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Robert · 10-24-2001, 10:16 AM

1) Your invoice has already been paid
2) I swear, I wont blow my load in your mouth
3) Waiter, can I have my bill, please

my favourite is #2

goodgirl · 10-24-2001, 10:18 AM

I have never heard #2.

But I have heard
You don't do that to your wife!

hmm, I wonder what that means? lol

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Gary · 10-24-2001, 10:18 AM

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Gary · 10-24-2001, 10:19 AM

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Speedy26 · 10-24-2001, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodgirl:
But I have heard
You don't do that to your wife!
gg

but what if she likes it??

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goodgirl · 10-24-2001, 10:23 AM

good question, I will ask him later

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BruceM · 10-24-2001, 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gary:
Oh, and sign up at xxxpaycheck.com

We are converting at 1/150

LOL Gary.

brocklanders · 10-24-2001, 11:56 AM

"Girls love donkey punches"

"Of course I pulled out!"

"There not warts, just pimples"

goodgirl · 10-24-2001, 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by brocklanders:

"There not warts, just pimples"

OH MY GAWD! LMAO

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Dopy · 10-24-2001, 12:28 PM

The worlds 3 greatest lies are

1. The checks in the post
2. I won't cum in your mouth
3. Black is beautiful

3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise.

Warphead · 10-24-2001, 12:30 PM

You guys forgot the most important one:

"I don't like porn."

goodgirl · 10-24-2001, 12:39 PM

Here is a good one.

When my husband is surfing for porn, he swears "I'm always thinking of you when I'm looking"

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FetishTemptress · 10-24-2001, 12:43 PM

The all time lie is
"No, I dont Masturbate!"
Fetish Temptress

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Steve · 10-24-2001, 12:45 PM

I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me". Reminds me of the dialer flash banner on this forum. That banner fucking cracks me up.

Eric · 10-24-2001, 12:53 PM

I would have to go with:

1) I get it for the articles.
2) I am looking at these sites to get ideas of stuff we can do!
3) I love you!

goodgirl · 10-24-2001, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve:
I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me".

So if I was to say, I'm a good girl, trust me

You would be cautious?

I do say it once in awhile, lol cause I don't trust anyone that says it, so at times I throw that one out to fuck with people hehe

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Robert · 10-24-2001, 01:09 PM

at school where surfing porn is not allowed and someone wants to kick you up ..

"heey, it's just an erotic postcard, ..."

Robert · 10-24-2001, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warphead:
You guys forgot the most important one:

"I don't like porn."

yeah, this porn site appeared by an accident .

DJ Vespa · 10-24-2001, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dopy:
The worlds 3 greatest lies are

1. The checks in the post
2. I won't cum in your mouth
3. Black is beautiful

3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise.

lol

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^R3K^ · 10-24-2001, 01:28 PM

1)sure i went out and looked for a real job today..
2) no officer i havent been drinking.
3)I have glaucoma, and i have a prescription for that dammit.

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kmanrox · 10-24-2001, 01:30 PM

1) i swear, i only have one GFY account! -- BoneProne Family
2) our dialers pay out on time, every time
3) we dont shave!

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lightswitch · 10-24-2001, 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Speedy26:
but what if she likes it??

I know your wife Likes it when i do.

10-24-2001, 10:16 AM	#1
Robert Ask me about negative cash flow Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 533	The most used lies 1) Your invoice has already been paid 2) I swear, I wont blow my load in your mouth 3) Waiter, can I have my bill, please my favourite is #2

10-24-2001, 10:18 AM	#2
goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	I have never heard #2. But I have heard You don't do that to your wife! hmm, I wonder what that means? lol gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies

10-24-2001, 10:18 AM	#3
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	our sites convert at 1/150

10-24-2001, 10:19 AM	#4
Gary Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Kimmykims couch Posts: 6,110	Oh, and sign up at xxxpaycheck.com We are converting at 1/150

10-24-2001, 10:23 AM	#6
goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	good question, I will ask him later ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies

10-24-2001, 11:56 AM	#8
brocklanders Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: San Francisco, CA Posts: 297	"Girls love donkey punches" "Of course I pulled out!" "There not warts, just pimples"

10-24-2001, 12:28 PM	#10
Dopy Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Puerto Del Carmen, Lanzarote, Canary Islands Posts: 1,572	The worlds 3 greatest lies are 1. The checks in the post 2. I won't cum in your mouth 3. Black is beautiful 3 is a joke, don't be sensitive and take it otherwise.

10-24-2001, 12:30 PM	#11
Warphead Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kiss my yankee dick. Posts: 994	You guys forgot the most important one: "I don't like porn."

10-24-2001, 12:39 PM	#12
goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	Here is a good one. When my husband is surfing for porn, he swears "I'm always thinking of you when I'm looking" gg ------------------ Good Girls Swallow TGP Good Girls Clean Gallery List Eraser Cash Synergy Design & Technologies

10-24-2001, 12:43 PM	#13
FetishTemptress Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,239	The all time lie is "No, I dont Masturbate!" Fetish Temptress ------------------ Fetish Frenzy Mad Money - GREAT WEBMASTER PARTNER PROGRAM!!!! Fetish Frenzy-TGP and Movie Post Are you writing a book? Keep my chapter out and make it a mystery. [email protected]

10-24-2001, 12:45 PM	#14
Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	I am usually cautious when people say "Trust Me". Reminds me of the dialer flash banner on this forum. That banner fucking cracks me up.

10-24-2001, 12:53 PM	#15
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I would have to go with: 1) I get it for the articles. 2) I am looking at these sites to get ideas of stuff we can do! 3) I love you!

10-24-2001, 01:09 PM	#17
Robert Ask me about negative cash flow Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 533	at school where surfing porn is not allowed and someone wants to kick you up .. "heey, it's just an erotic postcard, ..."

10-24-2001, 01:28 PM	#20
^R3K^ Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: North Carolina Posts: 2,815	1)sure i went out and looked for a real job today.. 2) no officer i havent been drinking. 3)I have glaucoma, and i have a prescription for that dammit. ------------------ I wish Everyone Would DIE.. And I Mean That In The Best Way Possible

10-24-2001, 01:30 PM	#21
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	1) i swear, i only have one GFY account! -- BoneProne Family 2) our dialers pay out on time, every time 3) we dont shave! ------------------ K-Man RawPussy.com TGP ---- ICQ 1337988