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ronaldo · 12-29-2004, 11:20 AM

"What is the purpose of your visit?" when it's a convention like Internext?

crockett · 12-29-2004, 11:22 AM

Just tell them you are here to get drunk spend money and see titties.

xclusive · 12-29-2004, 11:22 AM

just tell them it's a webmaster gathering

Fred Quimby · 12-29-2004, 11:22 AM

border patrol??

are you walking from mexico?

Horny Dude · 12-29-2004, 11:23 AM

When I'm coming back from TJ I always tell them we were betting sports at Caliente, they let my white ass right through! Sometimes they look for some tips on bets!

OzMan · 12-29-2004, 11:25 AM

Just say vacation and have a brief story ready about where you are going and for how long etc IF they should ask for more details but don't blurt it out like a script.

Email yourself any documents or itineraries and if you really need your laptop, clean it up a bit or at least delete the ******* pic as your desktop.

Screaming · 12-29-2004, 11:26 AM

biz, thats all you need to say i am going to be there for biz

Furious_Male · 12-29-2004, 11:28 AM

That a friend of a friend wanted you to take a wrapped up package to someone named Lou on the other side.

reynold · 12-29-2004, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by xclusive

just tell them it's a webmaster gathering

ronaldo · 12-29-2004, 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Screaming

biz, thats all you need to say i am going to be there for biz

I've always told them it's an internet convention, where I'm going to meet associates, clients etc.

Then they ask...

What kind of business is it?
Do you have a business card?
Do you have a website?

Note, that I'VE never had a problem getting across, but the horror stories are becoming much more frequent.

Phoenix · 12-29-2004, 11:30 AM

Business...why lie?

Napolean · 12-29-2004, 11:31 AM

just act like you cant speak english, speak arab instead

Paco, of Large Cash. · 12-29-2004, 11:31 AM

if I am borded and have time to waste: "business trip - buying and selling drugs!"
if I need to get through quickly: "to see my doctor for my monthly AIDS/HIV treatment."

I always get stopped ... a common problem for olive or off-white folk like me.

TheFrog · 12-29-2004, 11:32 AM

say its a mainstream webmasters event. like a seminar

WebTitan · 12-29-2004, 11:32 AM

easier to just tell them the truth...

Probono · 12-29-2004, 11:33 AM

Holiday in Las Vegas is the best thing to say.

r3ap3r · 12-29-2004, 11:36 AM

Just say you are going to Vegas for vacation. It's the truth.

escorpio · 12-29-2004, 11:37 AM

"Fuck off, pig! I know my rights."

Dwreck · 12-29-2004, 11:38 AM

it's common knowledge never to say work stuff but I got red flagged so Im going to make sure to keep my story together.

It looks kinda shady when I go to Vegas, Maimi, Arizona, Mexico etc for less than a week and I never bring anything back I look like a drug dealer.

So just say your visiting your friends.

TurboAngel · 12-29-2004, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Paco, of Large Cash.

if I am borded and have time to waste: "business trip - buying and selling drugs!"
if I need to get through quickly: "to see my doctor for my monthly AIDS/HIV treatment."

I always get stopped ... a common problem for olive or off-white folk like me.

LMFAO!

garfield81 · 12-29-2004, 11:43 AM

CES is right around the corner too..
so that should be a good excuse.

lloyd · 12-29-2004, 11:44 AM

"i'm just here for the free porn"

Holly · 12-29-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

"Fuck off, pig! I know my rights."

lol

ahhhh fuck a bunch of 8 character shit

ronaldo · 12-29-2004, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

Business...why lie?

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Originally Posted by Dwreck

it's common knowledge never to say work stuff

??? lol. Clear as mud

webgurl · 12-29-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by WebTitan

easier to just tell them the truth...

sometimes its not , depends what you look like hehehe ....

JFK · 12-29-2004, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Probono

Holiday in Las Vegas is the best thing to say.

Right On

webgurl · 12-29-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ronaldo

Then they ask...

