears "I'm always thinking of you when I'm looking"

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FetishTemptress 10-24-2001 12:43 PM

The all time lie is
"No, I dont Masturbate!"
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Steve 10-24-2001 12:45 PM

I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me". Reminds me of the dialer flash banner on this forum. That banner fucking cracks me up.


Eric 10-24-2001 12:53 PM

I would have to go with:

1) I get it for the articles.
2) I am looking at these sites to get ideas of stuff we can do!
3) I love you!

goodgirl 10-24-2001 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve:
I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me".

So if I was to say, I'm a good girl, trust me http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/wink.gif You would be cautious?

I do say it once in awhile, lol cause I don't trust anyone that says it, so at times I throw that one out to fuck with people hehe

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Robert 10-24-2001 01:09 PM

at school where surfing porn is not allowed and someone wants to kick you up ..

"heey, it's just an erotic postcard, ..."

Robert 10-24-2001 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warphead:
You guys forgot the most important one:

"I don't like porn."

yeah, this porn site appeared by an accident .


DJ Vespa 10-24-2001 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy:
The worlds 3 greatest lies are

1. The checks in the post
2. I won't cum in your mouth
3. Black is beautiful

3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise.

lol http://bbs.gofuckyourself.net/board/biggrin.gif


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^R3K^ 10-24-2001 01:28 PM

1)sure i went out and looked for a real job today..
2) no officer i havent been drinking.
3)I have glaucoma, and i have a prescription for that dammit.

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kmanrox 10-24-2001 01:30 PM

1) i swear, i only have one GFY account! -- BoneProne Family
2) our dialers pay out on time, every time
3) we dont shave!



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lightswitch 10-24-2001 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Speedy26:
but what if she likes it??

I know your wife Likes it when i do.


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