What do you tell the US border patrol when they ask...
 

"What is the purpose of your visit?" when it's a convention like Internext?

Just tell them you are here to get drunk spend money and see titties.

just tell them it's a webmaster gathering

border patrol??

are you walking from mexico? :xmas-smil

When I'm coming back from TJ I always tell them we were betting sports at Caliente, they let my white ass right through! Sometimes they look for some tips on bets!

Just say vacation and have a brief story ready about where you are going and for how long etc IF they should ask for more details but don't blurt it out like a script.

Email yourself any documents or itineraries and if you really need your laptop, clean it up a bit or at least delete the ******* pic as your desktop.

biz, thats all you need to say i am going to be there for biz

That a friend of a friend wanted you to take a wrapped up package to someone named Lou on the other side.

:karaoke :karaoke

I've always told them it's an internet convention, where I'm going to meet associates, clients etc.

Then they ask...

What kind of business is it?
Do you have a business card?
Do you have a website?

Note, that I'VE never had a problem getting across, but the horror stories are becoming much more frequent.

Business...why lie?

just act like you cant speak english, speak arab instead

if I am borded and have time to waste: "business trip - buying and selling drugs!"
if I need to get through quickly: "to see my doctor for my monthly AIDS/HIV treatment."

I always get stopped ... a common problem for olive or off-white folk like me.

say its a mainstream webmasters event. like a seminar

easier to just tell them the truth...

Holiday in Las Vegas is the best thing to say.

Just say you are going to Vegas for vacation. It's the truth.

"Fuck off, pig! I know my rights."

it's common knowledge never to say work stuff but I got red flagged so Im going to make sure to keep my story together.

It looks kinda shady when I go to Vegas, Maimi, Arizona, Mexico etc for less than a week and I never bring anything back I look like a drug dealer.

So just say your visiting your friends.

LMFAO!

:smokin

CES is right around the corner too..
so that should be a good excuse.

"i'm just here for the free porn"

lol

ahhhh fuck a bunch of 8 character shit

??? lol. Clear as mud :cool-as-a

sometimes its not , depends what you look like hehehe ....

Right On :thumbsup

what are your answers for those ?

if you are going to say "vacation or visiting" you better becareful what you bring because if by chance they decide to check your shit ....
They see you have couple hundred business cards , any promotional items etc.... u are going to "THE ROOM" :eyecrazy :eyecrazy

i'll better wear my chastity belt then :anon

Sounds like a good idea to me :1orglaugh

Tell them it's a Mr. T convention. :ticking

"Vacation"

Definately, It's all business :ugone2far

You should worry about what to say about your wife or girlfriend

:Buck:

I pity the fool that tries to stop me from entering a country!

funny advic :angrysoap es

I saw The Terminal. If they ask, tell them the medicine is for your sick goat.

Business AND Pleasure, officer.

i wouldn't mention a thing about the adult biz when going through US customs these days, especially if your carrying a laptop w/ you..

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"Me speak small English" :anon