What kind of business is it?
Do you have a business card?
Do you have a website?

Note, that I'VE never had a problem getting across, but the horror stories are becoming much more frequent.

what are your answers for those ?

webgurl · 12-29-2004, 12:04 PM

if you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit ....
They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM"

MaDalton · 12-29-2004, 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by webgurl

if you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit ....
They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM"

i'll better wear my chastity belt then

Shooter · 12-29-2004, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Furious_Male

That a friend of a friend wanted you to take a wrapped up package to someone named Lou on the other side.

Sounds like a good idea to me

cadillac sparks · 12-29-2004, 12:42 PM

Tell them it's a Mr. T convention.

BradM · 12-29-2004, 12:43 PM

"Vacation"

UniversalPassLorence · 12-29-2004, 12:45 PM

Definately, It's all business

You should worry about what to say about your wife or girlfriend

Paco, of Large Cash. · 12-29-2004, 12:50 PM

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Originally Posted by cadillac sparks

Tell them it's a Mr. T convention.

I pity the fool that tries to stop me from entering a country!

keno003 · 12-29-2004, 12:51 PM

funny advic

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VirtuMike · 12-29-2004, 01:26 PM

I saw The Terminal. If they ask, tell them the medicine is for your sick goat.

azguy · 12-29-2004, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ronaldo

"What is the purpose of your visit?" when it's a convention like Internext?

Business AND Pleasure, officer.

chupacabra · 12-29-2004, 01:32 PM

i wouldn't mention a thing about the adult biz when going through US customs these days, especially if your carrying a laptop w/ you..

Denis_SC · 12-29-2004, 02:00 PM

"Me speak small English"

12-29-2004, 11:20 AM	#1
ronaldo Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: ICQ#: 272000271 Posts: 5,475	What do you tell the US border patrol when they ask... "What is the purpose of your visit?" when it's a convention like Internext?

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Horny Dude Earn enough to buy coffee Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: San Diego, Ca. Posts: 4,913	When I'm coming back from TJ I always tell them we were betting sports at Caliente, they let my white ass right through! Sometimes they look for some tips on bets! __________________

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OzMan Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Los Begas Posts: 9,162	Just say vacation and have a brief story ready about where you are going and for how long etc IF they should ask for more details but don't blurt it out like a script. Email yourself any documents or itineraries and if you really need your laptop, clean it up a bit or at least delete the ******* pic as your desktop.

12-29-2004, 11:26 AM	#7
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12-29-2004, 11:31 AM	#13
Paco, of Large Cash. Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: --> . <-- Posts: 2,267	if I am borded and have time to waste: "business trip - buying and selling drugs!" if I need to get through quickly: "to see my doctor for my monthly AIDS/HIV treatment." I always get stopped ... a common problem for olive or off-white folk like me.

12-29-2004, 11:32 AM	#14
TheFrog Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 4,095	say its a mainstream webmasters event. like a seminar

12-29-2004, 11:32 AM	#15
WebTitan Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western NY Posts: 5,114	easier to just tell them the truth...

12-29-2004, 11:33 AM	#16
Probono Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Under the Rainbow Posts: 2,731	Holiday in Las Vegas is the best thing to say.

12-29-2004, 11:36 AM	#17
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12-29-2004, 11:38 AM	#19
Dwreck Confirmed User Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 7,362	it's common knowledge never to say work stuff but I got red flagged so Im going to make sure to keep my story together. It looks kinda shady when I go to Vegas, Maimi, Arizona, Mexico etc for less than a week and I never bring anything back I look like a drug dealer. So just say your visiting your friends. __________________ Derek Dwreck Smout Program Manager Icq 165976549 Skype derekthomassmout

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webgurl Confirmed User Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Clouds with Carebears Posts: 7,954	if you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit .... They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM"

12-29-2004, 12:42 PM	#31
cadillac sparks Registered User Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 69	Tell them it's a Mr. T convention.

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chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	i wouldn't mention a thing about the adult biz when going through US customs these days, especially if your carrying a laptop w/ you..

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